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Today is Wednesday, December 18. is for sale. The sale of this domain name includes a quarter year hosting, and a basic site design. You have to gather the pictures yourself, though, and put some text together. The text can be in email or word processor or text file, or HTML, if you are already familiar with it. Once you have your own site, you can, of course edit and expand at any time. I will just make a headstart desgn for you, if you want that. If you want to make money with this during THIS Christmas, then you better hurry!
Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a drunk who was jailed for slugging his mother, because he was too stupid to understand why there was no ornament with his name. Details at International Bonehead Awards
On my walk tonight I saw what looked like a UFO. No it was not the moon, if anything, it looked like the moon was reflecting off 2 fairly large surfaces on it. The two reflecting surfaces, or lights with a cool, moon like hue, were one above the other, with the lower one about half that vertical distance offset towards the north. Those reflections or lights did not move during the 15 minutes, that they were in my field of view during my walk. It did not surprise me, that the mystery lights were at the same direction as where I saw and photographed that alien laser a couple of months ago. Have FUN! DearWebby
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All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. --- Unknown I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. --- Henny Youngman
>From Donnie God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?' God said, 'Go down into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a valley?' God explained it to him. Then God said, 'Cross the river.' Adam said, 'What's a river?' God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill....' Adam said, 'What is a hill?' So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.' Adam said, 'What's a cave?' After God explained, He said, 'In the cave you will find a woman.' Adam said, 'What's a woman?' So God explained that to him too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.' Adam said, 'How do I do that?' God first said (under His breath), 'Geez.....' And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well. So, Adam goes down into the valley, Across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back. God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?' And Adam said: 'What's a headache?'
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Frederick II, the eighteenth-century king of Prussia, fancied himself an enlightened monarch, and in some respects he was. On one occasion he is supposed to have interested himself in conditions in the Berlin prison and was escorted through it so that he might speak to the prisoners. One after the other, the prisoners fell to their knees before him, bewailing their lot and, predictably, protesting their utter innocence of all charges that had been brought against them. Only one prisoner remained silent, and finally Frederick's curiosity was aroused. "You," he called. "You there." The prisoner looked up. "Yes, Your Majesty?" "Why are you here?" "Armed robbery, Your Majesty." "And are you guilty?" "Entirely guilty, Your Majesty. I deserve my punishment." At this Frederick rapped his cane sharply on the ground and said, "Warden, release this guilty wretch at once. I will not have him here in jail, where, by example, he will corrupt all the splendid innocent people who occupy it."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lewis, Atwood, 33, Casco, Michigan Jailed For Punching Mother In Face While Decorating Christmas Tree A Michigan man repeatedly punched his mother in the face while decorating the family Christmas tree after noticing that “there was an ornament with his brother’s name on it and that there were no ornaments with his name,” according to police. Cops responded to a home in Casco Township late Friday night after a 911 call was placed from the residence. While nobody was on the line, a dispatcher heard “yelling and screaming in the background and a woman screaming ‘You are hurting me,’” deputies reported. An investigation by the Allegan County Sheriff’s Office determined that Lewis Atwood, 33, slugged his mother Sandra, 58, in the face “four or five times” while trimming the Christmas tree with his girlfriend and brother. Police allege that the accused assailant was drunk and became incensed after discovering that only his younger sibling’s name appeared on an ornament. Sandra Atwood suffered a bloody nose, swollen eye, and swollen lip during the attack by her son, who had “minor injuries to his knuckles and hands that would be consistent with this type of assault,” deputies reported. Atwood, pictured above, was arrested for domestic violence and booked into the county jail, where he is locked up in lieu of $5000 bond. ------------ I hope Santa or anybody else is not going to bail him out! Tech Support Pits From: Ev Re: Newsletter in spam folder Dear Webby's Humor Letter - Daily Newsletter Hi---I think I am subscribed to your "Webby" newsletter and = humor......However, the copy you sent ended up in my Spam section and I jsut discovered it...Can you find a way to bypass the Spam problem for me....I would enjoy the newsleter.. Ev Dear Ev All I do is write and send the Humor Letter out to you. Once it has entered the server, there is nothing more that I can do about it. How you set your spam controls, that is entirely up to you. If you want, you can contact Peoplepc support and get them to help you correct your spam control settings. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Reuse Produce Bags for Food Storage The clear fruit and veggie bags that I get at the grocery store (the ones in the fresh produce section that are on a roll) make excellent freezer bags. Because they're thin, I double them up. And because they're usually too long for my need, I simply tie a knot where I need it and snip off the remaining tail. Source: Living on a tight budget. By Mlina from Amherstburg, ON Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
An Irishman walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, Murph, seems you're in a really good mood tonight, hm?" Murphy says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round. Monday evening arrives. Murphy comes back into the bar and says "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!" Murphy looks at the bartender with a wondrous look on his face, pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket, and says "You mean they'll PAY me on top of it?"
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It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much anymore." I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered. "Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have a delivery for her." The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. "Mom!" she shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!"
Cajun math A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue. Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home.

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Today, December 18, in
1787 New Jersey became the third state to ratify the U.S. 
1862 The first orthopedic hospital was organized in New 
 York City. It was called the Hospital for Ruptured and 
1865 Slavery was abolished in the United States with the 
 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution being ratified.
1898 A new automobile speed record was set at 39 mph (63 km/h).
1903 The Panama Canal Zone was acquired 'in perpetuity' by 
 the U.S. for an annual rent.
1912 The discovery of the Piltdown Man in East Sussex was 
 announced. It was proved to be a hoax in 1953.
1916 During World War I, after 10 months of fighting the 
 French defeated the Germans in the Battle of Verdun.
1950 NATO foreign ministers approved plans to defend Western 
 Europe, including the use of nuclear weapons, if necessary.
1956 Japan was admitted to the United Nations.
1957 The Shippingport Atomic Power Station in Pennsylvania 
 went online. It was the first nuclear facility to generate 
 electricity in the United States. It was taken out of 
 service in 1982.
1965 Kenneth LeBel jumped 17 barrels on ice skates.
1969 Britain's Parliament abolished the death penalty for 
1970 Divorce became legal in Italy.
1972 The United States began the heaviest bombing of 
 North Vietnam during the Vietnam War. The attack ended 
 12 days later.
1973 The IRA launched its Christmas bombing campaign in 
1979 The sound barrier was broken on land for the first time 
 by Stanley Barrett when he drove at 739.6 mph.
1983 Wayne Gretzky (Edmonton Oilers) scored his 100th point 
 in the 34th game of the season.
1996 Despite a U.N. truce, factional fighting in the Somali 
 capital of Mogadishu, broke out in which at least 300 fighters 
 and civilians were killed.
1998 The U.S. House of Representatives began the debate on the 
 four articles of impeachment concerning U.S. President Bill 
 Clinton. It was only the second time in U.S. history that 
 process had begun.
1998 Russia recalled its U.S. ambassador in protest of the 
 U.S. attacks on Iraq.
1998 South Carolina proceeded with the U.S.' 500th execution 
 since capital punishment was restored.
2001 A fire damaged New York City's St. John Cathedral. The 
 cathedral is the largest in the United States.
2009 General Motors announced that it would shut down its 
 Saab brand.
2009 A Paris court ruled that Google was breaking French law 
 with its policy of digitizing books and fined the company 
 a $14,300-a-day fine until it rids its search engine of the 
 literary extracts.
2009 James Cameron's movie "Avatar" was released in the United 
 States. On January 26, the movie became the highest-grossing 
 film worldwide. 
2013  smiled.

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