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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, October 9

Thank you very much, Cookie!

My lawn is bright yellow. Completely covered with bright
yellow leaves. Around here that does not mean anybody would
go buy a rake and garbage bag, except maybe the newcomers
in the new subdivision.
Most people just look to the Western horizon and guess about
when the next Chinook will arrive.

The climatologists had predicted a Chinook for the weekend,
but with those bozos you got to be glad if they can correctly
predict that after Friday there is a good chance for a weekend.

They are still yapping about Gullible Warming. Yeah, right.
Down South, maybe. Here we had two degrees above freezing,
thin November rain and a gusty 20 - 40 mph North-West wind
while I took Copper, my neighbor's dog, for our regular 
evening walk. Tomorrow I will be wearing gloves!

Have FUN!
DearWebby

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Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. --- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
>From Dave Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them: "Bennie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses.' Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza. Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown" The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, “Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property." Sarah replies, "Property schmoperty...the schmuck had a newspaper route."
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>From Dave A Jewish couple won twenty-million pounds on the lottery. They immediately set out to begin a life of luxury. They bought a magnificent mansion in Knightsbridge and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable. Then they decided to hire a butler. They found the perfect butler through an agency, very proper and very British, and brought him back to their home. The day after his arrival, he was instructed to set up the dining room table for four, as they were inviting the Cohens to lunch. The couple then left the house to do some shopping. When they returned, they found the table set for eight. They asked the butler why eight, when they had specifically instructed him to set the table for four. The butler replied, "The Cohens telephoned and said they were bringing the Blintzes and the Knishes!"
Sun in my neighbor's poplar tree Click on the picture for the large version and here with the sun behind a branch Click on the picture for the large version
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to April Chamberlain, 30, Oklahoma City, OK Teacher jailed for passing out drunk at school with whisky in purse Reported by The Weekly Vice April Chamberlain, a 30-year-old substitute teacher at Milwood High School, was jailed Wednesday after she was allegedly found passed-out drunk with a bottle of whiskey in her purse. According to the Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office, Chamberlain was substitute teaching a biology class while she appeared disoriented and persisted in using profanity with students. When students found Chamberlain passed out in the office, they contacted a coach who alerted the school principal. Investigators say Chamberlain was slow to wake up after she had been tapped on the shoulder and shouted at to "wake up." A deputy at the scene found an opened bottle of Canadian Whiskey in Chamberlain's purse and noted that she smelled strongly of alcohol. Chamberlain also reportedly slurred her words and appeared to be unsteady on her feet. She was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail and charged with public drunkenness. Following the arrest, Millwood Public Schools Superintendent, Cecilia Robinson, announced that Chamberlain was "only a substitute teacher". Tech Support Pits From: Jan Re: Free Anti-Virus Webby I was wanting to know IF you knew of any Free Anti Virus that was really good and did the job of protecting, I at times can not afford the ones like you use etc..and all. May sound strange but that's the way it is for me .. I want some thing that Can do the job and be trust worthy and thought you would be the one to know. Thank you so much and I hope you are doing ok with your eyes .... Jan Dear Jan If the free ones were good enough, then nobody would spend $30 a year for a better one. Depending on what one has to protect, an empty KFC bucket might be good enough for a motorcycle helmet. Personally, I prefer a BELL helmet. Full face. That is why I use McAfee McAfee Total Protection has all kinds of other goodies included. For example, if somebody sends me a link, and there is some kind of danger there, It pops a big, goofy warning screen with 2" high letters yelling: "WHOA! Don't go there! Back up!" and it blocks that site from sending anything, even cookies. Like that, it has all kinds of protectors built in, not just virus and malware protection. You just have to decide, whether your stuff is worth $30 - $40 a year, or whether it is no big deal if you lose it all and it is easy enough to start all over. If you decide to gamble, upload the important stuff to some cloud based archive. There are some free ones available, though I have not checked those out. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Give Halloween Pencils Instead of Candy For Halloween I give out Halloween pencils. You can get them at the Dollar Store, there is usually 10 in a package. They always get too much candy, and it can be used after the holiday. The kids love it, so do the parents! I have been doing this for years now. By Lynda (crabby) from Kearny NJ Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, "Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; your eyes, 16, and your figure, 25." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying: "WHOA, hold on there sweety! I haven't added them up yet!" Andy may eventually be able to walk again, if he is careful.
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Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she leaned over once again to tell him to drop his money in, but Little Johhny held his dollar firmly in his hand, stating: "If I can't eat, I won't pay!"

