Why not large size thumb drives? 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, November 30.

Thanks, Dr Bill!

Today's Internationsl Bonehead Award goes to a
A bunch of perverts, who got caught trying to mess with
cops posing as under age kids.
Details at International Bonehead Awards

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"A philanthropist is someone who returns publicly what he stole privately" --- George Bernard Shaw
>From Dr Bill Here's a bit I found crumpled up under my bed; thought you might get a kick from it - maybe I got it from you in the first place - Yes, Dr Bill, I have indeed posted that before, but long enough ago, that I can post it again. 1. the Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The NY Times is read by people who think George Soros bought the right people to run the country. 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country, but really don't understand the Washington Post; they do, however, like their statistics in "Pie charts". 5. The LA Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country if they could spare the time, and they didn't have to leave LA to do it. And they aren't quite sure whether it is Coke or Weed that is illegal. 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job, thank you very much! 7. The NY Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care as long as they get a seat on the train. 8. The NY Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated and/or it's extramarital. 9. The SF Chronicle is read by peole who aren't sure there is a country...or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminest atheist gay dwarves, who also happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats. 10. The Miami Herald is read by people who run another country, but need the baseball scores. 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store. 12. The Huffington Post is read by people, who want to get the news that were censored by the US mainstream media.

Thanks to Martin for bringing back this classic: have a Labrador Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?) On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to need help as he roared with laughter staggering to the door and fresh air.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kristopher Gilbert, Titusville and Lorne Oland of Cocoa, both in Floriduh Jailed for soliciting minors online A substitute teacher from Titusville is among 28 individuals recently arrested by the Osceola County Sheriff's Office on various child sex charges. Kristopher Gilbert of Titusville, a substitute teacher in Brevard Public Schools, and Lorne Oland of Cocoa were arrested in the undercover sting. In the five-day operation, a collaboration between the sheriff’s office and the Central Florida Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, authorities posed as children or as the guardians of children online and on instant message programs. Gilbert was charged with attempted sexual battery, attempted lewd and lascivious battery, two counts of traveling to seduce a child for sex, two counts of use of a computer to solicit child and two counts of use of a computer to solicit a guardian. Oland was charged with attempted lewd and lascivious battery, traveling to seduce a child for sex and use of a computer to solicit child. Earlier this school year, Gilbert substituted at two Titusville elementary schools: Imperial Estates on Aug. 15, 16, 19 and 23, and Coquina on Sept. 5 and 13, according to Brevard Public Schools. Brevard Public Schools Spokeswoman Michelle Irwin said that Gilbert started substituting in April 2012. Information about schools he substituted at last school year is not immediately known. Gilbert has not substituted since mid-September. He was terminated upon his arrest, she said. “He’s no longer a substitute with us,” Irwin said. “We don’t want individuals with those kinds of tendencies in Brevard schools.” There were 26 others caught in the same sting operation, but I don't have mugshots of those, yet. Tech Support Pits From: Ava Re: Why not a 128 GB thumb drive? Dear Webby, Why are you against larger thumb drives? They are cheaper than hard drives, and almost as fast. Ava Dear Ava If you misplace an 8 GB thumb drive, it is probably not such a big problem as when you loose a 128 Gb drive, that has your entire business and live on it. Stick with smaller drives until you have a good routine for handling and storing thumb drives. They are getting smaller and easier to misplace or loose all the time. Unless you are in the habit of misplacing or losing your keys, get the type, that go onto your key ring. Another good alternative is the flexible bracelets, like they wear in banks. Get into the habit of always hanging them up behind a certain closet or cabinet door, whenever they are not in use. Since you can get them in many colors and shapes, dedicate different colors to different tasks, for example red for music, blue for accounting, green for movies, etc. Your accounting will easily fit onto a 1 or 2 GB stick, but for music and movies you might some day need a 16 GB. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Leftover Thanksgiving Meal Containers I buy the throw-away aluminum baking pans with lids to send leftovers home for my guests. Example: for my three children, I buy 2 pans for each family; one for the main meal leftovers and one for desserts. This eliminates searching through cabinets for margarine tubs, or plastic containers. These aluminum baking pans can be purchased at the local Dollar stores and come in various sizes. By WandaJo from Collierville, Tennessee Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Thanks to Glenis for this story: Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned to come home from the office before leaving. That afternoon he called to say the meeting had been canceled and on the spur of the moment we decided to spend a romantic, child-free night in a hotel. I quickly repacked his suitcase, replacing his belongings with two wine glasses, candlesticks and candles and some bubble bath. Then I dashed out to buy a bottle of wine. When I returned, the bag was gone. A note on the kitchen table read: "Sorry, hon, the conference is on after all. I'll call you when I get there."
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go fix them a couple drinks. As he's standing there he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, "What's this?" She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there." He turns beat red and says, "Gee, oh...I'm sorry...I..." She continues, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, dumb ass! Get in."

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Today, Nov 30, in
1016 English King Edmund II died.
1700 8,000 Swedish troops under King Charles XII defeated an 
 army of at least 50,000 Russians at the Battle of Narva. 
 King Charles XII died on this day.
1782 The United States and Britain signed preliminary peace 
 articles in Paris, ending the Revolutionary War.
1803 Spain completed the process of ceding Louisiana to France.
1838 Three days after the French occupation of Vera Cruz 
 Mexico declared war on France.
1853 During the Crimean War, the Russian fleet attacked and 
 destroyed the Turkish fleet at the battle of Sinope.
1875 A.J. Ehrichson patented the oat-crushing machine.
1897 Thomas Edison's own motion picture projector had its 
 first commercial exhibition.
1936 London's famed Crystal Palace was destroyed in a fire. 
 The structure had been constructed for the International 
 Exhibition of 1851.
1939 The Russo-Finnish War began when 20 divisions of Soviet 
 troops invaded Finland. Finland asked Germany for help, and
 kicked the Krauts out once they had chased the Russians back,
 and when it became obvious, that the Allies would win.
1949 Chinese Communists captured Chungking.
1954 In Sylacauga, AL, Elizabeth Hodges was injured when a 
 meteorite crashed through the roof of her house. The rock 
 weighed 8½-pounds.
1966 The former British colony of Barbados became independent.
1986 "Time" magazine published an interview with U.S. President 
 Reagan. In the article, Reagan described fired national security 
 staffer Oliver North as a "national hero."
1989 PLO leader Yasser Arafat was refused a visa to enter the 
 United States in order to address the U.N. General Assembly
 in New York City.
1993 U.S. President Clinton signed into law the Brady Bill. 
 The bill required a five-day waiting period for handgun 
 purchases and background checks of prospective buyers.
1998 The Deutsche Bank AG announced that it would acquire 
 Bankers Trust Corp. for $10.1 billion creating the world's 
 largest financial institution.

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