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Good Morning,  !

Today is Wednesday, November 13.

Wednesday I have to go for eye injections.
There won't be any sending of newsletters for the
Thursday, Friday and Saturday issues.


Blizzard today. The snow seems to be here for good.
Reminds me of the Yukon. When it snowed there in October, 
during the cold cycle it stayed until mid April, during
the warm cycle it partially melted a couple of times in
November and March. 

Now we are in the cold cycle, and it would be snowblowing 
season in the Yukon. Somehow I don't really miss that.

I had homesteaded a place a mile above the Alaska Highway,
and built my own road to up there. I cut it into a sidehill.
The grouse loved that! They used their wings to blow the
snow off parts of the bank, and then picked the dirt from
below grapefruit to head size rocks, until they tumbled down
onto the road, so that they could get at the dry gravel behind
the rocks. 

I realize, they needed the dry gravel to grind the frozen
grains from grasses, but my 8' snow blower did not like big 
rocks hiding in the snow. Whenever it encountered one,
CRACKKKKK!!!!, and something was broken.

Sure, I designed my snow blowers, so that rocks like that 
broke reasonably easy to get at shear pins, but at -40 and
wind, even "easy to get at" shear pins are a real nuisance.
Especially at night.

Sunday snowblowing was not as bad, especially if the sun 
was out. Imagine a bearded hippy all bundled up on a Kubota
4x4 tractor with a big snowblower mounted in front instead 
of a bucket, and a huge 50 foot rooster tail of snow from
the blower sparkling in the sun.

However, the excitement of living in the bush wore rather 
thin after thirty years. Sometimes I miss it, but usually
I am quite content to live a few thousand miles further 
South. 

Have FUN!
DearWebby


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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lawrence Gillim, 59, Indianapolis, Indiana Jailed After Beating Woman While Driving Drunk, Crashing Car, Leaving Injured Woman Behind Reported by The Weekly Vice Lawrence Gillim, a 59-year-old Indiana man, has been jailed after he beat a woman while driving drunk, crashed the car and then fled while leaving the injured woman behind. According to the Johnson County Sheriff's Office, Gillim was driving drunk as he beat a woman sitting in the passenger seat of his car. Although the woman begged to be let out of the car, Gillim continued to beat her while driving at a high rate of speed. Investigators say Gillim then crashed his vehicle into two cars that were parked near the Atterbury Fish and Wildlife Area. Witnesses at the scene watched as the female passenger emerged from the vehicle and then collapsed. When Gillim exited the vehicle and saw bystanders calling 911, he fled the scene into a nearby wooded area leaving the injured woman behind. The woman was rushed to Johnson Memorial Hospital where she was treated for injuries mostly received during the beating she endured from Gillim. Deputies located Gilliam after following him into the woods with a dog, who promptly took a chunk out of him. He was then transported to a local hospital where he was treated for a bite wound received from the dog during the chase. He was then booked into the Johnson County Jail and charged with driving while intoxicated, operating a vehicle while intoxicated causing endangerment, operating while intoxicated causing injury, domestic battery, leaving the scene of an accident causing injury, resisting law enforcement, criminal confinement, criminal recklessness with a vehicle and annoying a police dog. Tech Support Pits From: Oscar Re: Corel versus Open Office Dear Webby, You seemed to be a fan of Open Office and Office Libre, and even PC-World recommends it. Why the switch to Corel Office? Oscar Dear Oscar I have had Word Perfect and Quattro since the 80's, when mail was counted by how many were printed per shift, not by how cutesy the quotes were or how pretty a letter looked. Today talking speed stenos and 100+ words per minute typists are as rare as unicorns or virgins, but some of us still like programs, that can handle that kind of speed and performance. Calc in Open Office is a fairly good spreadsheet, and will handle just about any home project and many small office projects. However Martha was not asking for a free spreadsheet, she asked for which version of Corel would be able to handle her project. Most likely she is working on something big, that needs the power of Quattro. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Folding Sheets for Easier Bed Making Try this way of folding a queen size top sheet so that it can be laid by the top of the bed and unfolded to end up exactly where it should be on the bed. When folding the sheet, fold it up (bottom folded up to the top), to the right, up, to the right, up, to the right, etc. until you get it folded into a square about a foot across with the last fold to the right. When you put the folded sheet on the bed, unfold the first fold to the left and place the sheet at the top right side of the bed. Let it hang down about 15 inches over the side of the bed and keep unfolding it down, to the left, down, to the left, and down, etc., until it is completely unfolded. (They probably do this in hospitals, with twin-size hospital beds.) However, with a queen size bed it can be somewhat more difficult to do alone. With two people putting a sheet on a queen bed there would be no running to the other side of the bed to straighten it as it folds out to the full width of the bed. But if you are doing it yourself, you probably will need to at least once even with this method. I don't bother to fold the bottom (fitted) sheet, but just roll it up as it is easy to put on and the wrinkles stretch out once it is on the bed. By Judy S. from ND Amazing! And all these years I have just taken the sheets off the line and folded them lentgthwise twise, then on that narrow pack fold the thirds in from both sides. For making the bed, I drop it onto the bed, unfold the "ears", grab the edge of the sheet as far apart as my arms will reach, lift and whip the sheet. It will unfold, trap air underneath and smoothly settle onto the bed. Done. My challenge has always been the fitted sheet until I got a Mark-All and marked NE, SE, SW, and NW onto the corners on the downward parts. Now even an untamed bachelor like me can dress a bed in a hurry. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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A man left for a vacation in Florida. His wife, on a business trip and was planning to meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

Surf's Up

Today, Nov 13, in
1775 During the American Revolution, U.S. forces captured 
 Montreal.
1789 Benjamin Franklin wrote a letter to a friend in which 
 he said, "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, 
 except death and taxes."
1805 Johann George Lehner, a Viennese butcher, invented a 
 recipe and called it the "frankfurter." Also known as the 
 "Wiener"
1927 The Holland Tunnel opened to the public, providing access 
 between New York City and New Jersey beneath the Hudson River.
1933 In Austin, MN, the first sit-down labor strike in America 
 took place.
1942 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a measure 
 lowering the minimum draft age from 21 to 18.
1956 The U.S. Supreme Court struck down laws calling for racial 
 segregation on public buses.
1971 The U.S. spacecraft Mariner 9 became the first spacecraft 
 to orbit another planet, Mars.
1977 The comic strip "Li'l Abner" by Al Capp appeared in 
 newspapers for the last time.
1982 The Vietnam Veterans Memorial was dedicated in Washington
1986 U.S. President Ronald Reagan publicly acknowledged that 
 the U.S. had sent "defensive weapons and spare parts" to Iran. 
 He denied that the shipments were sent to free hostages, but 
 that they had been sent to improve relations.
1994 Sweden voted to join the European Union.
1997 Iraq expelled six U.N. arms inspectors that were 
 U.S. citizens.
1998 Monica Lewinsky signed a deal with St. Martin's Press 
 for the North American rights to her story about her affair 
 with U.S. President Bill Clinton.
2001 U.S. President George W. Bush signed an executive order 
 that would allow for military tribunals to try any foreigners 
 captured with connections to the terrorist attacks on the 
 United States on September 11, 2001. It was the first time 
 since World War II that a president had taken such action.
2009 NASA announced that water had been discoved on the moon. 
 The discovery came from the planned impact on the moon of the 
 Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS).
2013  smiled


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