W8 Lessons at Best Buy 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, September 21.

If you like hearing or seeing Rolling Thunder, 
check Dianne's link near the bottom!

The Gullible Warming fanatics are getting into a tizzy.
As with all fanatics, facts are irrelevant, all that counts
is saving face and making sure everybody agrees, that they
were right.

OK, so the warming has stopped. If their claim, that their 
cars and their AC has caused it, then lets say their efforts 
to think about using bicycles instead of ugly doughboy style
cars, has stopped the warming. Good boy! Good girl!
Now the arctic has frozen, and the NorthWest passage will
be closed for the next 20 years. 

Pollution and production of CO2 have INcreased, and
knocked over the Bullshit models of the Grant Seeking 
wanna-be scientists. It turns out there is no relation 
between CO2 and climate. Must be those dang Canucks with
their grain fields the size of European countries, that
gobble up all the CO2 and convert it into wheat!

Just like Carl Sagan at the end of the last Cool ripple
tried to scare the sheeple into believing an ice age was 
coming because of their muscle cars, Al Gore tried the same
BS at the end of the warm ripple. By the time his famous 
movie was finished and he had bought a Nobel price, the
warm ripple was over. No problem, the gullible sheeple
believed him anyway. Some STILL do!

Well, check the Farmer's Almanac. We are in for a cold 
winter, a repetition of the 70's. 

And England will probably have another coal shortage,
especially if the Scots succeed in getting a cut on the
natural gas from THEIR waters. Any increase of the gas 
price, or the threat of one, will slow the conversion 
from coal to gas, and drive up the price of coal. The 
smart people will stock up on coal before the price 
goes up.

Have FUN!

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>From SexySassySatin Attendance call on the first day back at school in Michigan. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils: "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here." "Achmed El Kabul?" "Here." "Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here." "Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here." "Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here." "Ali Son al Len" Silence in the classroom. "Ali Son al Len" Continued silence as everyone looked around the room. She repeated, "Is this the name of any child here?" A girl stood and said, "I think that's me, Miss Alibabak. It's pronounced Alison Allen"
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. "What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?" He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child." "Keep trying," snapped the little old lady, "you are not even close yet!"
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A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all extremely successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ... "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." "It's nothing," said the father, "We're glad you were able to come." Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing . so I didn't have time to get you anything." Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today." After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, when we were young we were very poor. Despite this we provided for each of you, we were even able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but we just never found the time to get married." The three children uttered one united gasp and said, "You mean we're bastards?" "Yes," said the father smiling. "And cheap ones too!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Amber Fox and her husband Ruben Fox, both 23, in Raeford, NC Married Couple jailed for Having Sex With Dogs, Posting Videos Online Reported by The Weekly Vice Amber Fox and her husband Ruben Fox, both 23, were arrested Monday morning after they allegedly filmed themselves having sex with dogs and then posted the videos online. According to police, an investigation was launched earlier this month when videos began appearing online that depicted one or both of the suspects having sex with dogs. Investigators say the videos were made at the couple's home and then shared through a website. Police raided the home and seized various recording devices and computer hard drives that were found inside the residence. Officers also took two dogs and three cats from the home and placed them with a local animal shelter. The couple was booked into jail and charged with crimes against nature involving bestiality, disseminating obscene materials and conspiracy. Amber Fox was additionally charged with soliciting a crime against nature. Bail has been set at $15,000 each. Tech Support Pits From: Betty Re: W8 classes at Best Buy Dear Webby, If you have a Best Buy store around there, you can go for free instructions even if you did not buy your computer there. They have individual sessions for 15 minutes and they have regular classes almost every day but you have to sign up for them. I am forever more stopping in and having them help me with something. They are a lot of help. I think most people have problems with W8, so that is why they have the free classes Betty Dear Betty That is good to hear! Best Buy has a terrible reputation as far as cutomer service is concerned. It is good to hear, that they decided to turn that around! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Preserve Leaves With Hair Spray You can preserve colorful autumn leaves easily by spraying them on both sides with heavy duty hair spray! I did that, put them on twigs with wire - added nuts and other pods. I put them in a nice vase found in a thrift shop and made a lovely Thanksgiving centerpiece/guest gift to bring to my family's house. Outlay? $2-3 for the vase! By Pamphyila from L.A., CA Clear varnish works well too. If you take some not too dry leaves, lay them onto soft paper towel or toilet paper, and gently tap them with a clothes brush, you knock the material between the veins out, leaving just the network of veins. Hang them up by the stems a few hours to finish drying, then spray them with clear varnish. You can even spray them lightly with a color and immediately follow with the varnish to get a candy-apple effect. Make sure you do NOT use a Latex paint for that! Both the color and the varnish have to be laquer or acrylic base. Latex is OK for walls and fences, because it flows into holes and cracks, but for fine filigree like the veins of a leaf you don't want that. It would totally waste your time. Best to make both the paint and the varnish the same brand, and make sure they are NOT Latex. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
European Terror Alert Status Update The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They have three higher levels: "Change date of october Fest", "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"

Sept 11, roling through Stafford, Virginia

Today, September 22, in
1792 The French Republic was proclaimed.
1862 U.S. President Lincoln issued the preliminary 
 Emancipation Proclamation. It stated that all slaves held 
 within rebel states would be free as of January 1, 1863.
1903 Italo Marchiony was granted a patent for the 
 ice cream cone.
1914 Three British cruisers were sunk by one German submarine 
 in the North Sea. 1,400 British sailors were killed. 
1949 The Soviet Union exploded its first atomic bomb.
1955 Commercial television began in Great Britain. The rules 
 said that only six minutes of ads were allowed each hour and 
 there was no Sunday morning TV permitted.
1966 The U.S. lunar probe Surveyor 2 crashed into the moon.
1980 A border conflict between Iran and Iraq developed into 
 a full-scale war.
1988 Canada's government apologized for the internment of 
 Japanese-Canadian's during World War II.
1990 Saudi Arabia expelled most of the Yememin and Jordanian 
 envoys in Riyadh. The Saudi accusations were unspecific.
1992 The U.N. General Assembly expelled Yugoslavia for its 
 role in the war between Bosnia and Herzegovina.
1994 The U.S. upgraded its military control in Haiti.
1998 The U.S. and Russia signed two agreements. One was to 
 privatize Russia's nuclear program and the other was to stop 
 plutonium stockpiles and nuclear scientists from leaving 
 the country.
1998 U.S. President Clinton addressed the United Nations and 
 told world leaders to "end all nuclear tests for all time". 
 He then sent the long-delayed global test-ban treaty to the 
 U.S. Senate, who proceded to castrate the US military by
 forbidding nuclear tests.
2013  smiled

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