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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, September 26.

Unless we get some Gullible Warming here, I am going to 
have to switch from shorts to long pants for my daily 
evening walks. Even though I am fairly tough, an hour
at 2 degres above freezing and a gusting wind, is not
fun. I already had to switch from short sleeved shirt 
and vest to wearing my hoodie. Next step will be the
light parka with hood. 

Have FUN!

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Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. --- Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC) He who opens a school door, closes a prison. --- Victor Hugo
Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a West Virginia Mountain man was drafted by the Army. On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On his third day the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army still has him listed as AWOL (Absent Without Official Leave-permission).
John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker. As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat that was on the seat between them, but it wasn't there! So he slammed on the brakes, ordered the hitchhiker out, and said, "Hand over the wallet immediately!" The frightened hitchhiker handed over a billfold, and John drove off. When he arrived home, he started to tell his wife about the experience, but she interrupted him, saying, "Before I forget, John, do you know that you left your wallet at home this morning?
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When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought prmium or regular gas, but she couldn't remember. "You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the engine running so rough." "No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly. "Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband probingly. "It cost the same as always." said the wife. "I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth to get me home."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Drivers in Georgia 800 accidents prevented by Tickets for Texting Reported by Slashdot Georgia Cop Issues 800 Tickets To Drivers Texting At Red Lights WSB-Television, Atlanta, tells us that Gwinnett County police officer Jessie Myers has issued more tickets for texting and driving than any other officer in the state. Officer Myers said he sees most people typing away on their phones while waiting at red lights. 'Most people think they're safe there,' Myers said. However, he said it's still illegal. 'At a red light, you're still driving, according to the law. You're on a roadway, behind the wheel of a car, in charge of it, with a vehicle in drive,' Myers said. Myers also tickets drivers using navigation apps. One driver said she was just using her phone's GPS. The law forbids that and Myers issued her a ticket. "That's right. You can't use your navigation while driving. Unless it is a GPS-only device, such as Garmin or Tom Tom, something that is not used as a communication device,' Myers said." ------------- People don't text JUST at red lights. It's just easier to catch them there, with the red-light-camera. Tech Support Pits From: Sandie Re: Screensaver password Hi Webby! Can you tell us all how to set up a screen saver password... I can't seem to find the exact spot to do it... My laptop sits unattended a lot, and I don't want anyone to access it while it is not being used.... I am sure a lot of new people would need this info as well. Keep up the great Humor Letter, it is the best on line.... Sandie Dear Sandie If your "on resume, password protect" box n the screen saver set-up window shows "on resume, display welcome screen" box, try this: 1. Log on to the computer as an administrator. 2. Click Start, click Control Panel, and then click User Accounts. 3. Click Change the way users log on or off. 4. Deselect the "Use the Welcome screen" check box, and 5. Deselect "Use Fast User Switching" check box 6. Click OK and exit User Accounts. You may have to log off and reboot for the change to become effective. Have FUN! DearWebby
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My English professor was stopped for speeding. When asked why she was driving so fast, she quoted Robert Frost: "I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." "But, Miss," replied the officer, obviously familiar with the poet, "Frost chose the road less traveled, and, unfortunately for you, you didn't."
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The very frugal business manager was checking on the travel expenses of his salesmen, when he began to mutter, then yell. One of the salesmen worked up his courage and came over to ask the boss what was wrong. "Look at this crook's travel expenses," the boss said. "How could he possibly spend forty dollars a day for meals in that small town in Ohio?" "It's easy," explained the salesman cheerfully. "All you have to do is skip breakfast."

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Today, September 26, in
1777 Philadelphia was occupied by British troops
1789 Thomas Jefferson was appointed America's first Secretary of State.
1892 "The King of Marches" was introduced to the general public.
1908 In "The Saturday Evening Post" an ad for the Edison Phonograph 
1914 The U.S. Federal Trade Commission was established.
1918 During World War I, the Meuse-Argonne offensive against the 
 Germans began. It was the final Allied offensive on the 
 western front.
1950 U.N. troops recaptured the South Korean capital of Seoul from 
 the North Koreans during the Korean Conflict.
1962 "The Beverly Hillbillies" premiered on CBS-TV.
1964 "Gilligan's Island" premiered on CBS-TV. 
1969 "The Brady Bunch" series premiered on ABC-TV.
1980 The Cuban government abruptly closed Mariel Harbor to end the 
 freedom flotilla of Cuban refugees that began the previous April.
1981 The Boeing 767 made its maiden flight in Everett, WA.
1991 Four men and four women began their two-year stay inside the 
 "Biosphere II." The project was intended to develop technology for 
 future space colonies. 
1993 The eight people who had stayed in "Biosphere II" emerged from 
 their sealed off environment.
1996 Shannon Lucid returned to Earth after being in space 
 for 188 days. She set a time record for a U.S. astronaut in 
 space and in the world for time spent by a woman in space.
2000 Slobodan Milosevic conceded that Vojislav Kostunica had 
 won Yugoslavia's presidential election and declared a runoff. 
 The declared runoff prompted mass protests.
2001 In Kabul, Afghanistan, the abandoned U.S. Embassy was 
 stormed by protesters. It was the largest anti-Amercian 
 protest since the terror attacks on New York City and 
 Washington, DC, on September 11.
2001 Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and Israeli Foreign 
 Minister Shimon Peres announced plans to formalize a 
 cease-fire and end a year of fighting in the region. 
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