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Today is Monday, December 9.




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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a a man who overslept in an airplane Details at International Bonehead Awards
Yesterday we were the coldest spot in North America with -44 degrees, not accounting for wind chill. That was just in the morning. Later in the day it warmed up considerably. I was at Home Depot today and since the lady near the entrance seemed rather bored, I told her I needed a screw. Without batting an eyelid she told me: "Isle 34, behind the carpets." There is no isle 34. I grinned and asked her how many people actually walked all the way down to the end at isle 30. She told me that almost all of the ones who asked apparently did, without doubting her advce. Since we were alredy smart-assing and not very serious at all, I asked her: "And what about after work?" She held out her left fist, showing a wedding ring, and told me: "Can't. I have a head-ache license and have to cook." "Awwwww! poor girl!" We parted laughing. I know, wood screws are in isle 11. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) To have striven, to have made the effort, to have been true to certain ideals - this alone is worth the struggle." --- William Penn
Bambi, an airhead in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross- examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once." "Whom did you marry?" demanded the lawyer. "Well, a woman," the humble witness replied. The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?" The witness replied, "MY mother did did."
Thanks to dad for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Original type Christmas Cactus, with a fire engine red hybrid below it.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Tom Wagner, Overslept on United Express plane A man who fell asleep flying from Louisiana woke up at his layover in Houston, inside a dark, empty and locked plane. Tom Wagner says that the United Express crew left him in the plane, even after he alerted authorities through his girlfriend, for more than 30 minutes, according to ABC News. The fiasco started on Friday when he fell asleep in a window seat near the back of the airplane. When everyone deplaned at the layover, nobody woke Wagner up. He woke up in a pitch-black and cold cabin, and the aircraft doors were locked. Luckily, his cell phone wasn't dead. "I called my girlfriend, and she thought I was crazy. I said, 'Debbie I'm locked on the plane,'" he told ABC. "I said, 'I'm telling you the truth. You better go somewhere and get me off this plane." Half an hour later, workers boarded the aircraft and rescued Wagner. He told KVEO that they wanted him to keep the incident quiet, and put him up in a nearby hotel and gave him a $250 flight voucher to make the ordeal go away. Tech Support Pits From: Pat Re: Yahoo Mail crashing Dear Webby: My Yahoo mail is getting shut down almost every time I use it by my I/E. I guess the only alternative is to download another browser like Foxfire, right? I would appreciate your advice on this one. I think a lot of people are having this problem. Could it be that Microsoft is trying to force us to give up the old version of I/E to use the new and flawed version of I/E? What a buncha commies! Pat Dear Pat Nah, that's just a routine Yahoo screw-up. There have not been any changes to IE. Try Google's gmail. That works. I also read that Yahoo mail works Ok on mobile devices, just not on desktop computers and laptops any more. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Acetone to Clean Whiteboard I tried all the other methods listed and none were satisfactory. I put some acetone on the white board and everything from sticky residue to caked-on ink came off immediately without streaking. I washed with soap and dried and it looks and works like new! By Keith B. Buy Acetone by the Gallon for less at Home Depot than a half pint at the craft stroe! HaveFUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
A man picked up is young son from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted that morning, he asked his son if he got a part in the play. With great enthusiasm, the boy said that he had and said, "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son," the dad said. "Keep up the good work and before you know it, they'll give you a speaking part."
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took baby Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
Little Johnny was laying about on a snow pile. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God. "God? Are you really there?" Johnny said out loud. To his astonishment a voice came from the clouds. "Yes, Johnny? What can I do for you?" Seizing the opportunity, Johnny asked, "God? What is a million years like to you?" Knowing that Johnny could not understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to which Johnny could relate, "A million years to me, Johnny, is like a minute." "Oh," said Johnny. "Well, then, what's a million dollars like to you?" "A million dollars to me, Johnny, is like a penny." "Wow!" remarked Johnny, getting an idea. "You're so generous...can I have one of your pennies?" God replied, "Sure thing, Johnny! Just a minute."

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Today, December 8, in
1594 Gustavus II of Sweden was born.
1783 The first executions at Newgate Prison took place.
1879 Thomas Edison organized the Edison Ore Milling Company.
1884 Levant M. Richardson received a patent for the 
 ball-bearing roller skate.
1917 Turkish troops surrendered Jerusalem to British troops 
 led by Viscount Allenby.
1940 During World War II, British troops opened their first 
 major offensive in North Africa.
1940 The Longines Watch Company signed for the first FM 
 radio advertising contract with experimental station 
 W2XOR in New York City.
1941 China declared war on Japan, Germany and Italy.
1955 Sugar Ray Robinson knocked out Carl Olson and 
 regained his world middleweight boxing title.
1958 In Indianapolis, IN, Robert H.W. Welch Jr. and 11 
 other men met to form the anti-Communist John Birch Society.
1960 Sperry Rand Corporation unveiled a new computer, 
 known as "Univac 1107."
1962 "Lawrence of Arabia," by David Lean had its world 
 premiere in London.
1975 U.S. President Gerald R. Ford signed a $2.3 billion 
 seasonal loan authorization to prevent New York City from 
 having to default.
1985 In Argentina, five former military junta members 
 received sentences in prison for their roles in the 
 "dirty war" in which nearly 9,000 people had "disappeared."
1987 West Bank Palestinians launched an intifada (uprising) 
 against Israeli occupation.
1990 Lech Walesa won Poland's first direct presidential 
 election in the country's history.
1990 Slobodan Milosovic was elected president in Serbia's 
 first free elections in 50 years.
1991 European Community leaders agreed to begin using 
 a single currency in 1999.
1992 Britain's Prince Charles and Princess Diana announced 
 their separation.
1993 The U.S. Air Force destroyed the first of 500 Minuteman II
 missile silos that were marked for elimination under an arms 
 control treaty.
1993 Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Endeavor completed 
 repairs to the Hubble Space Telescope.
1993 At Princeton University in New Jersey, scientists 
 produced a controlled fusion reaction equivalent to 
 3 million watts.
1994 U.S. President Clinton fired Surgeon General Joycelyn 
 Elders after learning that she had told a conference that 
 masturbation should be discussed in school as a part of 
 human sexuality.
2002 United Airlines filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after 
 losing $4 billion in the previos two years. It was the 
 sixth largest bankruptcy filing.
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