How to get rid of Snap-Do infection 

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Today is Monday, October 28.

It's still snowing, horizontally, and the bathroom window 
on the North is covered solidly. On the South side there are
adventurous looking snow drifts. No Gullible Warming in 

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Their were three men in the hospital waiting room anxiously expecting news any minute about the births of their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says I have great news. Your wife has just given birth to twins. The man exclaimed. " Well, that all right. I work for Double Day." The nurse goes to the second man and says, "I have great news for you too. Your wife just gave birth to triplets." The man says, with great surprise,"Well that's all right. I work for Triple A." The nurse goes up to the third man. But before she could say anything, he shouted, "I work for Seven-Up! Worked! I am outa here and off to Mexico!
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A watermelon farmer was determined to scare off the local kids who went into his watermelon patch everynight and ate their fill. After some thought he posted a sign that read "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS HAS BEEN INJECTED WITH LAXATIVE!" The next night he smiled smugley as he watched the kids run off without eating any of his melons. A week later he was surveying his field and to his satisfaction,no melons were missing but a sign next to his read,"NOW THERE ARE TWO."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jerrika Carey, 34, Louisville, KY Jailed longer After Officer Finds Pack Of Smokes And Lighter Hidden Inside Vagina Reported by The Weekly Vice Jerrika Carey, a 34-year-old Kentucky woman, has been jailed after she allegedly packed cigarettes and a lighter into her vagina and attempted to sneak them into jail. According to police, Carey was being processed into jail last week when the jail's body image scanner alerted to a foreign object hidden inside her genital area. When officers asked Carey about the object, she told them she had a lighter hidden inside her vagina and then reached into her pants to remove it. Carey was then whisked away to a strip search room where a female officer removed a crack pipe from her clothing. Officers then retrieved the lighter and a pack of cigarettes from her vagina. Carey was charged additionally with promoting contraband, possession of drug paraphernalia and tampering with physical evidence. Tech Support Pits From: Trish Re: infection Dear Webby, I now have a brand new computer, very sadly it’s windows 8, starting to come to terms with it (well sort of) and downloaded a couple of ’things’. I got my new precious computer from a big name store in Australia, it’s a HP and as I said windows 8. Along with one of these downloaded ‘things’ came something nasty, squidoo’ and ‘snap do’. The only things I have downloaded are Belark Advisor, Open Office and ccleaner, there is no other way these programs or whatever they are called could have gotten on my computer, they appeared the day I downloaded Open Office. I’m still having a hard time working out this windows 8 {only had it less than a week} but I know I have to get rid of these nasties, I’ve had Belark Advisor and ccleaner (paid version) for ages on your advice (still don’t know how to get paid version back) so think it must have come with Open Office, I looked on internet and saw that there are lots of ‘get rid of snap do’ can you have a look and let me know which if any are safe and if I was to get rid of open office would the nasties go too (I don’t think so). Thanks in advance if you can help, Trish Dear Trish Squidoo is legitimate. It may not be necessary for you, if you don't want to put web sites together, but it doesn't cause any problems. If you don't need it, don't use it. It's as simple as that. Most likely it was pre-installed by HollowPeckers. If Squidoo put a toolbar on top of FireFox, just unclick it. Snap-Do is a malicious virus, that hijacks your browser. That one was probably put on by somebody at the computer dealer messing around with demo machines. I doubt that HolowPeckers put that one on. It is also distributed by email. If you don't have McAfee or some similar protction, it can slither into your computer quite easily. Snap-do or is really nasty. It hijacks and redirects your browser, and sends your browsing log to marketers. Whoever put it onto your machine, gets paid a kickback for it. To remove it: Add/Remove Programs list in Control Panel (Start -> Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs). In the list search for apps related to and then choose Uninstall. Also remove from your browsers: Internet Explorer: Tools -> Internet options -> General tab. Enter your desired website to make it the default homepage. Google Chrome: Settings -> Appearance. Enter your desired website to make it the default homepage. Mozilla Firefox: Options -> General tab -> Startup. Enter your desired website to make it the default homepage. Delete any folder related to from the following folders: ProgramFiles AppData ProgramData LocalAppData Stay away from and SpyHunter. That is phony Bait & Switch stuff and might be even worse. SpyBotSearch&Destroy from my Toolbox at will probably get rid of snap-do as well, but since my machine is not infected, there is no way to try that and be sure. It is a good guess, though. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Make Circle Template Being an avid crafter, I often make projects that require a circle cut from something. I would search through the house, finding an item that was the correct size circle, such as a can of soup. I finally took a few moments one day and armed with scraps of cardboard I had saved from empty cereal boxes and such, (one never knows when one needs a piece of cardboard!), I roamed through my rooms tracing different size circles onto the cardboard. I then measured each and wrote the size inside the circle. I cut them all out and keep them as templates. Now when I need a circle of any size, it's right there within reach. Works great! By maryeruth from Palm Coast, FL You can get a 12" machinist's divider at industrial supply stores and most of the better hardware stores. They are just large compasses with one end pointy and the other end a sharp little blade. You use the pointy end in the center, and the knife end for the outside of the circle. At one time the "firm joint" type was cheaper, but nowadays the spring loaded screw adjust types are cheaper. Either one works fine. You can, of course, tape a pen or sharpie or pencil to the outside end and draw the circumference, instead of "scribing" it. They are made for machinists to cribe (scratch) lines and circles for their lay-out, but work fine for any project. The flat scribing knife is hard enough to scribe a clean and easily visible line on most metals, plastic leather and wood. For fabric and foam tape a pencil or sharpie to the scribing end. A divider also comes in handy for dividing linear measurements and scratch off whatever lengths you set it. You will be surprised how handy it is, and how much fun real precision is. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." "You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor." The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas, " he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' by my climbing spurs upside down from a telephone pole during a lightning storm."
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A pastor was preaching an impassioned sermon on the evils of television. "It steals away precious time that could be better spent on other things," he said. He advised the congregation to do what he and his family had done. "We put our TV away in the closet." "That's right," his wife mumbled, "and it sure is cozy in there with the TV repairman!"

