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When you're through changing, you're through. --- Bruce Barton Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. --- Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
>From Roland A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer. "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. " Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O. K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."
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A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand- lettered "For Sale" sign out front. After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets and pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little paint there" would help. Pleased with her assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing. "Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my sign wrong. It says, "HORSE for sale."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ohio court rules living man is legally dead Reported by Walter the Stonecarver A man who turned up alive nearly 20 years after he disappeared has been told he cannot have a driving licence because he is still legally dead. Donald Miller Jr vanished from a town in Ohio in 1986 after he lost his job and turned to alcohol. He was officially declared dead eight years later, only to resurface in 2005. "It kind of went further than I ever expected it to," Mr Miller said. "I just kind of took off and ended up in different places." The 61-year-old went to court to apply for a driving licence and to have his Social Security number reinstated, so that he can work legally and pay taxes. However, his request to reverse the 1994 death ruling was turned down by Judge Allan Davis, who informed him there was a three-year limit for death notices to be repealed. The judge admitted it was a "strange, strange situation". "We've got the obvious here - a man sitting in the courtroom who appears to be in good health," he said. He told Mr Miller: "I don't know where that leaves you, but you're still deceased as far as the law is concerned." Records show that Mr Miller avoided paying taxes and child support for his children. He owes more than $25,000 in arrears. If his death declaration had been reversed, his ex-wife would have been ordered to pay back the benefits she received for her daughters in almost two decades. His then wife remarried in the meantime, to another Mr Miller. Ms Miller said she wasn't being vindictive toward Mr Miller, but, as a nurse who cannot work because of a disability, she could not afford to repay the benefits. That is why her lawyer fought against Donald Miller Jr getting his "Alive" status and Social Security card back. Tech Support Pits From: Karen Re: Links to Veteran marches Dear Webby You sent links to see the bikes. Can you please send me links for truckers & veterans? Or put them in your newsletter. It is great that you let us know what our government is keeping from us. Thank you. Karen Dear Karen Vets: Facebook sites tend to get shut down, but the Obamites can't mess with Stars&Stripes: Stars & Stripes: Vets storm Memorials 1 Million Vets March Also really good is Honor Rides to the Memorials Have a hankie ready! Vets remove Barry-cades Truckers: Ride for the Constitution Million Truckers To DC The Biker's site is also good. You have to scroll down for videos of the truckers 2 Million Bikers To DC The bikers seem to be really humbled, because they did not quite get 2 Million, and have really toned down the rethoric. However I can sense that they are working under the surface and preparing for another big ride. Memorial Day maybe? Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Dianne for this story and picture: To my darling husband Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. Don't worry, it didn't touch your bike. I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX PS.: Your secretary is pregnant.
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Today, Oct 16, in
1701 The Collegiate School was founded in Killingworth, CT. 
 The school moved to New Haven in 1745 and changed its name 
 to Yale College.
1829 In Boston, MA, the first modern hotel in America opened. 
 The Tremont Hotel had 170 rooms that rented for $2 a day and 
 included four meals.
1859 Abolitionist John Brown led a raid on Harper's Ferry, VA 
 now located in West Virginia).
1869 A hotel in Boston became the first in the U.S. to install 
 indoor plumbing.
1923 Walt Disney contracted with M.J. Winkler to distribute 
 the Alice Comedies. This event is recognized as the start 
 of the Disney Company.
1928 Marvin Pipkin received a patent for the frosted electric 
 light bulb.
1941 The Nazis advanced to within 60 miles of Moscow. 
 Romanians entered Odessa, USSR, and began exterminating 
 150,000 Jews.
1943 Chicago's new subway system was officially opened
1955 Jules Lederer replaced Ruth Crowley in newspapers using 
 the name Ann Landers.
1964 China detonated its first atomic bomb becoming the
 world's fifth nuclear power.
1967 NATO headquarters opened in Brussels.
1973 Henry Kissinger and Le Duc Tho were named winners of 
 the Nobel Peace Prize. The Vietnamese official declined 
 the award.
1982 China announced that it had successfully fired a 
 ballistic missile from a submarine.
1989 U.S. President George H.W. Bush signed the Gramm-Rudman 
 budget reduction law that ordered federal programs be cut 
 by $16.1 billion.
1993 The U.N. Security Council approved the deployment of U.S. 
 warships to enforce a blockade on Haiti to increase pressure 
 on the controlling military leaders.
1997 Charles M. Schulz and his wife Jeannie announced that 
 they would give $1 million toward the construction of a 
 D-Day memorial to be placed in Virginia.
2000 It was announced that Chevron Corp. would be buying 
 Texaco Inc. for $35 billion. 
2002 It was reported that North Korea had told the U.S. that 
 it had a secret nuclear weapons program in violation of an 
 1994 agreement with the U.S.
2002 The Arthur Andersen accounting firm was sentenced to five 
 years probation and fined $500,000 for obstructing a federeal 
 investigation of the energy company Enron.
2008 The iTunes Music Store reached 200 billion television 
 episodes sold.
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