Fake Open Office 



Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, October 29.
I had to drive to High River to see my heart doctor today.
After having lived in the Yukon for 30 years, a bit of snow
on the road was no problem, but it sure seems to have been
for some people, especially in the area, where it was foggy.

In the afternoon it cleared up. The large hoar frost crystals
on the snow looked magnificent in the afternoon sun. Sure  was
cold, though, walking against the wind. It was about -16 and the 
wind was 30 - 40, and carrying frost crystals, that it tore off
trees and bushes. I sure was glad to get to a warm home at 
the end of my one hour walk.

While walking I wondered if there is a light bicycler or 
jogger version of a full-face motorcycle helmet. 

Have FUN!
DearWebby

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Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. --- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900) Conceit is God's gift to little men. --- Bruce Barton Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. --- Henry David Thoreau
Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?" Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So, are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"
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Overheard at a Computer Store: "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old, but it's got to be simple enough so that his father can play it, too."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Damon Michael Miljour, 36, Fort Myers, Floriduh Traded His Harley For A Jail Cell And A Realistic New Halloween Mask Reported by The Weekly Vice Damon Michael Miljour, a 36-year-old Florida man, was jailed Thursday after he allegedly stole several items from a surf shop before polishing the pavement with his face while fleeing the scene. According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to the area of Bonita Beach road Thursday after witnesses called to report a motorcycle crash. When deputies arrived on the scene, they found a black Harley Davidson motorcycle lying on the road with an obviously injured Miljour nearby. Investigators say Miljour was rushed to Lee Memorial Hospital where he was treated for his injuries. Deputies also noticed something suspicious while processing the scene. Several retail items which appeared brand new with the store's retail tag still intact. Among the items, deputies found sunglasses, wrist watches and high end shoes. Deputies checked out the store, Mango Bay, and discovered that a side window to the shop had been smashed out. Inside the store, several merchandise items were scattered as if someone had rummaged through the merchandise looking for items of value to steal. Deputies contacted a store manager who confirmed that the items belonged to his shop and had not been purchased. The total value of the stolen items was estimated at $10,000. Detectives then visited Miljour in the hospital, who claimed he didn't remember anything before waking up in the hospital. Miljour was booked into jail and charged with burglary, grand theft, and since he couldn't remember anything, he obviously was DUI. Tech Support Pits From: Neil Re: Fake Open Office Dear Webby, I noticed that the writer mentioned installing Open Office and then found their computer was infected. I went to a site that offered Open Office some months ago. It looked like an official site, but the download attempted to install a lot of unwanted stuff. (my antivirus program and superantispyware went crazy trying to stop the infections) I ended up having to do a system restore to a couple of days earlier to solve the issue. Only go to Apache Open Office at http://www.openoffice.org/ to get this program. Never install from a cd purchased from ebay as many of them as well as alternative sites are filled with malware. Neil Dear Neil I agree 100%. For Open Office go straight to http://www.openoffice.org/ and nowhere else, no wmatter whether some site promises to be a faster and nearer mirror. If you use Libre Office, the real home is at http://www.libreoffice.org/download/ For Spybot-Search&Destroy, their home is still at http://www.safer-networking.org/dl/ Re that Snap-do virus, do NOT go to SpyHunter or fixbrowsers.com, even though the bozos at Ask.com have it top listed. Obviously, they don't have a clucking fue. That SpyHunter is probably the worst piece of monkey-crap I have come across in a very long time. If you tried even a bit of it, you need to do a sytem-restore. Or try to. To get rid of Snap-do or Snap.do, the best answer is at Techsupportall.com Even though the Engrisch there is not ready for opera, the technical advice is excellent. By the way, where he mentions google.com for Home site, take that as a quick example. It you have your local TV station or the Humor Letter as your normal HOME site, put that URL in there. He used google.com just as a quick example, to avoid having to type this much. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morning edition of the newspaper, "This man," he announced, "called in SICK yesterday!" There on the sports page, was a photo of the supposedly ill employee, who had just won a local golf tournament with an excellent score. The silence in the room was broken by a union negotiator. "Wow," he said. "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"
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An American couple was driving in Canada and got lost. Finally, they drove into a city. They saw a gentleman on the sidewalk, so the husband pulled the car up to the curb. His wife rolled down her window and asked, "Excuse me, sir, we're lost. Can you please tell us where we are?" The gentleman on the street replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan." The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said, "We really are lost. They don't even speak English here."

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Today, Oct 29, in
1618 Sir Walter Raleigh was beheaded under a sentence that 
 had been brought against him 15 years earlier for conspiracy 
 against King James I.
1652 The Massachusetts Bay Colony proclaimed itself to be 
 an independent commonwealth.
1682 William Penn landed at what is now Chester, PA. He was 
 the founder of Pennsylvania.
1863 The International Committee of the Red Cross was founded.
1901 Leon Czolgosz, the assassin of U.S. President McKinley, 
 was electrocuted.
1923 Turkey formally became a republic after the dissolution 
 of the Ottoman Empire. The first president was Mustafa Kemal, 
 later known as Kemal Ataturk.
1929 America's Great Depression began with the crash of the 
 Wall Street stock market.
1940 The first peacetime military draft began in the U.S. in
 anticipation of WWII.
1945 The first ballpoint pens to be made commercially went 
 on sale at Gimbels Department Store in New York at the price 
 of $12.50 each.
1956 Israel invaded Egypt's Sinai Peninsula during the Suez 
 Canal Crisis.
1959 General Mills became the first corporation to use 
 close-circuit television.
1960 Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay) won his first professional 
 fight.
1969 The U.S. Supreme Court ordered an immediate end to 
 all school segregation.
1973 O.J. Simpson, of the Buffalo Bills, set two NFL records. 
 He carried the ball 39 times and he ran 157 yards putting 
 him over 1,000 yards at the seventh game of the season.
1974 U.S. President Gerald Ford signed a new law forbidding 
 discrimination in credit applications on the basis of sex 
 or marital status
1990 The U.N. Security Council voted to hold Saddam Hussein's 
 regime liable for human rights abuses and war damages 
 during its occupation of Kuwait.
1991 The U.S. Galileo spacecraft became the first to visit 
 an asteroid (Gaspra).
1991 Trade sanctions were imposed on Haiti by the U.S. to 
 pressure the new leaders to restore the ousted President 
 Jean-Bertrand Aristide to power.
1992 Depo Provera, a contraceptive, was approved by the 
 Food and Drug Administration.
1998 The space shuttle Discovery blasted off with John Glenn 
 on board. Glenn was 77 years old. In 1962 he became the first 
 American to orbit the Earth.
1998 The oldest known copy of Archimedes' work sold for 
 $2 million at a New York auction.
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