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Today is Wednesday, September 11
Nobody, except maybe some burocrats in DC, really expected two Million Harleys. I doubt, that there are two Million Harleys in running condition in the entire world. However, there are an awful lot of Yamaha and Honda look-alikes out there in very good running condition, and headed towards DC. By Tuesday mid-afternoon there were about 20,000 riders massing in Virginia. By Wednesday mid morning they expect to see over 50,000. Imagine that sound! Have FUN! DearWebby
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. --- Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007) The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool. --- Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)
A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to sound like he knew what he was doing and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation and said, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows over there." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' " "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award."
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Coming out of church, Mrs. Peterson asked her husband, "Do you think that Johnson girl is tinting her hair?" "I didn't even see her," admitted Mr. Peterson. "And that dress Mrs. Hansen was wearing," continued Mrs. Peterson, "Really, don't tell me you think that's the proper costume for a mother of two." "I'm afraid I didn't notice that either," said Mr. Peterson. "Oh, for heaven's sake," snapped Mrs. Peterson. "A lot of good it does YOU to go to church."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD and a Darwin Award go to Daniel R. Ricketts, 50, Albany County, NY Dopey drunk decapitated by his own booby-trap Albany County Sheriff’s Department reports that a man identified as Daniel R. Ricketts was driving an ATV in the backyard of his property Saturday when was nearly decapitated after running into a fine, nearly invisible wire that was among other booby traps he had set up around four large marijuana plants. The other booby traps included barbed wire and a leg trap similar to something used to trap coyotes. He said alcohol may have been a factor in the accident. Tech Support Pits From: Ellen Re: PayPal split payment Dear Webby, Can I split an invoice into two separae PayPal payments, one to me and one to my partner, by putting another PayPal button onto the Thank-You page? Ellen Dear Ellen Technically you could do that. But when PayPal catches you, then you and your partner will suddenly, without any warning, have no more PayPal accounts, and extreme difficulty getting new ones. PayPal is very easy to get along with, as long as you follow the rules. Their rules are quite clear about that: No split payments. I don't know their exact reasoning for that rule, but I have a hunch they were told by the IRS to be strict about that. That means, YOU have to report the income for the whole amount, file a W9 for your partner, and report paying your partner. You can try it with two totally separate invoices, with absolutely no detectable link between them, but be careful! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said. "What an example of true love," Dave replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?" "Honey," she answered, ily swinging the cast iron frying pan, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
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From Mona I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog. A neighbor was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?" I explained, "It's a sun dial, see the sun will hit that small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow also moves across the calibrated dial, enabling a person to determine the correct time." My neighbor shook his head and muttered,. "Huh, what will they think of next?"

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Today, September 11, in
1297 Scotsman William Wallace defeated the English forces of 
 Sir Hugh de Cressingham at the Battle of Stirling Bridge.
1499 French forces took over Milan, Italy.
1609 Explorer Henry Hudson sailed into New York harbor and 
 discovered Manhattan Island and the Hudson River.
1695 Imperial troops under Eugene of Savoy defeated the Turks 
 at the Battle of Zenta.
1709 An Anglo-Dutch-Austrian force defeated the French in the 
 Battle of Malplaquet.
1714 Spanish and French troops broke into Barcelona and ended 
 Catalonia's sovereignty after 13 months of seige.
1777 American forces, under General George Washington, were 
 forced to retreat at the Battle of Brandywine Creek by 
 British forces under William Howe. The Stars and Stripes 
 (American flag) were carried for the first time in the battle.
1814 The U.S. fleet defeated a squadron of British ships in 
 the Battle of Lake Champlain, VT.
1842 1,400 Mexican troops captured San Antonio, TX. The 
 Mexicans retreated with prisoners.
1855 The siege of Sevastopol ended when French, British and 
 Piedmontese troops captured the main naval base of the 
 Russian Black Sea fleet in the Crimean War.
1875 "Professor Tidwissel's Burglar Alarm" was featured in 
 the New York Daily Graphic and became the first comic strip 
 to appear in a newspaper.
1883 The mail chute was patented by James Cutler. The new 
 device was first used in the Elwood Building in Rochester, NY.
1936 Boulder Dam in Nevada was dedicated by U.S. President 
 Franklin D. Roosevelt by turning on the dam's first 
 hydroelectric generator. The dam is now called Hoover Dam.
1941 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt gave orders to attack 
 any German or Italian vessels found in U.S. defensive waters. 
 The U.S. had not officially entered World War II at this time.
1941 Charles A. Lindbergh brought on charges of anti-Semitism 
 with a speech in which he blamed "the British, the Jewish and 
 the Roosevelt administration" for trying to draw the United States 
 into World War II.
1941 In Arlington, VA, the groundbreaking ceremony for the 
 Pentagon took place.
1952 Dr. Charles Hufnagel successfully replaced a diseased aorta 
 valve with an artificial valve made of plastic.
1959 The U.S. Congress passed a bill authorizing the creation of 
 food stamps.
1965 The 1st Cavalry Division (Airmobile) arrived in South Vietnam 
 and was stationed at An Khe.
1985 A U.S. satellite passed through the tail of the 
 Giacobini-Zinner comet. It was the first on-the-spot 
 sampling of a comet.
1990 U.S. President Bush vowed "Saddam Hussein will fail" 
 while addressing Congress on the Persian Gulf crisis. In 
 the speech Bush spoke of an objective of a new world order 
 "freer from the threat of terror, stronger in the pursuit 
 of justice, and more secure in the quest for peace".
1991 Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev announced that 
 thousands of troops would be drawn out of Cuba.
1997 Scotland voted to create its own Parliament after 
 290 years of union with England.
1998 Independent counsel Kenneth Starr sent a report to the 
 U.S. Congress accusing President Clinton of 11 possible 
 impeachable offenses.
2001 In the U.S., four airliners were hijacked and were 
 intentionally crashed. Two airliners hit the World Trade 
 Center, which collapsed shortly after, in New York City, 
 NY. One airliner hit the Pentagon in Washington, DC. 
 Another airliner crashed into a field in Pennsylvania. 
 About 3,000 people were killed. 
The world changed that day.
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