Is mailwasher any good? 



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Today is Sunday, October 27.

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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. --- George Bernard Shaw The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. -- Quentin Crisp
Two guys are walking down the street and one is telling the other how he hates Slobovians, but when they turn the corner there is a Slobovian organ grinder with a little monkey holding a tin cup. The guy who hates Slobovians puts some coins in the monkey's cup. When they walk away his friend says, "I thought you hated Slobovians yet you gave him money?" And he answers, "Yes, but they are so cute when they are little."
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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," she explained. "Oh, and it took a while to fix it," said the passenger. "Not exactly." replied the stewardess, "It just took us a bit to find a deaf pilot."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Dawn Weiser, 44, Springdale, AR Jailed After repeatedly stabbing husband for snoring, wheile he slept Reported by The Weekly Vice Dawn Weiser, a 44-year-old Arkansas woman, has been jailed after she stabbed her husband repeatedly because he was snoring. According to police, officers were dispatched to the couple's home after 43-year-old Doug Weiser awoke around 3:30 a.m. to find his wife repeatedly stabbing him with a butcher's knife. Investigators say the victim wrestled the knife away from his wife before the couple's two teenage sons came to his aid. The victim told detectives that he and his wife had argued that evening about his snoring, prompting her to sleep in a bedroom with one of their sons while he slept alone in the couple's bedroom. Dawn Weiser told detectives that she awoke to a loud noise during the night and walked in to find her husband with stab wounds. She went on to insist that an intruder was responsible for the stabbing, despite the evidence against her. Investigators say Dawn later confessed to stabbing her husband and then hiding the knife. The issue of snoring had apparently annoyed Dawn to a point where she began mentioning it on various social media sites like Twitter. Dawn Weiser was booked into the Washington County Detention Center and charged with suspicion of attempted murder. She was released after posting $25,000 bond. The victim was taken to a local hospital where he was treated for a punctured spleen, a lacerated liver and three stab wounds. He filed for divorce a few days later, according to court records. Tech Support Pits From: Bobbie Re: Is the mailwasher any good? Dear Webby, Dear Webby, you have been advertising MailWasher for a few years now. Do you use it yourself, and is it any good? Bobbie Dear Bobbie Yes, of course I use it. I don't advertise it because I get about the price of a coffee every time somebody buys it after clicking on the link. I recommend it because it drastically reduces help requests related to junkmail. These days I get around 4800 pieces of mail per day. MailWasher reduces that to the 120, that I need to see and answer. I have been using the same addresses for almost 20 years and by now every spammer has them on their lists. Without MailWasher I would have to change addresses once a year, and use those wimpy Captchas, forcing you to punch in hard to read characters, just like companies, whose admins are not smart enough to get MailWasher. Mailwasher deletes the spam right on the server, unseen, in the dark. I just see the cleaned mails. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
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Jake bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. His friend Abe said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," Jake replied. "But where in the heck was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"

It's Harvest Time

Today, Oct 27, in
1659 William Robinson and Marmaduke Stevenson became the 
 first Quakers to be executed in America.
1795 The United States and Spain signed the Treaty of 
 San Lorenzo.
1858 Roland Macy opened Macy's Department Store in 
 New York City. It was Macy's eighth business adventure, 
 the other seven failed.
1878 The Manhattan Savings Bank in New York City was robbed
 of over $3,000,000. The robbery was credited to George 
 "Western" Leslie even though there was not enough evidence 
 to convict him, only two of his associates were convicted.
1904 The New York subway system officially opened. It was 
 the first rapid-transit subway system in America.
1925 Fred Waller received a patent for water skis.
1927 The first newsreel featuring sound was released in 
 New York.
1931 Chuhei Numbu of Japan set a long jump record at 
 26' 2 1/4".
1938 Du Pont announced "nylon" as the new name for its 
 new synthetic yarn.
1954 Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio were divorced. They 
 had been married on January 14, 1954.
1962 The Soviet Union adds to the Cuban Missile Crisis by 
 calling for the dismantling of U.S. missile basis in 
 Turkey. U.S. President Kennedy agreed to the new aspect 
 of the agreement.
1994 The U.S. Justice Department announced that the U.S. 
 prison population had exceeded one million for the first 
 time in American history.
2002 Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva was elected president of 
 Brazil in a runoff. He was the country's first elected 
 leftist leader.
2003 Bank of America Corp. announced it had agreed to buy 
 FleetBoston Financial Corp. The deal created the second 
 largest banking company in the U.S.
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