How to make a screen shot 

Good Morning,  !

Today is Monday, September 16.

It looks like more and more people are realizing, that
good ol Dear Webby was right after all, when he called the
Gullible Warming scarempngering a bunch of BS.

Here is the DailyMail UK

Those Gullible Warming predictions "now appear gravely flawed."

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Obamite Logic: Obama tells us not to judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. But.... Obama tells us to judge all gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics, except when they are Muslims. --- D. A. Funk
A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States!!!"
Todd and Jill had just gotten back from the honeymoon, and were having their first fight, and it was a big one. No matter what Todd tried to say or do, Jill refused to compromise, or even listen. He started growing exasperated. After a while, Todd said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." Jill replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding."
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>From Edna Recently moved to a new city, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym. Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to her, "There's my husband." Then I added, "The thin one--not the fat one." After a slightly uncomfortable silence she replied, "And that's my husband - the fat one."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Robin Erwin, 31, Sauk Village, South Chicago, Illinois Jailed for Stabbing Son In Heart During Argument Over Ice Cream Reported by the Weekly Vice -Robin Erwin, a 31-year-old south Chicago woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly stabbed her teen son to death during an argument over ice cream. According to police, Erwin and her son were arguing about ice cream that morning when Erwin stabbed her son directly in the heart. The victim, 17-year-old Diontae Erwin, was rushed to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead at 12:41 p.m.. Dionte Erwin's death has been ruled a homicide shortly after medical examiners concluded that Erwin died of a fatal stab wound to the heart. After the alleged stabbing, Robin Erwin reportedly called 911 and told them that her son walked into her knife. Officers took her into custody when they arrived on the scene. She was booked into jail and charged with first-degree murder. She remains held in lieu of $750,000. As police processed the scene, they came into contact with 21-year-old Larry Gray who has been charged with unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and violating parole. Apparently it was his knife. Tech Support Pits From: Randall Re: How do I take screen shots? Dear Webby, Good Sunday morning to you. Hope this finds you in good spirits and heatlth. My question this time is about taking screenshots of different items on my laptop. I am totally lost as how to do this and knew you would have the knowledge I am looking for. I am a devoted reader of your paper for years and read it with my first cup of Joe in the morning while it is still quiet around our house. Again thanks for the great knowledge that you pass along each and every day with your paper. Randall Dear Randall The easiest way to make screen shots is to first open a program to receive the screen shot. That can be a graphics program or a word processor or email or even a spreadsheet. Then jump to the program, where you want to capture the screen. Hold down ALT and hit the PrintScreen key. ALT TAB back to the receiver program. CTRL V to paste the screen shot. Usually it is best to paste the shot into a graphics program, so that you can crop it and show just the important parts, without frame and borders. Then you can copy the trimmed, and probably resized picture, and paste it into whatever you want. For email you usually have to resize it down quite a bit. Screenshots tend to be too large for comfort. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Repurpose Food Boxes as Christmas Packages It's September and time to start thinking about Christmas. I try to have all my purchases done before November 1. I also save old boxes to wrap in gift paper to make my wrapping experience as stress free as possible by having them ready now. Using colored duct tape to finish the edges also adds to the festive mood. These boxes can be used over and over again. By lnygaard Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would have been preferable. Committee members retaliated with the argument that a younger minister might breathe fresh life into the congregation. At the end of the meeting, I commented to an older man that this marked the beginning of better things for our church. "Yes," he said with a wry smile. "Moving on to greener pastors."
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This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1965. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse, on a big rock. Your call.


Today, September 16, in
1400 Owain Glyndwr was proclaimed Prince of Wales after 
 rebelling against English rule. He was the last Welsh-born 
 Prince of Wales.
1620 The Mayflower departed from Plymouth, England. The ship 
 arrived at Provincetown, MA, on November 21st and then at 
 Plymouth, MA, on December 26th. There were 102 passengers.
1630 The village of Shawmut changed its name to Boston.
1810 The Mexicans began a revolt against Spanish rule. 
 Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, a Catholic priest of Spanish 
 descent, declared Mexico's independence from Spain in the 
 small town of Dolores.
1893 The "Cherokee Strip" in Oklahoma was swarmed by 
 hundreds of thousands of settlers.
1908 General Motors was founded by William Crapo "Billy" 
 Durant. The company was formed by merging the Buick and 
 Olds car companies.
1940 U.S. President Roosevelt signed into law the Selective 
 Training and Service Act, which set up the first peacetime 
 military draft in U.S. history.
1974 U.S. President Ford announced a conditional amnesty 
 program for draft-evaders and deserters during the Vietnam War.
1976 The Episcopal Church formally approved women to be ordained 
 as priests and bishops.
1982 In west Beirut, the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian 
 men, women and children began in refugee camps of the 
 Lebanese Christian militiamen.
1987 The Montreal Protocol was signed by 24 countries in an 
 effort to save the Earth's ozone layer by reducing emissions 
 of harmful chemicals by the year 2000. The Ozone scare has 
 since then been found to be false. 
1990 An eight-minute videotape of an address by U.S. President 
 George H.W. Bush was shown on Iraqi television. The message 
 warned that action of Saddam Hussein could plunge them into 
 a war "against the world."
1994 Exxon Corporation was ordered by federal jury to pay 
 $5 billion in punitive damages to the people harmed by the 
 1989 Exxon Valdez spill.
1994 Two astronauts from the space shuttle Discovery went on 
 the first untethered spacewalk in 10 years.
1998 Universal paid $9 million for the rights to the 
 Dr. Seuss classics "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and 
 "Oh, the Places You'll Go."
2013  smiled

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