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1636 Harvard College was founded in Massachusetts.
1776 The Battle of White Plains took place during the 
 American Revolutionary War.
1793 Eli Whitney applied for a patent for his cotton gin.
1886 The Statue of Liberty was dedicated in New York Harbor 
 by U.S. President Cleveland. The statue weighs 225 tons 
 and is 152 feet tall. It was originally known as "Liberty 
 Enlightening the World."
1904 The St. Louis Police Department became the first to 
 use fingerprinting.
1919 The U.S. Congress enacted the Volstead Act, also known 
 as the National Prohibition Act. Prohibition was repealed 
 in 1933 with the passing of the 21st Amendment to the 
 U.S. Constitution.
1922 Benito Mussolini took control of the Italian government 
 and introduced fascism to Italy.
1940 During World War II, Italy invaded Greece.
1962 Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev informed the U.S. that 
 he had ordered dismantling of Soviet missile bases in Cuba.
1965 Pope Paul VI issued a decree absolving Jews of 
 collective guilt for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
1965 The Gateway Arch along the waterfront in St. Louis, MO, 
 was completed.
1976 John D. Erlichman, a former aide to U.S. President 
 Richard Nixon, entered a federal prison camp in Safford, AZ, 
 to begin serving his sentence for Watergate-related 
1983 The U.S. vetoed a U.N. Security Council resolution 
 "deeply deploring" the ongoing U.S.-led invasion of Grenada.
1985 John A. Walker Jr. and his son, Michael Lance Walker, 
 pled guilty to charges of spying for the Soviet Union.
1988 Roussel Uclaf, a French manufacturer that produces 
 the abortion pill RU486, announced it would resume 
 distribution of the drug after the government of France 
 demanded it do so.
1993 Ousted Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide, called 
 for a complete blockade of Haiti to force out the military 
1994 U.S. President Clinton visited Kuwait and implied that 
 all the troops there would be home by Christmas.
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