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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. --- Marcus Aurelius A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. --- James Feibleman "Al Gore told the United Nations that cigarette smoking is a significant contributor to global warming. To be fair, you have to blame us, the non-smokers. We're the ones that made them go outside, right?" --- Jay Leno
>From Roland: After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 straight days, I went to the squadron command master chief to complain. "Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world," I said, "but for the past three months all I've seen is water." "Lieutenant," he replied, "three-quarters of the earth is covered with water, and the Navy has been showing you that. If you wanted to see the other quarter, you should have joined the Army."
My mother-in-law just ran me over!" the shaken man told the police officer. "The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?" The man said, "I recognized the laugh!"
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The drunk was brought into night court, having been picked up on suspicion of being the notorious night prowler. "What were you doing out at 3 A.M.?" the judge sternly queried. "I was going to a lecture." "A lecture at 3 A.M.?" The judge was scornful. "Oh, sure," said the drunk. "Sometimes my wife stays up longer than that just to lecture me."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Steven Grady Fillingim, 40,Pensacola, Floriduh Jailed for Hitting Girl To Beat Of "Blurred Lines" Reported by The Smoking Gun Florida man arrested for child abuse struck his underage female victim with a metal rod to the beat of “Blurred Lines,” the hit song by Robin Thicke, according to a police report. Investigators arrived Sunday night at the Pensacola home of Steven Grady Fillingim, 40, in response to a child abuse complaint. The victim told Escambia County Sheriff’s Office deputies that Fillingim beat her for being lazy and cutting school last Thursday. While the victim’s name has been redacted from a sheriff’s office report, she appears to be Fillingim’s daughter. The girl told investigators that Fillingim had struck her in the face with a belt and his hands. She also detailed other harsh punishments, including being forced to shovel dirt for 90 minutes before being allowed to go to bed at 1:30 AM. On the day she skipped school, the girl told deputies, Fillingim beat her on the legs with a 30-inch metal rod known as a “switch.” During the videotaped assault, which lasted 40 minutes, Fillingim “played the Robin Thicke song ‘Blurred Lines,’ striking her with the switch to the beat of the music,” according to an unsettling Escambia County Sheriff’s Office report. Investigators obtained the video shot by Fillingim, who shared the recording with his girlfriend Lisa Coleman via text. As described by deputies, the clip, titled “She’s Home”, shows someone being struck with a switch on the upper thigh. While the subject’s face is not seen in the video, a sheriff’s deputy noted that bruising on the teen victim’s legs were consistent with the kind of thigh strikes caught on tape. Coleman told investigators that she had seen Fillingim strike the girl and force her to hold a weight for extended periods of time. The woman added that she has broken up with Fillingim. Seen in the above mug shot, Fillingim is jailed without bond on the felony child abuse charge. He is scheduled for a September 25 Circuit Court hearing. Sheriff’s deputies notified child welfare officials about the incident, and placed the victim in her mother’s custody. Tech Support Pits From: Frank Re: Task Manager Dear Webby, How do I get the Task Manager in Windows 7, when Windows locks up and won't let me use the mouse? Thanks Frank Dear Frank CTRL SHIFT ESC It takes a few seconds, but eventually it will show. You can then use the UP / Down arrows to move the highlight, and ALT E to End a program. The nice part about the task manager, ever since Windows 95 in 1995, it has remembered which way you used it last. While you test the CTRL SHIFT ESC, set it to the second tab: Processes There you see which processes use the most memory. Sort them with largest on top. Next time you open it, it will open in the same mode. Also look at what the top 10 are. When there is a problem, check to see if something else butted into the top 10. That is likely a trouble-maker. ALT E and it is gone. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"
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A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked, "How often do I take these." "Let's start off with once every six hours. But they're not for you." replied the doctor. "They're for your wife."

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Today, September 19, in
1356 The Battle of Poitiers was fought between England and 
 France. Edward "the Black Prince" captured France's 
 King John.
1777 The Battle of Saratoga was won by American soldiers 
 during the Revolutionary War.
1819 John Keats wrote "Ode to Autumn."
1876 Melville R. Bissell patented the carpet sweeper.
1893 In New Zealand, the Electoral Act 1893 was consented 
 to giving all women in New Zealand the right to vote.
1955 Argentina President Juan Peron was ousted after a 
 revolt by the army and navy.
1957 The U.S. conducted its first underground nuclear test. 
 The test took place in the Nevada desert.
1959 Nikita Khruschev was not allowed to visit Disneyland 
 due to security reasons. Khrushchev reacted angrily.
1960 Cuban leader Fidel Castro, in New York to visit the 
 United Nations, checked out of the Shelburne Hotel 
 angrily after a dispute with the management.
1983 Lebanese army units defending Souk el-Gharb were 
 supported in their effort by two U.S. Navy ships off Beirut.
1988 Israel successfully launched the Horizon-I test satellite.
1990 Iraq began confiscating foreign assets of countries 
 that were imposing sanctions against the Iraqi government.
1992 The U.N. Security Council recommended suspending 
 Yugoslavia due to its role in the Bosnian civil war.
1994 U.S. troops entered Haiti peacefully to enforce the 
 return of exiled President Jean-Bertrand Aristide.
1995 The commander of American forces in Japan and the 
 U.S. ambassador apologized for the rape of a schoolgirl 
 committed by three U.S. servicemen.
1996 The government of Guatemala and leftist rebels signed 
 a peace treaty to end their long war.
2002 In Ivory Coast, around 750 rebel soldiers attempted 
 to overthrow the government. U.S. troops landed on September 
 25th to help move foreigners, including Americans, 
 to safer areas.
2003 It was reported that "AOL Time Warner" was going to 
 drop "AOL" from its name and be known as "Time Warner Inc." 
 AOL had bought Time Warner on January 10, 2000, but was no 
 match for the East Coast style management experts of 
 Time Warner.
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