Separate keyboard for laptop 

Good Morning,  !

Today is Tuesday, October1

On Thursday, october 3 I am due for more injections into
my eyeballs. That means no newsletters on Friday, Saturday 
and Sunday. 

After FaceBook was ordered to shut down the truckers site 
for mentioning "God bless America", because it apparently
irked a certain Kenyan hypnotist, a slew of new sites came 
up, all competing with each other like a bunch of kids in a 

The site, that seems to have risen above the fray is

Worst of all is the site put up by the owners of the one,
that was shut down. They have some wanna-be radio talk show 
yapper chasing away visitors. You can shut up the yapper
at the left top corner, but best to mute the sound before 
going there. There is some useful information on that site,
but most is unfortunately in little videos, that are not
easy to understand.
That site is
And now they want to organize a drive to the FaceBook offices!

Even though all the other sites each contribute a little bit,
they just fragment the movement.

Have FUN!

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"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office." --- Robert Frost A mission statement is defined as "a long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly. Most companies have one. --- Socratex
>From Maria I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin. Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked, "Can I bring you some club soda?" "Young lady," she barked, "I'll be the judge of when I've had enough to drink. Bring me another martini!"
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
Thanks to Cookie for sending this: Click on the picture for the large version I know nothing about this painting or the artist but I sure do like it a LOT!! Cookie
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Cynthia Lynn Herr, 35, Spring Hill, Floriduh Jailed After Bragging About Having Sex With Student Four Times In Same Day Reported by The Weekly Vice Cynthia Lynn Herr, a 35-year-old teacher at John D. Floyd Grade School of Environmental Science, was jailed Monday after she allegedly had a day-long sex marathon with a student. According to the Citrus County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after Herr allegedly told another teacher that she was having sex with a 16-year-old student. Investigators say Herr picked up a 16-year-old student, drove him to a motel and proceeded to have sex with him repeatedly throughout the day. The victim confirmed that he and Herr had been involved in a consensual sexual relationship, according to the Sheriff's Office. When detectives interviewed Herr, she admitted to picking up the teen and then driving him to a motel where the two had sex four times throughout the day. Herr was booked into jail and charged with four counts of unlawful sexual activity with certain minors. Her bail was set at $20,000. Tech Support Pits From: Elaine Re: Separate keyboard Dear Webby, How difficult is it to attach and install a real keyboard to a laptop? This silly thing just makes my hands and wrists cramp up in less than half an hour. Help! Elaine Dear Elaine That is exactly why I have been using an external keyboard for the last twenty or so years. The most difficult part about that is taking it out of the box. Just plug it into any free USB port, Windows will recognize it and you can start typing. No need to shut down or reboot. Just plug it in. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Fixing a Broken Laundry Basket When a laundry basket breaks, don't toss it. Drill holes in the rim on either side of the break and sew it together again! By Elaine O. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the grandson. "They won't let me fart."
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Thanks to Sandie for this story: A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead . Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead . Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine, who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink booze, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

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Today, September 30, in
1569 The Duke of Norfolk was imprisoned by Britain's 
 Queen Elizabeth for trying to marry Mary the Queen of Scots.
1800 Spain ceded the territory of Louisiana back to France. 
 Later the property would be purchased by the U.S. effectively 
 doubling its size.
1880 Thomas Edison began the commercial production of 
 electric lamps at Edison Lamp Works in Menlo Park.
1908 The Model T automobile was introduced by Henry Ford. 
 The purchase price of the car was $850.
1918 Damascus was captured from the Turks during WWI by a 
 force made up of British and Arab forces.
1936 General Francisco Franco was proclaimed the head of 
 the Spanish state.
1938 German forces waltzed into Czechoslovakia and seized 
 control of the Sudetenland.
1940 The Pennsylvania Turnpike opened as the first toll 
 superhighway in the United States.
1943 Naples was captured by the Allied forces during WWII.
1946 The International War Crimes Tribunal in Nuremberg 
 sentenced 12 Nazi officials to death. Seven others were 
 sentenced to prison terms and 3 were acquitted.
1949 Mao Tse-tung raised the first flag of the People's 
 Republic of China when the communist forces had defeated 
 the Nationalists. The Nationalist forces fled to Taiwan.
1964 The Free Speech Movement was started at the University 
 of California at Berkeley.
1972 The Chinese government approved friendly relations 
 with the United States.
1979 The United States handed control of the Canal Zone 
 over to Panama.
1984 U.S. Labor Secretary Raymond Donovan announced that 
 he was taking a leave of absence following his indictment 
 on charges of larceny and fraud. He was later acquitted.
1985 The PLO's headquarters in Tunisia was raided by 
 Israeli jet fighters.
1988 Mikhail Gorbachev assumed the Soviet presidency.
1989 7,000 East Germans were welcomed into West Germany 
 after they were allowed to leave by the communist government.
1990 U.S. President George H.W. Bush addressed the U.N. 
 General Assembly and once again condemned Iraq's takeover 
 of Kuwait.
1990 In Croatia, minority Serbs proclaimed autonomy.
1991 U.S. President Bush condemned the military coup in 
 Haiti that removed President Jean-Bertrand Aristide 
 from power. U.S. economic and military aid was suspended.
1991 The U.S. trust territory of Palau became independent.
1992 The Strategic Arm Reduction Treaty was approved by 
 the U.S. Senate.
1994 The U.S. and Japan avoided a trade war by reaching 
 a series of trade agreements.
1995 Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman and nine other defendants 
 were convicted in New York of conspiring to attack the 
 U.S. through bombings, kidnappings and assassinations.
1998 The U.S. government posted a $2.2 million reward 
 for the capture of Augustin Vasquez Mendoza. He is 
 accused of killing an undercover U.S. agent during 
 a drug purchase in 1994.
2001 San Francisco's Board of Supervisors voted 
 unanimously to ban Internet filters designed to keep 
 pornography away from children at city libraries. 
 The board left the decision up to the Library Commission 
 to decide whether to install filtering software in 
 children's areas. A federal law in the U.S. mandated 
 the use of the filters. 
2013  smiled

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