Trojan Horse Dropper 



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Today is Monday, September 9.



Today, September 5, I have to go for injections into my 
eyeballs. That means, there won't be any newsletters
sent out on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.


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Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none. --- Jules Renard (1864 - 1910) In politics, absurdity is not a handicap. --- Napoleon Bonaparte People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest. --- Hermann Hesse
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic : Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal : 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians : None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic : None Candles only. Baptists : At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken Episcopalians: 3 One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons : 5 One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it. Unitarians : We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light ....blah, blah, blah Methodists : Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass. Nazarene : 6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans: None Lutherans don't believe in change. Amish : What's a light bulb? Rastafarians : You got a light, man ? God: Let there be light.
Thanks to Hilde for this story: The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "Did they get both ears with one shot? And how far away did they stand?"
Discover The Secrets To Building a 50MPH ELECTRIC BIKE with The Performance of a Motorcycle* and SAVE THOUSANDS on Fuel, Insurance, and Parking costs. Today you can learn how to build a 50MPH electric bike using parts available in your garage or online, so you can start to reduce your carbon footprint AND reduce your commuting stress levels by never having to sit in another traffic jam again. * Gasoline motorcycles will of course go over 50 mph on the freeway. The electric bike is intended for downtown commuting and shopping, not for racing on the freeway.

A little boy was taken to the dentist. The dentist discovered that the boy had a cavity that needed to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" The little boy replied, "Chocolate, please."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kristine Johnson, 20, Orlando, Floriduh Sprang A Leak, And Gave Everyone A Peek Reported by the Weekly Vice Kristine Johnson, a 20-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Thursday after she allegedly stripped naked inside a UCF parking garage and went on a mini-rampage. According to police, officers were dispatched to Parking Garage H on the University of Central Florida campus Thursday night where they found Johnson stripped naked from the waist down. Investigators say Johnson urinated on a walkway and was attempting to pick fights with several people who passed by her. Johnson allegedly became combative with officers, refusing their commands and slapping them away when they attempted to restrain her. She also continued to curse, yell and pick fights with people passing by. She was booked into jail and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest, exposure of sexual organs and disorderly intoxication. Johnson was also issued a trespassing warning from UCF officials because she is not affiliated with the school. Tech Support Pits From: Trish Re: Trojan Horse Dropper Dear Webby, Not sure if I have a serious problem on my 'precious computer' or not. Thought you would be able to set my mind at rest or scare me even more than I am. I only have AVG free at the moment but as I'm going to get a new 'precious computer' soon haven't upgraded to AVG Premium (or whatever it's called you pay for) or another virus program. AVG is telling me that I have Trojan horse Dropper. Generic8.BWEN and that it is in a game called Text Twist2 that I have had on my computer for at least 3 years. I downloaded this game from a reputable source originally. Why would it suddenly be infected with the above?. I do use my computer to do some bank transactions so I'm a bit nervous now. Thanks in advance, Trish Dear Trish Obviously your AVG did not stop that Trojan from entering your machine. Those free Anti Malware programs are worth about as much as you pay for them. Just get a reputable Anti Malware program like McAfee or kasperski, and get rid of that infection. When you get a new computer, you can install the Anti Malware program on that. It is good for 3 machines anyway. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Hang Shirts Directly From Washer I save time and money in the laundry room THIS way. When I take my clothes from the washer I hang almost all of the shirts on hangers, button the top bottom on button-downs, straighten the collars, tug on the sleeves, pull and smooth etc. From there, I either hang them on over-the-door hooks or on the wash line if the day is nice (even the shower rod is good if there aren't too many hangers to weigh the rod). When dry, they can be put straight into each person's closet. I also pay attention to the direction clothes are hung in each closet and hang the wet shirts accordingly so I don't have to re-hang them later. By Brenda from Deltona, FL Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
>From Dave One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" her husband shouted. "I can't find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box. "Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."
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The local parish had a fairly new priest. He had wonderful, innovative ideas that were, for the most part accepted by the congregation. His mentor - a "higher ranking" priest came for a visit - to see how he was doing. After looking the parish over, the senior priest said, "Father John, your idea of a drive through confessional is wonderful. That makes it so convenient for your church members. And, Father John, it was a really good idea to have the confessional open 24 hours a day, for those who work shift work. However, Father John... that flashing neon sign that says "TOOT and TELL or GO to HELL" ... well, it has GOT TO GO!!

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Today, September 9, in
490 B.C. The Battle of Marathon took place between the 
 invading Persian army and the Athenian Army. 
1776 The second Continental Congress officially made the 
 term "United States"
1836 Abraham Lincoln received his license to practice law.
1850 California became the 31st state to join the union.
1904 Mounted police were used for the first time in the 
 City of New York.
1911 Italy declared war on the Ottoman Turks and annexed 
 Libya, Tripolitania, and Cyrenaica in North Africa.
1919 The majority of Boston's police force went on strike. 
 The force was made up of 1,500 men.
1919 Alexander Graham Bell and Casey Baldwin's HD-4, a 
 hydrofoil craft, set a world marine speed record.
1942 Japan dropped incendiaries in an attempt to set fire 
 to the forests in Oregon and Washington. The forest did 
 not ignite.
1948 North Korea became the People's Democratic Republic 
 of Korea.
1965 French President Charles de Gaulle announced that France 
 was withdrawing from NATO to protest the domination of the 
 U.S. in the organization.
1983 The Soviet Union announced that the Korean jetliner that
 they shot down on September 1, 1983 was not an accident or 
 an error.
1986 Frank Reed was taken hostage in Lebanon by pro-Iranian 
 kidnappers. The director of a private school in Lebanon was 
 released 44 months later.
1986 Gennadiy Zakharov was indicted by a New York jury on 
 espionage charges. Zakharov was a Soviet United Nations 
 employee.
1994 The U.S. agreed to accept about 20,000 Cuban immigrants 
 a year. This was in return for Cuba's promise to halt the 
 flight of refugees.
1998 Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr delivered to the U.S. 
 Congress 36 boxes of material concerning his investigation 
 of U.S. President Clinton.
2008 The iTunes Music Store reached 100 million applications 
 downloaded.
2009 The iTunes Music Store reached 1.8 billion applications 
 downloaded. 
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