SBCGLOBAL mail problem 



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Today is Sunday, October 13.

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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. --- Edgar Allan Poe (1809 - 1849)
"So, what's the matter? I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong: First he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish. Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was reeling in too soon. "All that might have been all right; but then, to make matters worse, I ended up catching twelve fish, while he didn't catch any!"
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From a church bulletin: A family-type film, suitable for both children and parents, will be shown at the Sunday evening service at 6:00 p.m. Free puppies will be given to all children not accompanied by a parent.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to La Crystal King-Woolfork, 28, Vero Beach, Floriduh Jailed for Stabbing Boyfriend In Eye After He Refused To Have Threesome With Her Reported by The Weekly Vice La Crystal King-Woolfork, a 28-year-old Florida woman, has been jailed after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a knife after he turned down her request for a threesome. According to the Indian River Sheriff's Office, a deputy was dispatched to Indian River Medical Center after a man with a stab wound to the eye arrived to the ER for treatment. The arriving deputy interviewed the victim, who stated that his girlfriend stabbed him in the eye after he refused to have sex with her. He went on to say that he was at home sleeping at around 4 a.m. that morning when his girlfriend, King-Woolfork, arrived home drunk and horny for sex. When he told King-Woolfork that he wasn't interested in having sex that night, she became angry and stabbed him in the eye with a knife. The victim reportedly wrestled the knife away from King-Woolfork, hid the knife so she couldn't find it, and then asked a neighbor to give him a ride to the hospital. Deputies also interviewed King-Woolfork who stated that she and a female friend were at the Shake Your Booty dance club that evening before returning home at around 4 a.m.. King-Woolfork went on to say that she and the female friend were having sex next to the victim when she asked him to join in. When the boyfriend refused to join, the female friend reportedly left the bed. That's when King-Woolfork reportedly picked up the knife and a struggle ensued between them. King-Woolfork denied stabbing the victim with the knife, but admitted to striking the victim several times in the face with a metal candle holder. Arguing the details about how the victim got stabbed in the eye didn't matter much to deputies who took King-Woolfork into custody and recovered the knife. King-Woolfork was booked into the Indian River County Jail and charged with attempted murder. Bail has not yet been established in the case. Tech Support Pits From: Marjorie Re: SBCGLOBAL mail problem Dear Webby Each morning I look forward to reading your paper, this morning it didn't arrive, I hope you can send me todays issue. Thanks, Marjorie on sbcglobal.net Dear Marjorie Just a routine Yahoo malfunction. Once your newsletters, both regular and large font, have entered the Yahoo server, there is nothing more that I can do about them. SBCGLOBAL is just a paid version of Yahoo, plus connection. Like the free version of Yahoo, you are subject to their routine malfunctions. Complaining to their support is usually a waste of time. I would recommend, that you get yourself a Gmail address on the side and gradually shift important stuff like phone and electricity invoices, and of course the newsletters, over to Gmail. With Gmail you can benefit from their excellent filtering and easy filter making, AND then forward the filtered mail to wherever you want, even your Yahoo/SBCGLOBAL mail. That way you can use whatever email program you currently use for sorting and filing, and still have Gmail as an archive to fall back on. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Removing a Nail That Has Lost Its Head When the nail head breaks off a nail, it can be tough to get the claw of the hammer to grip the nail. To remove the nail, slip the claw of the hammer over the remainder of the nail and then pull the nail out by moving the hammer sideways instead of straight out. By ThriftyFun A Stanley or Eastwing nail puller is usually around $10. The gripping ends are razor sharp and harder than a claw hammer. If the wood is fine furniture, make it wet around the nail. That softens it, and you can tap the colored end (Blue on a Stanley) so that it depresses the wood and grips the nail. It will plow a groove into even a hardened spiral nail. Once you have a grip, slide a steel putty knife under the curve, and with the awesome leverage of the nail puller, easily pull it out. Wetting the wood and using a putty knife is of course just for fine furniture, not for the chicken coop or the kid's tree house. Click through the pictrue for larger size. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
>From Rhonda When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store, a woman came up to my register with a package of white athletic socks. "Will you open this so I can see how the socks feel?" she asked. Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, "I'll take them." Relieved, I started to ring her up, until she interrupted me. "Can I have another pack? This one's been opened." I told her: "I'll go talk to the manager", locked the till, took the opened package and dropped it back on the shelf on my way to a nap in the back of the warehouse.
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>From Dave I work in a school department that is supported by educational grants. On his first day, my new boss delivered some bad news. He said, "Unfortunately, your last boss failed to apply for the grant that supports your work. You will be terminated at the end of this month. Did you know that?" Admittedly, I was unprepared for this, but I was not shocked. A week before the end of my tenure, the new boss came to me. He said, "Before you go, please submit the lesson plans you would have used for the next six months." I said, "Oh, I'm sorry -- those lesson plans would have been covered by the grant. Didn't you know that?"

» Maps of Europe, according to different prejudices

Today, Oct 13, in
54 The Roman emperor Claudius I died after being poisoned by 
 his wife, Agrippina.
1775 The U.S. Continental Congress ordered the construction 
 of a naval fleet.
1792 The cornerstone of the Executive Mansion was laid in 
 Washington, DC. The building was torched by the Cnucks in
 1812, was whitewashed in 1818 and became known as the 
 White House.
1812 American forces were defeated at the Battle of 
 Queenstown Heights. The British victory effectively ended 
 any further U.S. invasion of Canada.
1843 B'nai B'rith, the Jewish organization, was founded by 
 Henry Jones and eleven others in New York City, NY.
1854 The state of Texas ratified a state constitution.
1943 During World War II, Italy changed sides, signed an 
 armistice with the Allies and declared war on Germany.
1944 American troops entered Aachen, Germany, during WWII.
1944 During World War II, British and Greek advance units 
 landed at Piraeus.
1953 An ultrasonic burglar alarm was patented by Samuel Bagno.
1957 Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra introduced the Ford Edsel 
 on an hour long special.
1977 Four Palestinians hijacked a Lufthansa airliner to Somalia. 
 They demanded the release of members of the Red Army Faction.
1981 Egyptian voters elected Vice President Hosni Mubarak as 
 the new president one week after Anwar Sadat was assassinated.
1989 U.S. President George H.W. Bush called for an overthrow 
 of the Panamanian ruler Manuel Antonio Noriega.
1990 Le Duc Tho died at the age of 79. He was a co-founder 
 of the Vietnamese Communist Party.
1992 A commercial flight record was set by an Air France 
 supersonic jetliner for circling the Earth in 33 hours.
1995 Walt Disney World Resort admitted its 500-millionth guest.
1999 The U.S. Senate rejected the ratification of the 
 Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty (CTBT).
2010 Near Copiapó, Chile, 33 miners were trapped underground 
 in the San José Mine. The miners were rescued after 69 days 
 underground.
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