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Today is Saturday, October 26.
Looks like the snow is not going to wait until Sunday.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." --- A congressional candidate in Texas "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --- Bill Clinton, US President "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --- Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 19 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age. --- William Feather
An Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his cow pasture. The Amish man said, "No, no you can not." "Legally, that paper says we can." replied the gruff worker. As he turned and left returning to his co-workers in the field, the Amish man went to his barn and turned his bulls into the pasture. As the 1200 pound bulls rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish farmer hollered, "Show them your paper!"
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Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Merseyside, Liverpool. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues. The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the community.
You may have seen that famous picture of a little bird riding on an eagle. This is probably the first time you see what that is all about. Thanks to Jon Winslow for the great pictures! Click on the picture for the large version Here you see a furious Kingbird chasing an eagle, who had picked up a dead fish, possibly one landed by the Kingbirds. Click on the picture for the large version Here the Kingbird has landed and started his woodpeckering on the eagle. Click on the picture for the large version Here the Kingbird is woodpeckering right on the skull of the eagle. Click on the picture for the large version Same as picture #3, just zoomed closer. The eagle gave up the fish half a mile from the Kingbird's nest.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Singletary,33,Spartanburg, SC Jailed After Assaulting Ex Reported by The Weekly Vice Jennifer Singletary, a 33-year-old South Carolina woman, was jailed Tuesday after she allegedly beat her ex-boyfriend in the face and then crushed his testicles because he wouldn't let her come inside his home. According to the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the home of Sonny Dolquist in response to a reported domestic disturbance that was occurring at the residence. When officers arrived on the scene, they were met out in the front yard by Singletary who appeared "extremely intoxicated." Singletary reportedly told the officer that she had been "hit" but she couldn't identify where she had been hit. The officer also checked her for injuries, but couldn't find any. The officer then went inside the residence to find Dolquist bleeding from the mouth. Dolquist told the officer that he and Singletary had lived together for two years until she recently moved out. He added that Singletary agreed to meet him at the house to pick up the last of her things at about 4 p.m., but didn't show up until about 8 p.m.. Dolquist told the officer that he had placed Singletary's items on the front porch, however, she demanded to come inside the residence. When Dolquist refused Singletary's demand, she reportedly pushed her way inside and began throwing things. That's when Singletary allegedly punched the victim several times in the mouth before squeezing his testicles "until they bled." A third party witness inside the residence told the officer that he saw Singletary assault the victim. A male companion who had arrived at the home with Singletary told officers that he saw Dolquist pick Singletary up and attempt to throw her out onto the porch. Officers checked Singletary again and still found no sign of injury on her. Singletary was booked into jail and charged with domestic violence. Tech Support Pits From: Randall Re: Why does the COFI jukebox no longer work? Dear Webby, Why does the COFI jukebox no longer work? Randall Dear Randall Just like me, they depend on donations to pay he server costs. Apparently they did not get enough to pay the cost. Most of their files are at http://www.tropicalglen.com/ The organization is different and may take a bit of getting used to, but the music is there, Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Have an Organized Priced Sale Make sure everything is organized and has a price tag on it. Before opening your sale, be sure everything is put out to be sold. As customers move through and buy, straighten things back up, and keep everything neat. Please, no boxes full of clothes that are hanging over the sides. Hang clothes on hangers and price. Be courteous, friendly, and helpful when questions are asked about a particular item. Have fun, and be ready to negotiate prices when appropriate. By redderbell from Bernice, LA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave her another hug and kiss when he left. Later, the wife's roommate commented: "Your pastor is sure a lot friendlier than mine!"
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I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap. " The next day the dog arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with 10 children - he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Wish it was that easy for me!"

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1825 The Erie Canal was opened. The 363-mile canal connected
 Lake Erie and the Hudson River at a cost of $7,602,000.
1858 H.E. Smith patented the rotary-motion washing machine.
1881 The "Gunfight at the OK Corral" took place in Tombstone, 
 AZ. The fight was between Wyatt Earp, his two brothers and 
 Doc Holiday against the Ike Clanton Gang.
1905 Norway gained independence from Sweden.
1942 The U.S. ship Hornet was sunk in the Battle of 
 Santa Cruz during World War II.
1944 During World War II, the Battle of Leyte Gulf ended. 
 The battle was won by American forces and brought the 
 end of the Pacific phase of World War II into sight.
1949 U.S. President Harry Truman raised the minimum wage 
 from 40 to 75 cents an hour.
1958 Pan American Airways flew its first Boeing 707 jetliner
 from New York City to Paris.
1962 The Soviet Union made an offer to end the Cuban Missile 
 Crisis by taking their missile bases out of Cuba if the 
 U.S. agreed to not invade Cuba and would remove Jupiter 
 missiles in Turkey.
1967 The Shah of Iran crowned himself and his Queen after 
 26 years on the Peacock Throne.
1972 U.S. National security adviser Henry Kissinger declared, 
 "Peace is at hand" in Vietnam.
1979 South Korean President Park Chung-hee was shot to 
 death by Kim Jae-kyu, the head of the Korean Central 
 Intelligence Agency.
1988 Roussel Uclaf, a French pharmaceutical company, 
 announced it was halting the worldwide distribution of 
 RU-486. The pill is used to induce abortions. The 
 French government made the company reverse itself 
 two days later.
1988 Two whales were freed by Soviet and American 
 icebreakers. The whales had been trapped for nearly 
 3 weeks in an Arctic ice pack.
1990 Wayne Gretzky became the first NHL player to 
 reach 2,000 points.
1993 Deborah Gore Dean was convicted of 12 felony counts 
 of defrauding the U.S. government and lying to the U.S.
 Congress. Dean was a central figure in the HUD scandal.
1994 Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin of Israel and Prime 
 Minister Abdel Salam Majali of Jordan signed a 
 peace treaty.
1995 Alec Baldwin got into a fight with a paparazzi 
 in front of his home when he and his wife Kim Bassinger 
 were bringing their first baby home from the hospital.
1998 A French lab found a nerve agent on an Iraqi 
 missile warhead.
2001 It was announced that Fort Worth's Lockheed Martin 
 won a defense contract for $200 billion over 40 years. 
 The contract, for the "joint strike fighter," was the 
 largest defense contract in history.
2002 Russian authorities pumped a gas into a theater where 
 separatist rebels held over 800 hostages. The gas killed 
 116 hostages and all 50 hostage-takers were killed by the 
 gas or gunshot wounds.
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