Where is that picture from? 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, November 28.
If you are in the US, 
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
Thank you for being you!

Today's Internationsl Bonehead Award goes to a
drunk "mother" trowing Infant Daughter at cop
and resisting arrest after drunk car accident. 
Details at International Bonehead Awards

>From James
Subject: Town names. 
Dear Webby
 Here are a few more names to add 
Monkey's Eyebrow,AZ
Hot Coffee,MS
  I hope you have a very Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanks, James!

Have FUN!

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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. --- Frank Dane Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. --- Robert Frost (1874 - 1963) Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new. --- Henry David Thoreau
Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola. From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its number. Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its stationery. The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and just because a customer was getting someone else's calls 24 hours a day didn't make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands. At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for a room for the following Tuesday. Leola said, "No problem. How many nights?" A few hours later Dallas checked in. A secretary wanted a suite with two bedrooms for a week. Emboldened, Leola said the Presidential Suite on the 10th floor was available for $600 a night. The secretary said that she would take it and asked if the hotel wanted a deposit. "No, that won't be necessary," Leola said. "We trust you." The next day was a busy one for Leola. In the morning, she booked an electric appliance manufacturers' convention for Memorial Day weekend, a college prom and a reunion of the 82nd Airborne veterans from World War II. She turned on her answering machine during lunchtime so that she could watch a famous trial, but her biggest challenge came in the afternoon when a mother called to book the ballroom for her daughter's wedding in June. Leola assured the woman that it would be no problem and asked if she would be providing the flowers or did she want the hotel to take care of it. The mother said that she would prefer the hotel to handle the floral arrangements. Then the question of valet parking came up. Once again Leola was helpful. "There's no charge for valet parking, but we always recommend that the client tips the drivers." Within a few months, the Ribrock Plaza Motel was a disaster area. People kept showing up for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and Sweet Sixteen parties and were all told there were no such events. Leola had her final revenge when she read in the local paper that the motel might go bankrupt. Her phone rang, and an executive from Marriott said, "We're prepared to offer you $2 Million for the motel." Leola replied. "We'll take it, but only if you change the telephone number."

During an annual psychiatrists convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," Kathryn says, "but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we're all professionals, why don't we hear each other out right now?" They agree that this is a good idea. Robert, the first psychiartrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I overbill patients as often as I can." The second, Kane, admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me." The third psychiatrist, Kathryn says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tamika Williams, 28, Orlando, Floriduh Crashed Car, Threw Baby, Punched Officer A Florida woman involved in a car crash last week is accused of throwing her 2-year-old daughter at a cop and punching a different cop in the head. Tamika Williams, 28, hit a tree, rolled over and crashed into a fence in her SUV at around 11:55 p.m. Friday, according to a police report obtained by the Orlando Sentinel. The Orlando woman allegedly tried to flee the scene with her toddler in tow. When police tried to stop her, she threw the girl at an officer, "forcing me to catch the baby," he wrote in a report. He didn't fumble the pass. Next, she allegedly punched another officer in the head, then kept hitting her until the other officer used a stun gun on her. Williams is charged with child neglect, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, and leaving the scene of an accident. She's not the first mom to be accused of throwing a baby. In April, a Connecticut bus passenger was allegedly caught on camera tossing her child to the side before attacking a fellow passenger she claimed "disrespected her in front of her baby." Tech Support Pits From: Patricia Re: Where is that picture from? Dear webby, I am so glad that you got home safely from your appointment with eye doctor. Also happy that others contributed to your letter and kept it going. Can you tell me where the gorgeous picture in Today's Newsletter is? We are having cold rain here in Alabama. Snow usually stays North of here. Keep well and have nice Holidays. Patricia Dear KayDear Patricia When you click on the picture, then you get the big version: http://webby.com/humor/i/Tallulah-Gorge ... The name of the picture, if you save it to your computer, is Tallulah-Gorge-Georgia-L.jpg The name tells you that it is the Tallulah Gorge in Georgia and that it is the Large version. By going after the same name, but without the L, you get the small version, that is more convenient to put into your own emails: http://webby.com/humor/i/Tallulah-Gorge ... Sometimes I don't know the name of the location, but when I do, I put it into the file name. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and road-worthy again, but had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his dad, "I need to borrow two hundred dollars." At the other end, his father says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line." The boy shouts, "Two hundred. I need two hundred dollars!" "Sorry, I still can't hear you clearly," says his father. The operator cuts in, "Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly." The father says, "Oh, good. Then YOU can send him some money!" Click
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You Know You're a Redneck When 1.---The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2.---You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3.---You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4.---You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different night. 5.---Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people." 6.---You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 7.---Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, Yall watch this." 8.---You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 9.---Your junior prom had a daycare. 10.---Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 11.---You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines." 12.---You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 13.---The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. 14.---You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 15.---One of your kids was born on a pool table. 16.---You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 17.---You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 18.---You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk. 19.---Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 20.---Your front porch collapses and kills more than one dog.

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Today, Nov 28, in
1520 - Portuguese navigator Ferdinand Magellan reached the 
 Pacific Ocean after passing through the South American 
 strait. The strait was named after him. He was the first 
 European to sail the Pacific from the east.
1582 - William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway were married.
1919 - American-born Lady Astor was elected the first female 
 member of the British Parliament.
1922 - Capt. Cyril Turner of the Royal Air Force gave the 
 first public exhibition of skywriting. He spelled out, 
 "Hello USA. Call Vanderbilt 7200" over New York's Times 
1934 - The U.S. bank robber George "Baby Face" Nelson was 
 killed by FBI agents near Barrington, IL.
1942 - 491 people died in a fire that destroyed the Coconut 
 Grove in Boston.
1943 - U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt, British Prime 
 Minister Winston Churchill and Soviet Leader Joseph Stalin 
 met in Tehran to map out strategy concerning World War II.
1963 - U.S. President Johnson announced that Cape Canaveral 
 would be renamed Cape Kennedy in honor of his assassinated 
 predecessor. The name was changed back to Cape Canaveral in 
 1973 by a vote of residents.
1964 - The U.S. launched the space probe Mariner IV from 
 Cape Kennedy on a course set for Mars.
1978 - The Iranian government banned religious marches.
1979 - An Air New Zealand DC-10 flying to the South Pole 
 crashed in Antarctica killing all 257 people aboard.
1983 - The space shuttle Columbia took off with the STS-9 
 Spacelab in its cargo bay.
1990 - Margaret Thatcher resigned as prime minister of Britain.
1992 - In King William's Town, South Africa, black militant 
 gunmen attacked a country club killing four people and 
 injuring 20.
1994 - Jeffrey Dahmer, a convicted serial killer, was clubbed 
 to death in a Wisconsin prison by a fellow inmate.
1994 - Norwegian voters rejected European Union membership.
1995 - U.S. President Clinton signed a $6 billion road bill 
 that ended the federal 55 mph speed limit.
2010 - WikiLeaks released to the public more than 250,000 U.S. 
 diplomatic cables. About 100,000 were marked "secret" or 

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