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Today, Oct 9, in
1635 Roger Williams, founder of Rhode Island, was banished 
 from Massachusetts because he had spoken out against 
 punishments for religious offenses and giving away land 
 that belonged to the Indians. Williams had founded 
 Providence, Rhode Island as a place for people to seek 
 religious freedom.
1701 The Collegiate School of Connecticut was chartered in 
 New Haven. The name was later changed to Yale.
1776 A group of Spanish missionaries settled in what is 
 now San Francisco, CA.
1781 The last major battle of the American Revolutionary 
 War took place in Yorktown, VA. The American forces, led 
 by George Washington, defeated the British troops under 
 Lord Cornwallis.
1812 During the War of 1812 American forces captured two 
 British brigs, the Detroit and the Caledonia.
1855 Isaac Singer patented the sewing machine motor.
1855 Joshua C. Stoddard received a patent for his calliope.
1858 Mail service via stagecoach between San Francisco, CA, 
 and St. Louis, MO, began.
1872 Aaron Montgomery started his mail order business with 
 the delivery of the first mail order catalog. The firm 
 later became Montgomery Wards.
1876 Alexander Graham Bell and Thomas Watson made their 
 longest telephone call to date. It was a distance of 2 miles.
1888 The public was admitted to the Washington Monument for 
 the first time. Currently the pbulic is blocked from it.
1914 During World War I, German forces captured Antwerp, Be.
1936 The first generator at Boulder Dam began transmitting 
 electricity to Los Angeles, CA. The name of the dam was 
 later changed to Hoover Dam.
1940 St. Paul's Cathedral in London was bombed by the Nazis. 
 The dome was unharmed in the bombing.
1946 "The Iceman Cometh" opened in New York City, NY.
1946 The first electric blanket went on sale in Petersburg, VA.
1963 Over 2,000 people were killed in northeast Italy when 
 the Vaiont Dam was overrun by water. The incident was 
 caused by landslide that occurred behind the dam.
1967 Che Guevara was executed by Bolivian soldiers for 
 attempting to incite a revolution in Bolivia.
1975 Andrei Sakharov was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. 
 The Soviet scientist is known as the "father of the 
 hydrogen bomb."
1983 Helen Moss joined the Brownies at the age of 83. 
 She became the oldest person to become a member.
1985 The hijackers of the Achille Lauro cruise liner 
 surrendered after the ship arrived in Port Said, Egypt.
1986 U.S. District Judge Harry E. Claiborne became the fifth 
 federal official to be removed from office through 
 impeachment. The U.S. Senate convicted Claiborne of 
 "high crimes and misdemeanors."
1986 The musical "Phantom of the Opera" by Andrew Lloyd 
 Webber opened in London.
1989 The official Soviet news agency Tass reported an 
 unidentified flying object. The report included a trio of 
 tall aliens that had visited the city of Voronzh.
1994 The U.S. sent troops and warships to the Persian Gulf 
 in response to Saddam Hussein sending thousands of troops 
 and hundreds of tanks toward the Kuwaiti border.
1995 Saboteurs tinkered with a stretch of railroad track in 
 Arizona. An Amtrak train derailed killing one and injuring 
 a hundred.
2009 NASA launched the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing 
 Satellite (LCROSS). On November 13, it was announced that 
 water had been discovered in the planned impact plume on 
 the moon. 
2013  smiled


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