Function of F keys 

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Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth… Tame the dragon and the gift is yours. --- Noela Evans Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you. --- Lord Chesterfield (1694 - 1773)
A young man finally got a job at the Post Office. He was full of energy and eager to please. The supervisor agreed to work with the new employee, even though he had been warned that he was still immature and knew nothing of the job. The first job the supervisor gives the young man is in sorting, and much to everyone's surprise, the new employee separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur. The supervisor was very pleased and asked the young man to come into his office at the end of the day. He said, "I just want you to know that we are all very proud of you. You're one of the fastest workers we have ever had." The humble young man said, "Thank you, sir. And tomorrow, I'll try to do even better." "Better?" the supervisor asked with astonishment. "How can you possibly do better?" The young man smiled proudly and said, "Tomorrow, I am going to read the addresses."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, children, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the class said together. Then he asked, "Then why is it that while I am standing upright, in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty!"
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Little Johnny loved surfing the Web, and kept track of his passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. His mother noticed his Disney password was, "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long. And little Johnny said, "Because, they said it has to have at least four characters."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jordan Caraway,25, DeLand, Floriduh Left Toddler In Truck While He Drank At Strip Club Reported by Huff Post If three's a trend, then Floridians really really like to leave their children alone while they party at the strip club. Meet 25-year-old Jordan Caraway, our most recent pole addict. The DeLand man is accused of leaving a 3-year-old child alone in his pickup truck at 1 a.m. Sunday, while he boozed inside Dixie's Gentlemen's Club. Witnesses say he was inside for 30 minutes before an employee spotted the child and called sheriff's deputies. Caraway claimed he left another guy to watch the child, but the babysitter also apparently got wooed by Dixie's dancers, according to the Orlando Sentinel. He was reportedly inside the strip club, too. Caraway was arrested and taken to Volusia County Branch Jail, but he's just a drop in the alleged bad dad bucket: There's Kenneth Rowe, 26, who was reportedly wasted when he walked into a Daytona Beach liquor store and asked the clerk to watch his baby boy. Then he allegedly went next door to the Shark Lounge for a lap dance or two. Elliut Gonzalez, a 38-year-old from Orlando, is accused of leaving his sleeping 7-year-old daughter inside a car while he visited the Diamond Club, according to the Orlando Sentinel. Former NFLer Monty Ray Grow allegedly left his 3-year old daughter in the car, unattended, while he partied at Diamond Dolls in Clearwater. He was arrested on a child abuse charge. The child was uninjured. Strippers do it too! Brittany Roman, 21, allegedly left her little boy to walk around their hotel lobby while she danced at the Diamond Club in Orlando. Edith Aguilar-Cardona and Israel Rangel-Ortiz, both 25, left their kid in the car for about an hour while they opened Pandora's Box -- the strip joint -- in Palmetto, WTSP reports. Brandi Roman (no known relation to Brittany Roman) allegedly left two children under the age of 6 in her truck, as well as a can of malt liquor, while she watched strippers in Tampa. Edward Condry Jr., of Fort Myers, is accused of leaving his toddler alone in the car while hanging out at a strip club in Tampa. At about 2 a.m., a manager at the club heard crying coming from Condry's car. It was Condry's 1-year-old. Maybe it's time for late-night daycare centers at strip clubs in Florida? Tech Support Pits From: RonP Re: Functions of F keys Hi Webby still love your Humor Letter and the tech tips. One question, what are the functions of the "F" keys I know only the F8 key what do the rest of them do. Thanks RonP Dear Ron F8 is to get the BIOS menu during start-up andon some machines, to start in Safe mode. Once it is started, F1 is for Help F2 is for Editing F5 is for refresh/download up-to-date info F6 is for the main action of that program. For example, in MailWasher F6 washes the mail, dumps the spam and calls your email program. In your email program, if it is reasonably standard, F5 will refresh/download. All other keys are depending on whatever program you are in. What they do is not consistent at all. Even with the F5 and F6, some programs do other stuff. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend, "You are wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." Both started arguing for a while when they come upon another drunk walking so they stopped him. "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
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One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into his car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of his car, got in and drove off with the bucket still on top of his car. So the trooper decides to pull him over and perform a community service by giving the driver his chicken. So he pulled him over, walked up to the car, pulled the bucket off the roof and offered it to the driver. The driver looks at the trooper and says, "No thanks, I just bought some." "OK, if you say so!"

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Today, September 27, in
1779 John Adams was elected to negotiate with the British 
 over the American Revolutionary War peace terms.
1825 George Stephenson operated the first locomotive that 
 hauled a passenger train.
1928 The U.S. announced that it would recognize the 
 Nationalist Chinese Government.
1938 The League of Nations branded the Japanese as 
 aggressors in China.
1939 After 19 days of resistance, Warsaw, Poland, 
 surrendered to the Germans after being invaded by the 
 Nazis and the Soviet Union during World War II.
1940 The Berlin-Rome-Tokyo Axis was set up. The military 
 and economic pact was for 10 years between Germany, Italy 
 and Japan.
1962 The U.S. sold Hawk anti-aircraft missiles to Israel.
1968 The U.K.'s entry into the European Common Market was 
 barred by France.
1973 U.S. Vice President Spiro Agnew said he would not 
 resign after he pled "no contest" to a charge of tax 
 evasion. He did resign on October 10th.
1982 Italian and French soldiers entered the Sabra and 
 Chatilla refugee camps in Beirut. The move was made by 
 the members of a multinational force due to hundreds of 
 Palestinians being massacred by Christian militiamen.
1989 Columbia Pictures Entertainment agreed to buyout Sony 
 Corporation for $3.4 billion.
1989 Two men went over the 176-foot-high Niagara Falls 
 in a barrel. Jeffrey Petkovich and Peter Debernardi were 
 the first to ever survive the Horshoe Falls.
1990 The deposed emir of Kuwait addressed the U.N. General 
 Assembly and denounced the "rape, destruction and terror" 
 that Iraq had inflicted upon his country.
1991 U.S. President George H.W. Bush eliminated all 
 land-based tactical nuclear arms and removed all short-range 
 nuclear arms from ships and submarines around the world. 
 Bush then called on the Soviet Union to do the same.
2004 North Korean Vice Foreign Minister Choe Su Hon announced 
 that North Korea had turned plutonium from 8,000 spent 
 nuclear fuel rods into nuclear weapons. He also said that 
 the weapons were to serve as a deterrent against 
 increasing U.S. nuclear threats and to prevent nuclear 
 war in northeast Asia. The U.S. State Department noted 
 that the U.S. has repeatedly said that the U.S. has no 
 plans to attack North Korea. 
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