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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 8
Thank you Allene!

OOOPS! I forgot the picture. Here it is:
The leaves on my Saskatoon bushes are turning colorful. 
Here is a picture of me in front of them today.

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. --- Woody Allen (1935 - ) We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts. --- John Dewey (1859 - 1952)
An Irish Priest Transferred Recently to Texas Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
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This little guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders his drink. After a while, this big guy comes along and "WHAP" little guy's on the floor. The big guy says "That was a karate chop from Japan" So, the little guy gets up and sits down again. Soon, the big guy's back again, and "WHOOSH" little guy's on the floor again. The big guy says "that was a sumo chop from China" Little guy gets up and leaves. The big guy sits down where the little guy was. Thirty minutes later, the little guy comes back, and "BANG" big guy's on the floor, passed out. The little guy tells the bartender "When he wakes up, tell him that was a pipe wrench, from Sears."
Thanks to Sue in Saskatchewan for this picture of a prairie sunset Sunday evening. Click on the picture for the large version
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Charles Marqull Williams, 20 Man who forgot to flush arrested for buglary Reported by NewsOK A man accused of stealing some items from a home was charged with burglary based on what he left behind. Charles Marqull Williams, 20, was charged Wednesday with first-degree burglary in Oklahoma County District Court. A burglary was reported at 1509 SE 47 Place. The burglar apparently relieved himself in a toilet, leaving behind unflushed feces and a used piece of toilet paper on the floor, according to the probable cause affidavit. A DNA test on the toilet paper matched Williams, the affidavit states. Williams was convicted previously of second-degree burglary, concealing stolen property and possession of a controlled dangerous substance, records show. Tech Support Pits From: Allie Re: Internet radio Dear Webby, You once mentioned an Internet radio, that you use, but at the time I did not need it, so I neglected to bookmark it. Can you please tell me again? Allie Dear Allie I use Accu Radio They have a classic and a new user interface. Either one lets you choose from countless categories, ban artists, whom you don't like, and customize it to just what you want. For example, I just noticed a channel: "80's: No Metal" Turns out to be nice and perky, just fine for background. Another category mentiones: " .... No Rap" Some day, I will definitely check that out. Accu Country Internet Radio plays nicely in the background, no matter what you do with the browser. However, if you open a video chat on Skype, it immediately mutes automatically to just a very faint hint of music, that does not interfere. As soon as you end the chat, the radio comes back to the normal volume. The same goes for rebooting. Accu Radio comes back automatically. There are visual ads, but since you normally run it in the background anyway, they are no problem. You can run AccuRadio on any old computer. VISTA, Windows98, Windows2000, XP, etc are just fine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Alcohol To Remove Permanent Marker If you get permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt blue!), you can remove it with rubbing alcohol on a paper towel. Source: My Mom By JodiT from Aurora, CO Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand and says: "ACTS 2:38!!!" The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops. When the cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady: "How did you do this?" The woman replied:" I quoted scripture." The cop turned the burglar: "What was it about the scripture that had such an effect on you?" The burglar replied: "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she had an axe and two 38's."
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The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet. She was shocked and stunned and said, "I've never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well-behaved and quiet?" Finally, after much urging, a little girl said, "Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead!!"

Octoberfest Munich

Today, Oct 8, in
1895 The Berliner Gramophone Company was founded in
 Philadelphia, PA.
1915 During World War I, the Battle of Loos concluded.
1919 The first transcontinental air race in the U.S. began.
1945 U.S. President Truman announced that only Britain and 
 Canada would be given the secret to the atomic bomb.
1950 U.N. forces crossed into North Korea from South Korea.
1952 "The Complete Book of Etiquette" was published for 
 the first time.
1966 The U.S. Government declared that LSD was dangerous 
 and an illegal substance.
1970 Soviet author Alexander Solzhenitsyn won the Nobel 
 Prize for literature.
1982 In Poland, all labor organizations, including Solidarity,
 were banned.
1993 The U.S. government issued a report absolving the FBI 
 of any wrongdoing in its final assault in Waco, TX, on 
 the Branch Davidian compound. The fire that ended the 
 siege killed as many as 85 people.
1998 Taliban forces attacked Iranian border posts. Iran 
 said that three border posts were destroyed before the 
 Taliban forces were forced to retreat. The Taliban of 
 Afghanistan denied the event occurred.
1998 Canada and Netherlands were voted into the U.N. 
 Security Council.
2001 Two Russian cosmonauts made the first spacewalk to 
 be conducted outside of the international space station 
 without a shuttle present.
2002 A federal judge approved U.S. President George W. Bush's 
 request to reopen West Coast ports, to end a caustic 10-day 
 labor lockout. The lockout was costing the U.S. economy an 
 estimated $1 billion to $2 billion a day.
2003 China announced that it would have a human crew orbit 
 the Earth briefly on October 15.
2003 Vietnam and the United States reached a tentative 
 agreement that would allow the first commercial flights 
 between the two countries since the end of the Vietnam 
2004 The first-ever direct presidential elections were 
 held in Afghanistan. 
2013  smiled

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