How to export Favorites 



Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, November 27.

Today's Internationsl Bonehead Award goes to a
drunk "mother" for Delivering Deadly Drunken 
Breastfeed To Infant Daughter. 
Details at International Bonehead Awards

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>From Bill and Flo
Dildo, Newfoundland

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A little boy came home from Sunday School with a big candy bar. His mother asked him where he got it. "I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said. "That dollar was for Sunday School," she scolded him. "I know, Mom, he replied, "but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!"

Thanks to Lisa for this story: I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard security questions. "Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?" he asked. I told him that my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her son. He looked at me very carefully and asked: "Does she like you?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Yadina Morales, 22, Hagerstown, MD Jailed for Delivering Deadly Drunken Breastfeed To Infant Daughter Reported by the Weekly Vice Yadina Morales, a 22-year-old Maryland woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly smothered her baby daughter to death while attempting to breast feed the child while heavily intoxicated. According to the Washington County Sheriff's Office, deputies were dispatched to a Hagerstown residence at around 7 a.m. when Morales woke up to find her 2-month-old baby unresponsive. Investigators say Morales was "highly intoxicated" when she fell asleep while breast feeding her baby. She woke up a few hours later to find the child underneath her and unresponsive. First responders rushed the little girl to Meritus Medical Center where she was pronounced dead. Morales was also taken to MMC where she was evaluated before her arrest. Morales was booked into jail and charged with manslaughter, second-degree child abuse and reckless endangerment. Last year, a man that Morales identified as her boyfriend, was charged with child abuse after Morales' 2-year-old daughter arrived at the emergency room with fractured ribs and other injuries. The suspect ultimately pleaded guilty to a lesser charge. Tech Support Pits From: Kay Re: How do I export favorites Dear Webby I have done this before, but I have forgotten the steps. I just want to save my favorites, so they won't be lost in case of a computer crash. Thank you so much for all of your help. Kay Dear Kay That used to be ALT FINE, but in their hysterical efforts to make things less user friendly, Microsoft blocked that method. I have not used IE for many years and had to do a bunch of experimenting. The Information at microsoft is not up to date yet, and does not help with the current IE. Well, they can look it up here. Near the right top you see a little house, a star and a gear. Hit the star. A button appears with "Add to Favorites" and a little pull-down arrow. Ignore the button and pull down the arrow. In the pull-down you see "Import and Export" Go into Export and select your choices. That is it with the current IE. Older versions are different and the December version will probably be different again. With FireFox it is still the same: CTRL SHIFT B to open the Bookmarks files ALT i to open the Import - Export E to export As long as you remember CTRL SHIFT B for Bookmarks, the rest are obvious and easy choices. Then you can save them as an HTML file that you can import again, or even upload for others to use. Have FUN! DearWebby
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I read a story about private pilots getting busted by the FAA and Secret Service in 2001 for straying into restricted air space -- mostly around President Bush's ranch in Texas. The trouble was, aviation charts aren't updated to include the restricted area and the Secret Service keeps changing the rules. One week it's a 30 mile circle, the next is a 20 mile radius. Right after September 11 a pilot in his 70s who lives near the President's place in Crawford thought it was ok to start flying again. He hopped in his plane and took off. That promptly set off alarms at the nearby Waco control tower, who dispatched F-16s to bring the man down. He was then escorted to Waco for questioning. After questioning the man and determining he was not a threat to the President, the Secret Service gave him a ride home. When they pulled up into the yard, the man's wife came charging out of the house, wiping her hands on her apron and screaming at the man. "You DUMBASS! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO FLYING!" The man turned to the agents and said, "Can I go back to Waco with y'all?"

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Today, Nov 27, in
1684 Japan's shogun Yoshimune Tokugawa was born.
1701 Anders Celsius was born in Sweden. He was the inventor 
of the Celsius thermometer.
1889 Curtis P. Brady was issued the first permit to drive 
 an automobile through Central Park in New York City.
1970 Pope Paul VI, visiting the Philippines, was attacked 
 at the Manila airport by a Bolivian painter disguised as 
 a priest.
1973 The U.S. Senate voted to confirm Gerald R. Ford as 
 vice president after the resignation of Spiro T. Agnew.
1978 San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and City Supervisor 
 Harvey Milk, a gay-rights activist, were shot to death 
 inside City Hall by Dan White, a former supervisor.
1985 The British House of Commons approved the Anglo-Irish 
 accord giving Dublin a consulting role in the governing 
 of British-ruled Northern Ireland.
1989 107 people were killed when a bomb destroyed a 
 Colombian jetliner minutes after the plane had taken off 
 from Bogota's international airport. Police blamed the 
 incident on drug traffickers.
1992 In Venezuela, rebel forces tried but failed to overthrow 
 President Carlos Andres Perez for the second time in 
 ten months. 


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