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Today is Saturday, December 7. is for sale. The sale of this domain name includes a quarter year hosting, and a basic site design. You have to gather the pictures yourself, though, and put some text together. The text can be in email or word processor or text file, or HTML, if you are already familiar with it. Once you have your own site, you can, of course edit and expand at any time. I will just make a headstart desgn for you, if you want that.
Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a bonehead, who shot a golfer, who broke a window on his house at the 16th hole of a golf course. Details at International Bonehead Awards
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. --- Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)
A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerised that she wouldn't budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was cleaned. At the end of the show, she exclaimed, "I know what I want to be when I grow up!" The mother envisioned her on the ice in another 15 years, starring in the Ice Capades. She was brought back to earth when she continued, "I want to be a Zamboni driver!"

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?" The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler." "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield." The general said, "Drive on!" The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker." The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!" The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jeff Fleming, 53, Reno, Nevada Jailed After Shooting Golfer After Errant Ball Breaks Window Nevada man accused of shooting a golfer who broke a window at his home with an errant ball has pleaded guilty to a felony charge. Jeff Fleming of Reno entered the plea to battery with a deadly weapon on Thursday in Washoe County District Court. He faces from probation to 10 years in prison and a $10,000 fine when he's sentenced Dec. 12. The golfer was unable to find his ball and was doing a drop shot on the 16th hole of the Lakeridge Golf Course when Fleming approached and fired a single shot at him with a shotgun, prosecutors said. The golfer was treated for minor injuries to an arm and both legs at a hospital. Deputy District Attorney Sean Neahusan said neighbors along the golf course were stunned as it's common for stray golf balls to hit their homes. "Live on a golf course and you got to expect your house to get hit every once in a while," he told The Associated Press. "This (shooting) is one of those stories that you just can't make it up." Fleming, 53, has expressed remorse and shock over his reaction to the broken window, Neahusan said, adding he apparently has no felony criminal record. In return for Fleming's guilty plea, prosecutors agreed to drop an assault with a deadly weapon charge and to go along with the Division of Parole and Probation's recommended sentence for him. Police said the golfer and his partner ran away after the shot was fired and it wasn't until they were safe that the golfer realized he had been hit. One or two shotgun pellets had to be removed from his body at the hospital. The area around the 16th hole was evacuated after the shooting. Fleming drove to his attorney's office, where he surrendered without incident. Tech Support Pits From: Dianne Re: Is Yahoo dead? Dear Webby, am I the only one having problems with ? I can't get usual link to open or anything else in there but when i do full route, I can get page but not open mail! Dianne Dear Dianne Since you only get your subscriptions at your Yahoo address once or twice a month, why do you bother? You do have good addresses on the side. I have no idea if Yahoo got any worse than usual. If there are some subscribers, who still use yahoo mail, please hit REPLY and tell me how it works for you. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Keeping Drawer Organizers in Place This is such a simple tip, that I don't know why I didn't use this before. Every time I opened the drawer with the knives, spoons, and forks in the tray or utensil organizer, that entire plastic organizer would shift back and forth. I finally stuck a piece of double sided sticky tape underneath it on the bottom side, and now there's no slipping of that utensil tray each time I open and shut it. By suz123 from Las Vegas, NV Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Showing his friend around his his home, Shayne started to point out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage. "The day before I die, I'd like to sell every piece we've got just to see how much it's all worth." "But you couldn't possibly know the day before you were going to die, so how could you sell it." "Simple: When I sell it, my wife will kill me!"
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Mrs. Smith was a hypochondriac. Dr. Jones was fed up with her constant complaints about non-existent illnesses, so he started palming her off with a mild sedative to keep her happy. One day she complained about chest pains and the doctor prescribed his usual treatment. This time however, the pain was real and Mrs. Smith died of a heart attack. On hearing of her death, Dr. Jones was so upset he died of shock. Mrs. Smith and Dr. Jones were buried next to each other in the cemetery. The next morning, Dr. Jones heard a tapping on his coffin, followed by a voice saying, "Dr. Jones, this is Mrs. Smith. Do you have anything for worms?"
A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew." "Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?" "Yes he did," the man replied. "And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?" "Yes he did," the man replied. "And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?" "Just once," the man replied. The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?" The man said, "I was looking for my father."

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Today, December 7, in
1431 In Paris, Henry VI of England was crowned King of France.
1787 Delaware became the first state to ratify the U.S. 
 constitution becoming the first of the United States.
1907 At London's National Sporting Club, Eugene Corri 
 became the first referee to officiate from inside a 
 boxing ring.
1925 Swimmer Johnny Weissmuller set a world record in the 
 150-yard freestyle with a time of 1 minute, 25 and 2/5 
 seconds. He went on to play "Tarzan" in several movies.
1926 The gas operated refrigerator was patented by The 
 Electrolux Servel Corporation.
1941 Pearl Harbor, located on the Hawaiian island of Oahu 
 was attacked by nearly 200 Japanese warplanes. The attack 
 resulted in the U.S. entering into World War II.
1946 A fire at the Winecoff Hotel in Atlanta killed 119 
 people. The hotel founder, W. Frank Winecoff, was also 
 killed in the fire.
1971 Libya announced the nationalization of British 
 Petroleum's assets. Britain never forgave Gadhafi for that.
1972 Apollo 17 was launched at Cape Canaveral. It was the 
 last U.S. moon mission.
1972 Imelda Marcos, wife of Philippine President Ferdinand 
 E. Marcos, was stabbed and seriously wounded by assailant. 
 The man was then shot and killed by her bodyguards.
1974 President Makarios returned to Cyprus after five 
 months in exile.
1987 43 people were killed when a gunman opened fire on a fellow 
 passenger and the two pilots aboard a Pacific Southwest 
 Airlines jetliner.
1988 An estimated 25,000 people were killed when a major 
 earthquake hit northern Armenia in the Soviet Union. The 
 quake measured 6.9 on the Richter Scale.
1988 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev announced the 
 reduction of the number of Soviet military troops by 
 half a million.
1989 East Germany's Communist Party agreed to cooperate 
 with the plan for free elections and a revised constitution.
1992 The U.S. Supreme Court rejected a Mississippi abortion 
 law which, required women to get counseling and then wait 
 24 hours before terminating their pregnancies.
1993 Energy Secretary Hazel O'Leary revealed that the U.S. 
 government had conducted more than 200 nuclear weapons tests 
 in secret at its Nevada test site.
1995 A probe sent from the Galileo spacecraft entered into 
 Jupiter's atmosphere. The probe sent back data to the 
 mothership before it was destroyed.
1998 U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno declined to seek an 
 independent counsel investigation of President Clinton over 
 1996 campaign financing.
2013  smiled.

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