Can you send Internet Postcards via fax? 

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Today is Tuesday, August 20.

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Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want. --- Clive Barnes Today, there are three kinds of people: the have's, the have-not's, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have's. --- Earl Wilson
Thanks to Sandie, a blonde, who is allowed to tell blonde jokes, for bringing back this classic: A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
"Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike. Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands are, as soon as they can get a nurse over there to read the picket signs."
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An office reports that they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave their name and address, and to spell any difficult words. Early one Monday when the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages, she heard an enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and then confidently offer, "My difficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ashley Bernice Ortiz Del Valle, 28, Ft Myers, Floriduh Jailed After Giving Herself A Black Eye, Falsely Claiming That She Had Been Kidnapped And Robbed Ashley Bernice Ortiz Del Valle, a 28-year-old Florida woman, has been jailed after she allegedly gave herself a black eye before falsely claiming that she had been kidnapped According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched Wednesday after Del Valle told detectives that she had been kidnapped and assaulted before making a death-defying get-away. Del Valle told detectives that she was stopped at a stop sign while driving to a nearby bank when a man and a woman jumped into her vehicle through the passenger side door and put a gun to her head. Del Valle stated that the two suspects forced her to swallow two pills, punched her repeatedly in the face and robbed her of her cash and jewelry. At some point during the supposed kidnapping, Del Valle bravely doused the suspects with pepper spray before fleeing the scene. After telling her husband about the incident, Del Valle went to a local hospital where she was treated for her injuries. During the investigation, however, detectives noted several inconsistencies with Del Valle's statements. Forensic evidence taken from the vehicle and a bank deposit slip showing that Del Valle had already been to the bank at the time of the alleged assault, gave detectives an opportunity to challenge Del Valle's statements. Detectives also found the jewelry Del Valle claimed had been stolen inside her vehicle. Del Valle eventually admitted to making the entire story up, stating that she didn't expect her husband to report the incident. She also admitted to staging the crime scene and giving herself a black eye to make her story more believable. Del Valle was booked into the Lee County Jail and charged with making a false report. Tech Support Pits From: Pattij Re: Send postcards via fax Dear Webby, Good Afternoon.... I have an older cousin who is a Mennonite and uses faxes for her correspondence. She does not own or use a computer and does very little writing because of arthritis. Is it possible to choose one of your cards and have it delivered via a fax rather than an e/mail? Look forward to hearing from you. Thank you.... pj vickery Dear Pattij Just send the card to yourself, and print it to fax. If you have Winfax enabled for sending and receiving faxes, then you can fax it to her without wasting paper. When Winfax is enabled, "FAX" shows up as a choice of printers, when you print something. Choose that. It will then ask you for the fax number of the recipient, and give you the option of starting an address book. You can even add a subject and then hit SEND. When it is all done, it will tell you, that the fax has been sent successfully. Except for newer computers, a socket for plugging in a phone line is standard. With newer ones, you have to buy an external network card with a phone socket, so that you can use dial-up and fax. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Convert Tank Tops Into Bags Take an old child's shirt, preferably with spaghetti straps. Turn it inside out and sew the bottom of the shirt. Turn it right way and you're done. Great for small games and books. We also use them in the summer for each child's swimsuit and towel. By coville123 from Brockville, Ontario Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at
After Jane's son fell into the pond yet again and came home with his good school clothes dripping wet, the exasperated Jane sent him to his room and washed and dried his clothes. A little later, Jane heard a commotion in the back yard. She called out "Are you out there wetting your pants again!?" There was dead silence for a moment. Then a deep, masculine voice answered meekly, "No, ma'am, I'm just reading the meter."
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Thanks to Fran for this story: Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses you look like the same hand- some young man I married." "Honey," he replied, "Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"

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Today, Aug 20, in
1641 Scotland and Britain signed Treaty of Pacification.
1741 Danish navigator Vitus Bering discovered Alaska.
1882 Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" debuted in Moscow.
1914 German forces occupied Brussels, Belgium, during WWI.
1918 The British opened its Western Front offensive 
 during World War I.
1940 France fell to the Germans during World War II.
1953 It was announced by the Soviet Union that they 
 had detonated a hydrogen bomb.
1955 In Morocco and Algeria hundreds of people were 
 killed in anti-French rioting.
1968 The Soviet Union and other Warsaw Pact nations began 
 invading Czechoslovakia to crush the "Prague Spring" 
1977 Voyager 2 was launched by the United States. The 
 spacecraft was carrying a 12 inch copper phonograph 
 record containing greetings in dozens of languages, 
 samples of music and sounds of nature.
1985 The original Xerox 914 copier was presented to the 
 Smithsonian Institute's Museum of American History. 
 Chester Carlson was the man who invented the machine.
1991 A rally of more that 100,000 people occurred outside 
 the Russian parliament building to protest the coup that 
 removed Gorbachev from power.
1997 Britain began voluntary evacuation of its Caribbean 
 island of Montserrat due to the volcanic activity of 
 the Soufriere Hills.
1998 Canada's Supreme Court announced that Quebec could 
 not secede without the federal government's consent.
1998 U.S. military forces attacked a terrorist camp in 
 Afghanistan and a chemical plant in Sudan. Both targets 
 were chosen for cruise missile strikes due to their 
 connection with Osama bin Laden.
1998 The U.N. Security Council extended trade sanctions 
 against Iraq for blocking arms inspections.
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