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Today is Monday, November 25.

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>From Dr Bill
Gold Pants, Calif.

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Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. --- Jim Morrison (1943 - 1971) We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. --- Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960) "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else." --- Will Rogers
>From Dianne On Black Friday, a couple went Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she looked around to find her husband, who was nowhere to be seen. She became quite upset, because they had a lot of shopping to do. When not being able to find him, she became worried. So, she called him on her cell phone and asked him where he was. In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went to about five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife became choked up and started to cry, then said, "Oh, honey! Yes, I do remember that shop." He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub, next door to it."

>From Lillemor Wife texts husband on cold winter morning: Windows frozen, won't open. Husband texts back: Gently pour some lukewarm water in small spray bottle and spray water on windows. Wife texts back 5 minutes later: Computer really screwed up now.
Click on the picture for the large version Airy, but maybe not hurricane proof.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Karie Lindgren, 36, Tarpon Springs, Floriduh Jailed For Running Over Duck Who Rejected Her Advances Reported by The Weekly Vice Karie Lindgren, a 36-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly killed a duck after the animal rejected her advances. According to police, Lindgren became angry when she tried to lure a duck towards her with a piece of candy, but the duck refused to come to her. Witnesses say Lindgren "stalked the duck" in an attempt to win the animal's favor, but the duck would have no part of her. That's when she allegedly got into a car, drove across a lawn at a high rate of speed, and struck the animal with her vehicle. Officers who arrived on the scene found the dead duck laying in a driveway. Lindgren was booked into the Pinellas County Jail and charged with animal cruelty. She was released after posting $5,000 bail. Tech Support Pits From: Rose Re: Windows7 keeps updating Dear Webby: My Windows 7 has learned a new trick. When I shut it off, the screen informs me that it's installing one update. This happens every time I close down the computer. I've changed the Settings to "Inform Me Before Installing" but it ignores that. Help? Love, Rose Dear Rose Your settings will apply to future updates. It is still trying to finish one from before. Just let it finish, unless it is this Tuesday's. Some updates seem to take forever to finish, and are also very time consuming on the next start-up. That is normal for Windows 7 now. If you want fast and unobtrusive updates, then you will have to go to Linux. I can do updates and installs on a Linux server while a few throusand people are browsing sites on it, and none of them will notice it. If I have to reboot, it will appear to the visitors as if their connection had a momentary hick-up. Windows has an awfully long way to go to catch up to Linux! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Newspaper For Shipping Use newspaper to wrap gifts! It's especially nice when you ship to another state and you can read what's going on in that area. It saves money on the fancy wrappings. By Debbie Once upon a time, long, long ago, in the days when I still read newspapers, I used to save the Weekend Funnies for just that purpose. Funnies are never "Old News". People loved them! Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian cookies. With all his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked hard with a wooden spoon by his wife. "GET OUT A HERE!" she shouted, "THEY'RE FORA DA FUNERAL!"
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A second grader arrived home after school and shocked his mother by announcing, "Today we learned how to make babies." Risking further embarrassment, the mother ask for details on how to make babies." "It's simple, the boy replied, "Just drop the'y' and add 'ies."

Mt Etna being an Ash Hole and belching more Ash and gases

Today, Nov 25, in
1715 Sybilla Thomas Masters became the first American to 
 be granted an English patent for cleaning and curing 
 Indian corn.
1758 During the French and Indian War, the British 
 captured Fort Duquesne at what is now known as Pittsburgh.
1783 During the Revolutionary War, the British evacuated 
 New York. New York was their last military position in 
 the U.S.
1837 William Crompton patented the silk power loom.
1850 Texas relinquished one-third of its territory in 
 exchange for $10 million from the U.S. to pay its public 
 debts and settle border disputes.
1867 Alfred Nobel patented dynamite.
1884 J.B. Meyenberg received the patent for evaporated milk.
1920 The first play-by-play broadcast of a football game 
 was aired in College Station, TX. The game was between 
 the University of Texas and Texas A&M.
1936 The Anti-Comintern Pact, an agreement between Japan 
 and Germany, was signed.
1955 In the U.S., the Interstate Commerce Commission banned 
 racial segregation on interstate trains and buses.
1957 U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower suffered a stroke.
1970 Japanese author Yukio Mishima committed ritual suicide 
 after giving a speech attacking Japan's post-war constitution.
1973 Greek President George Papadapoulos was ousted in 
 military coup.
1976 O.J. Simpson (Buffalo Bills) ran for 273 yards 
 against the Detroit Lions.
1983 Mediators from Syria and Saudi Arabia announced 
 a cease-fire in the PLO civil war in Tripoli, Lebanon.
1986 U.S. President Reagan and Attorney Gen. Edwin Meese 
 revealed that profits from secret arms sales to Iran had 
 been diverted to rebels in Nicaragua. National Security 
 Advisor John Poindexter resigned and Oliver North was fired.
1992 The Czech parliament voted to split the country into 
 separate Czech and Slovak republics beginning 1993.
1998 Britain's highest court ruled that former Chilean 
 dictator Augusto Pinochet, whose extradition was being 
 sought by Spain, could not claim immunity from prosecution 
 for the crimes he was accused of having committed during 
 his rule.
1998 The IMF (International Monetary Fund) approved a 
 $5.5 billion bailout for Pakistan. 

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