Hotkey to hide open programs 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 15

It was interesting this weekend, how some of the media
pretended, that there were no veterans getting mad about
being locked out of their War Memorials and that people 
were removing "Barry-Cades" (Steel barricades named after 
one of Obama's previous names "Barry Soeto"), and carrying 
them to the White House. I saw it on live camera and 
thought it was hilarious, all these people carrying the 
"Barry-Cades" like they were flags, and clattering them 
into a heap in front of the tall White House steel barriers.

Other media ignored the truckers protest. Sure, there were
not a million trucks. I never expected that many, and they
did not shut down the Beltway, but with their blaring truck 
horns and travelling in bunches of 5 to 20, they sure were 
noticeable. With more mature organization, they could well
have accomplished a lot more than they did, but they probably
realized, that they had neither the organization nor the 
numbers of the bikers. Some of the media showed them, others
ignored them.

Also mostly ignored was domestic terrorism like today's Bonehead.
He does not fit the preconceived model of a terroist. Just
a nutty hillbilly. 

Luckily I have friends all over, who send me links to what is
going on, even though the mainstream media does not report it.

Have FUN!

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The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. --- Noel Coward (1899 - 1973) Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details. --- William Feather (1908 - 1976)
>From Roland An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the funeral. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions."
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A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river and sees tables laden with food. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk, after eyeing the tables with the food, says, "Yess, Preacher..I sure am." The preacher then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked. "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?" "Noooo, I did not Reverrend." The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?" The ole drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher: "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Arkansas Hillbilly jailed for knocking down high voltage power Reported by Walter the Stonecarver Agents from the FBI and Joint Terrorism Task Force were called to Woodring's home Friday after neighbors reported hearing a loud explosion in his backyard. At the home, agents noticed a blue hose that matched one used in an August incident where power lines were cut down and dragged across train tracks. Federal agents say Woodring admitted responsibility for the August case and for two other incidents where parts of the power grid where sabotaged. That includes one on September 29th when an Entergy sub- station was set on fire, and the words "you should have expected us" were inscribed across a metal panel. Agents say Woodring also admitted to using a stolen tractor to pull down power lines near his home last weekend -- an incident that caused 9,000 people to lose power. Woodring is charged with destruction of an energy facility. He is expected to appear in front of a federal judge on Tuesday. Tech Support Pits From: Melanie Re: Hotkey to hide programs Dear Webby You mentioned a Hot key once for hiding all open windows, without hutting thm down, and just having a clean desktop. Due to my senility, I can't remember that far back, though. Can you please tell us again? Melanie Dear Melanie Hold the Windows key, and hit D (for Desktop) All your open windows will minimize to the task bar. When the coast is clear again, hit the Windows key and D again, and they all open up again. If you have lots of windows open, count on a second per window to minimize. Yesterday's trick for instant screensaver is faster, but Windows Key + D allows you to open other programs or search the desktop for a certain icon, that you know is there SOMEwhere. Have FUN! DearWebby
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23-year-old yuppy Johnny Slick parks his brand-new BMW M3 Coupe in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck comes along too close to the curb and completely tear's off the driver's side door. Johnny immediately grabs his mobile phone and dials 911. Five minutes later, a policeman pulls up. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, Johnny begins screaming and ranting hysterically. His car, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. Johnny Slick finally winds down from his rant, the policeman shaking his head in disgust and disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you yuppies are," he says. "You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" Johnny asks arrogantly. The policeman replies, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you!" "Oh, my GOD!!!!! " Johnny screams. "Where's my Rolex?!?"
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John took Wendy to dinner at a really posh restaurant. They walked in, were ushered to a table by a formally dressed maitre d', and sat down at a table on which were displayed the finest china and crystal. Taking the damask napkin from the solid silver napkin ring, Wendy unfolded it, put it around her neck and proceeded to tie a knot in the back. Staring at her in utter disbelief, the maitre d' said, between gritted teeth, "Ma'am, if you want a haircut, the barbershop is on the other side of the street."

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Today, Oct 15, in
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte began his exile on the remote island 
 of St. Helena in the Atlantic Ocean.
1860 Grace Bedell, 11 years old, wrote a letter to 
 presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln. The letter stated 
 that Lincoln would look better if he would grow a beard.
1892 The U.S. government announced that the land in the 
 western Montana was open to settlers. The 1.8 million acres 
 were bought from the Crow Indians for 50 cents per acre.
1945 Pierre Laval, the former premier of Vichy France, was 
 executed for treason.
1962 The Cuban Missile Crisis began. It was on this day that 
 U.S. intelligence personnel analyzing data discovered Soviet
 medium-range missle sites in Cuba. On October 22 U.S. 
 President John F. Kennedy announced that he had ordred 
 the naval "quarantine" of Cuba.
1964 It was announced that Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev 
 had been removed from power. He was replaced with Alexei
 N. Kosygin.
1983 U.S. Marines killed five snipers who had pinned them 
 down in Beirut International Airport.
1984 The Freedom of Information Act was passed.
1989 Wayne Gretzky, while playing for the Los Angeles Kings, 
 surpassed Gordie Howe's NHL scoring record of 1,850 
 career points.
1993 U.S. President Clinton sent warships to enforce trade 
 sanctions that had been imposed on Haitian military rulers.
1997 British Royal Air Force pilot Andy Green broke the 
 land-speed record by driving a jet-powered car faster than
 the speed of sound.
1997 The Cassini-Huygens mission was launched from Cape 
 Canaveral, FL. On January 14, 2005, it sent back pictures 
 of Saturn's moon Titan during and after landing.
1998 The U.N. condemned the U.S. economic embargo on Cuba 
 for the seventh year in a row.
2001 NASA's Galileo spacecraft passed within 112 miles of 
 Jupiter's moon Io.
2013  smiled

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