Comcast Connectivity problem 



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Today is Sunday, December 1.


Today's Internationsl Bonehead Award goes to 
Gusano's Pizzeria in Conway, Ark. and a breasstfeeding drunk

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Holding anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. --- The Buddha
>From Dianne A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?' The boy replied, 'What turkey?' The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.' The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!' The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?' The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

>From Nanarina OLE'S WISCONSIN FIRE INSURANCE A man and his wife moved back home to Wisconsin from Arizona . The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000.00 a year. When they arrived in Wisconsin, they went to Sven's Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. Sven looked it up on his computer and said to the couple, "$39.00." The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Wisconsin to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona. Sven turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well, here is it on the screen, direct from Ole's Wisconsin Fire Insurance Company; it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00". I always did find Wisconsin logic far superior to most others.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Gusano's Pizzeria in Conway, Ark. and Tasha Adams. Woman Fired After Calling Cops on Mom Drinking and Breastfeeding A server at Gusano's Pizzeria in Conway, Ark. says she was fired after calling the police on a woman drinking alcohol and breastfeeding her child at the same time. She's now demanding answers from her former employer. Jackie Conners said she watched Tasha Adams, 28, consume "drink after drink" last Wednesday and finally called the police. Conners told KARK 4, "Me being a mom, and just seeing something like that and seeing a baby that can't speak for itself having a parent do something like that is just unacceptable." Adams was arrested and charged with endangering the welfare of a minor and the 7-month-old child was released to family members. According to the Daily Mail, Adams believes the incident was "blown out of proportion" and wants people to know she's "really a normal person." Several days after the incident, Conners says she was fired for "taking the situation into her own hands." However, a manager at Gusano's said the call to police was "not the reason" she lost her job. Tech Support Pits From: Judy Re: Comcast connection problem Hi Webby I have problems with my internet service there are times when I try to open my Comcast E-Mail with Google it will set and spin a blue circle and not open and i get this popup message empty response and I will loose my internet connection for a period of time.My Mozzella and Internet Explorer will not open my Comcast e-mails I have contacted Comcast ,but they will not listen to my problem and they will not let me talk to a technical person. to find out what empty response is and why I loose my internet connetion. Can you help? Judy Dear Judy That is typical for long term contracts with Comcast. Sometimes you can get better service by writing to the newspaper, but usually that is a waste of time, since they are a huge national ISP. You can try calling their billing department and telling them that you are cancelling because of lack of acceptable service. Sometimes Billing will connect you to actual techs, but don't count on it. Check for a local ISP. In almost all instances they provide better service. They are aware of what is written about them in the local paper, and they know you can vitit them and swing a frying pan. The threat of you comming over and screeching a temper tantrum at them, terrifies them. Local Ma and Pa ISPs are in almost all instances more expensive than the Low-service national ISPS, but sometimes you can talk them into matching prices, or get fairly close. Keep in mind, that personal service DOES cost money, and needs to be paid for. It is usually worth it. Don't try switching to Verizon or Earthlink. Most likely they just sell the same low-service connection. Get a real local ISP, and talk to them. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The local Pastor was visiting the home of Sister Jones to comfort her after the recent loss of her husband. "Come in Pastor." Stated Sister Jones. "Have a seat on the sofa." Sitting on the sofa, the Pastor eyed a dish of peanuts setting on the coffee table. He took a few of the peanuts and began to eat them. After ten minutes he noticed that he had eaten nearly all the peanuts. "Why Sister Jones," said the Pastor, "It appears that I have eaten almost all your peanuts." "That's okay Pastor." replied Sister Jones. "Now that I have lost all my teeth I only get to suck the chocolate off!"
>From Wendy My mother and I were walking down the street when a man stopped us. "I'm taking a survey," he said. "Do you think there is too much sex in movies?" "I'm not sure," replied my mother. "Since Bob, my husband, stopped coming to the movies, I get too wrapped up in the film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing."

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Today, Nov 30, in
1835 Hans Christian Andersen published his first book of fairy 
 tales.
1913 Ford Motor Co. began using a new movable assembly line 
 that ushered in the era of mass production.
1913 The first drive-in automobile service station opened, 
 in Pittsburgh, PA.
1919 Lady Astor was sworn in as the first female member 
 of the British Parliament.
1925 The Locarno Pact finalized the treaties between World 
 War I protagonists.
1934 Sergei M. Kirov, a collaborator of Joseph Stalin, was 
 assassinated at the Leningrad party headquarters.
1941 In the U.S., the Civil Air Patrol was created. In April 
 1943 the Civil Air Patrol was placed under the jurisdiction 
 of the Army Air Forces.
1942 In the U.S., nationwide gasoline rationing went into effect.
1952 In Denmark, it was announced that the first successful 
 sex-change operation had been performed.
1955 Rosa Parks, a black seamstress in Montgomery, AL, refused 
 to give up her seat to a white man. Mrs. Parks was arrested 
 marking a milestone in the civil rights movement in the U.S.
1959 12 countries, including the U.S. and USSR, signed a treaty 
 that set aside Antarctica as a scientific preserve, which 
 would be free from military activity.
1965 An airlift of refugees from Cuba to the United States began.
1969 The U.S. government held its first draft lottery since 
 World War II.
1984 A remote-controlled Boeing 720 jetliner was deliberately 
 crashed into California's Mojave Desert to test an anti-flame 
 fuel additive. The test proved to be disappointing.
1989 Dissidents in the Philippine military launched an unsuccessful 
 coup against Corazon Aquino's government.
1989 East Germany's Parliament abolished the Communist Party's 
 constitutional guarantee of supremacy.
1990 Iraq accepted a U.S. offer to talk about resolving the 
 Persian Gulf crisis.
1990 British and French workers digging the Channel Tunnel 
 finally met under the English Channel.
1991 Ukrainians voted overwhelmingly for independence from 
 the Soviet Union.
1992 Russian President Boris Yeltsin survived an impeachment 
 attempt by hard-liners at the opening of the Russian Congress.
1994 The U.S. Senate gave final congressional approval to the 
 124-nation General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade.
1998 Exxon announced that it was buying Mobil for $73.7 billion 
 creating the largest company in the world to date. 


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