Hot Laptop 

Good Morning,  !

Today is Thursday, October3

Today I am due for more injections into
my eyeballs. That means no newsletters on Friday, Saturday 
and Sunday.

535 members of the US Congress, both Senators and 
Representatives, Democrats, Republicans and ‘Independents’   
alike can vocalize political rhetoric, while they draw 
their full pay, allowances and benefits, and are exempted 
from the same “ObamaCare” law they passed. 

Just how bad is "Obamacare", that anybody in the White House,
including Michelle's 500 paid fans, ahem "staffers", anybody
in the Senate and the House and THEIR staffers, and all the 
Millions of illegal immigrants have to be exempted and shielded
from it?

Shouldn't the military and the vets be excempted and shielded 

Blocking the WWII Memorial and the Vietnam War Memorial as if
they were the property of the Democratic Party is NOT a smart
move. Remember, at least 100,000 of the bikers from the 9/11
run to DC were vets. They can be ignited again!

Have FUN!

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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. --- Frederick Douglass (1817 - 1895)
Thanks to Annette for this excellent re-write of an old classic: Woman Shot in her own Driveway Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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>From Elizabeth I overheard my father telling a family friend about my newly- assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard. I work on a cutter that escorts cruise ships and international vessels under the bridges in California's Bay Area. But what my father told his friend was, "She's involved in some sort of escort service."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Matthew Freethy-Swimm and Melissa Jones in Athens, Georgia Jailed for raping 10 year old autistic boy Reported by The Weekly Vice Georgia couple Matthew Freethy-Swimm and Melissa Jones have been jailed after they allegedly raped a 10-year-old autistic boy at knife-point. According to police, a 10-year-old autistic boy was raped at knife-point after the boy's mother asked the couple to watch her son while she took her younger child to the emergency room following an accident. The victim's mother is reportedly the couple's landlord and both of her sons (ages 10 and 9) are autistic. Investigators say Freethy-Swimm and Jones wasted no time in sexually assaulting the boy after his mother pulled out of the driveway. The victim told detectives that Freethy-Swimm held a knife to his throat while Jones sexually assaulted him. The victim also stated that after the assault, Jones bragged about "taking the virginity of a minor," according to the arrest affidavit. After the incident, the boy reportedly began having behavioral issues that persisted for several weeks. Three weeks after the incident the boy ran out of his house and confronted Freethy-Swimm and Jones over the alleged abuse and "being forced to have sex with Jones." Bi-standers reportedly had to pull the alleged victim away. That's when the boy gave a detailed description of what happened to him to his mother, a therapist and police. Later, the boy was given a forensic examination at The Cottage Sexual Assault Center, where he was interviewed by an expert who specializes in communicating with autistic children. Following the interview, a warrant was obtained for Freethy-Swimm and Jones' arrest. They were booked into jail and charged with felony statutory rape and child molestation. Freethy-Swimm was additionally charged with aggravated assault. He is also wanted in Massachusetts on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon. Jones was additionally charged with sexual battery. Tech Support Pits From: Fran Re: Hot laptop Dear Webby. My laptop gets hot and after an hour shuts down. What can I do to fix that? Fran Dear Fran Get a small Philips (star) screwdriver, a vacuum cleaner, some Q-tips and a cleaning spray like Simple Green or Windex. Turn the laptop off and turn it upside down. Open the clamshell after removing the 4 = 6 screws that hold it. Don't worry, nothing is going to go sproing and jump out. Vacuum the inside and look for fans and heat sinks. Heat Sinks are finned radiators, usually bare aluminum, and sometimes hiding under a fan shroud. The fan shrouds usually pop off with a bit of help from a screwdriver. Clean them and the fan blades with the Q-tips and cleaning spray. Make sure you don't miss a fan blade, or it will be noisy. When done, vacuum again to get the dirt, that your work knocked loose. Close the clam shell and put the screws back in. That's all there is to it. If you are scared of doing that yourself, the kid next door would probably gladly do it for a pumpkin pie or $5. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Alcohol in a Spray Bottle To Clean Eyeglasses We were told when we purchased our eyeglasses to just use alcohol in a small spray bottle. We both have special non-glare finishes. The lenses had been damaged on past glasses by other cleaning methods, but this one works beautifully! By Elgie Simple Green, diluted about 1 part SG to 6 - 8 parts water, misted onto the glasses with a trigger sprayer or a compact pump sprayer like the one you get with the glasses, then rinsed under hot water, and dried with micro-fiber cloth or clean former t-shirt rag, works just fine. The same works fine for monitors too. And it is not toxic or alcoholic, and a lot cheaper than alcohol. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Thanks to Vern for this story: Preparing for a tag sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our house where it looked good. Shortly after the tag sale started, a man looking to decorate his apartment bought it for one dollar. "This is a great deal," he said excitedly." It still has the plastic on it." Then he peeled off the aqua colored protective covering to reveal a beautiful gold finished frame.
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"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when the college boy who delivered his pizza. "Well," the student replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said that if I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great." "That so?" grunted the man. "In that case, here's five dollars." "Thanks," the student said, "I'll put it in my college fund." "By the way, what are you studying?" "Applied psychology."

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Today, Oct 3, in
1863 U.S. President Lincoln declared that the last Thursday 
 of November would be recognized as Thanksgiving Day.
1893 The motor-driven vacuum cleaner was patented by Thurman.
1901 The Victor Talking Machine Company was incorporated. 
 After a merger with Radio Corporation of America the company 
 became RCA-Victor.
1906 W.T. Grant opened a 25-cent department store.
1929 The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes officially 
 changed its name to the Kingdom of Yugoslavia.
1932 Iraq was admitted into the League of Nations leading 
 Britain to terminate their mandate over the nation. Britain 
 had ruled Iraq since taking it from Turkey during World War I.
1935 Italian forces invaded Abyssinia (now Ethiopia).
1941 Adolf Hitler stated in a speech that Russia was "broken" 
 and they "would never rise again." With the help of the USA 
 they did.
1942 The Office of Economic Stabilization was established by 
 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt. He also authorized 
 controls on rents, wages, salaries and farm prices.
1944 During World War II, U.S. troops broke through the 
 Siegfried Line.
1951 CBS-TV aired the first coast-to-coast telecast of a 
 prizefight. Dave Sands defeated Carl Olson at Soldier 
 Field in Chicago.
1952 Britain became the third nuclear power in the world 
 when they successfully detonated their first atomic bomb. 
 The U.S. and Russia were the only other nuclear powers.
1981 Irish Nationalist in Maze Prison in Belfast, Northern 
 Ireland called off their hunger strike. The strike had 
 lasted 7 months and ten people had died.
1989 East Germany suspended unrestricted travel to 
 Czechoslovakia in an effort to slow the flow of refugees 
 to the West.
1990 The Berlin Wall was dismantled eleven months after 
 the borders between East and West Germany were dissolved. 
 The unification of Germany ended 45 years of division.
1990 Iraqi President Saddam Hussein made a visit to Kuwait 
 since his country had seized control of the oil-rich nation.
1994 The headquarters of the Haitian pro-army militia was 
 raided by U.S. soldiers.
2003 Ray Horn, of the duo "Siegfried & Roy," was attacked 
by a tiger during a performance. Roy survived the attack 
 after being dragged offstage. The tiger, a 7-year-old 
 male named Montecore, was debuting in his first show.
2006 North Korea announced that it would conduct a nuclear 
 test as a key step in the manufacture of atomic bombs that 
 it viewed as a deterrent against a U.S. attack. 
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