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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, September 10.

Do you remember the "2 Million Bikers to DC Ride"?

The bikers asked for a bit of financial help with permits 
and similar costs. 19 hours later they turned off the 
donations site, because too much money had come in.
Most of the money will be used for NEXT year's ride.

The ride is most definitely ON.

Imagine the sound of 2 Million (or almost 2 Million)
bikes, 4 abreast, from horizon to horizon!

DC granted a non-stop permit to Obamas friends, who have 
changed their name to "Million Muslims Against Fear rally",
probably because they don't expect that many to show up,
but denied a non-stop permit to the bikers. Apparently word 
got around that many of them are Veterans and/or don't seem 
to like Obama.

They wanted to ride an established route, which would have 
taken them past the VietNam Memorial to the Lincoln 
Memorial, across the bridge into Virginia, and thatís it!
With a Non-stop permit, 4 abreast at highway speed, that 
would have been 1 - 2 hours. Without the permit, going slow
and stopping at intersections, it is probably going to 
take more than a day. If anybody has trouble sleeping 
with the noise, tell the bozos, who denied the non-stop 

Click a LIKE to the bikers on their page:

Have FUN!

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Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none. --- Jules Renard (1864 - 1910) Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. --- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
>From Dr Bill: One of my favorite "new priest" tales: The new Priest, Fr. O'Donnell, was being allowed to celebrate mass and preach the sermon on his own for the first time. After the service, his mentor Fr. Murphy was with him for a critique. The good old Priest observed, "You did foine wi' the service lad, and your mass was perfection itself, it was - but you did seem a bit nervous when you were off the page during the announcements -- it's going to be a Taffy Pull at St. Peter's, not the other way around
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read, "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. "What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively. "Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied. "Baked tongue of chicken?...baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?" "Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied.
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Thanks to Lilly for this story: I have changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie." However, I used to get very frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those things. So, I decided to stock the freezer with what he really likes. If you look in my freezer now you'll see a whole new set of labels. You'll find dinners with neat, legible tags that say: "Whatever," "Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't Care," "Something Good," or "Food." My frustration is reduced because no matter what my husband replies when I ask him what he wants for dinner, I know that it will be there waiting.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robert Pry, 21. Jonesboro, Arkansas Air Duster Brain Fry Reported by the Weekly Vice Robert Pry, a 21-year-old Arkansas bonehead, was jailed Sunday after he allegedly spent the night inside a Kmart huffing 16 cans of air duster. According to Jonesboro Police, officers were dispatched to a local Kmart store early Sunday morning after employees found Pry dead asleep inside a storage room. Officers arrived to find two feet sticking out from a cubby hole underneath a set of stairs. Those feet belonged to Pry, who was covered with his own urine and vomit. Pry told officers that he entered the store just before closing time and hid out until the employees left. That's when he commenced huffing 16 cans of air duster. The empty cans were found scattered about the room where Pry was found unconscious. Pry also stated that he borrowed a friend's truck, drove to a nearby Walmart, and purchased $100 worth of air duster. Officers located the truck where they found several more empty air duster cans. Investigators say Pry spent "all of his money" on air duster, but wanted more. He later told police that he was "addicted to huffing." Pry was taken to a local hospital before he was booked into the Craighead County Detention Center. He was charged with commercial burglary, theft, inhaling intoxicating compounds and failure to appear. His bond has been set at $1,700. ---------- Now you know why I get hostile, when somebody suggests using air duster for blowing dirt from easily accessible places to harder to get to places. Kids and idiots have heard about huffing and want to experiment. Huffing is not always deadly, unless they use plastic bags to concentrate the gas, but it sure does not improve their intelligence! Tech Support Pits From: Denise Re: Second Gmail account Dear Webby, Can you help me find out how to get a new account with gmail, please? I would like to advertise some items and don't wish to use this account. Thank you Denise Dear Denise Go to and create a new account. It will not be linked to your regular account. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The teacher asked little Johnny, "Can you name four shooting stars?" Little Johnny said, "Ah shore can! Wyatt Earp, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill, and John Wayne."
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman. "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. "No peer pressure" she responded.

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Today, September 10, in
1608 John Smith was elected president of the Jamestown, VA 
 colony council.
1813 The first defeat of British naval squadron occurred 
 in the Battle of Lake Erie during the War of 1812. The 
 leader of the U.S. fleet sent the famous message "We have 
 met the enemy, and they are ours" to U.S. General William 
 Henry Harrison.
1845 King Willem II opened Amsterdam Stock exchange.
1846 Elias Howe received a patent for his sewing machine.
1862 Rabbi Jacob Frankel became the first Jewish Army chaplain.
1897 British police arrest George Smith for drunken driving. 
 It was the first DWI.
1899 A second quake in seven days hit Yakutat Bay, AK. 
 It measured 8.6.
1913 The Lincoln Highway opened. It was the first paved 
 coast-to-coast highway in the U.S.
1919 New York City welcomed home 25,000 soldiers and 
 General John J. Pershing who had served in the First 
 Division during World War I.
1919 Austria and the Allies signed the Treaty of 
 St.Germain-en-Laye. Austria recognized the independence 
 of Poland, Hungary, Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.
1921 The Ayus Autobahn in Germany opened near Berlin. 
 The road is known for its nonexistent speed limit.
1923 The Irish Free state joined the League of Nations.
1926 Germany joined the League of Nations.
1939 Canada declared war on Germany.
1940 In Britain, Buckingham Palace was hit by German bomb.
1942 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt mandated gasoline 
 rationing as part of the U.S. wartime effort.
1943 German forces began their occupation of Rome
1951 Britain began an economic boycott of Iran.
1953 Swanson began selling its first "TV dinner."
1955 "Gunsmoke" premiered on CBS.
1956 Great Britain performed a nuclear test at Maralinga, 
1963 Twenty black students entered public schools in Alabama 
 at the end of a standoff between federal authorities and 
 Alabama governor George C. Wallace.
1979 U.S. President Carter granted clemency to four Puerto 
 Rican nationalists who had been imprisoned for an attack 
 on the U.S. House of Representatives in 1954 and an 
 attempted assassination of U.S. President Truman in 1950.
1989 Hungary gave permission to thousands of East German 
 refugees and visitors to immigrate to West Germany.
1990 Iran agreed to resume full diplomatic ties with 
 past enemy Iraq.
1990 Iraq's Saddam Hussein offered free oil to developing 
 nations in an attempt to win their support during the Gulf War Crisis.
1998 U.S. President Clinton met with members of his Cabinet 
 to apologize, ask forgiveness and promise to improve as a 
 person in the wake of the scandal involving Monica Lewinsky.
2002 Florida tested its new elections system. The test 
 resulted in polling stations opening late and problems 
 occurred with the touch screen voting machines.
2002 The "September 11: Bearing Witness to History" exhibit 
 opened at the Smithsonian's National Museum of 
 American History.
2002 Switzerland became the 190th member of the United Nations. 
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