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Today is Tuesday, December 24.

What's the Heirloom Christmas Book about?

It is a BIG e-book with all the stories, that your great
grandmother recited or read to your grandmother, when she
was a kid. I want these stories preserved.

You may know what it is about, when somebody mentions
"bittersweet love like in 'The Gift Of The Magi',"
but with today's education, your kids or even their teachers,
probably don't know. So I collected these classics and put
them all together into one e-book.

This book of Christmas Stories is a cultural treasure, that should
be passed on to our descendants. Since it is in e-book format,
you can put it onto a CD for each kid, and fill the rest of the
CD with family pictures and other keepsakes,
making it a true heirloom.

I have produced a smaller version last year. This final
edition has more stories and illustrations, but I kept the
price down to the same $10.

The Heirloom Christmas Book also makes a nice
Christmas gift!

Click on the
book cover
to get your copy

or click on Heirloom Christmas Book

You can download it and give the file as a gift!

Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Floriduh Escort and her robber / killer accomplices Details at International Bonehead Awards
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Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. --- Clifton Fadiman (1904 - 1999) Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content. --- Louis L'Amour (1908 - 1988)
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu." Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang..... "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year !
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An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast. "Can I climb stairs now?" asked the little old lady. "Yes," he replied. "Thank goodness!" she said. "I'm sick and tired of shinnying up and down that stupid drainpipe!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Koral ben Shimon, Ilmart Christophe, Jefty Joseph in Greenacres, Floriduh Jailed for robbery, kidnapping, murder A 31-year-old Coconut Creek man was kidnapped, robbed and killed after meeting up with a woman who advertised herself as an escort on, deputies say. Koral Ben Shimon, 20, who wrote on the website that she was "looking to have an amazing time," admitted setting Gustavo Cabral up to be robbed by two armed men, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office arrest report. He ended up shot in the head in the garage of an abandoned Lake Worth house, though it's not clear who pulled the trigger. Ben Shimon, of Greenacres, was arrested Wednesday, joining alleged accomplices Ilmart Christophe and Jefty Joseph, who are already in jail in connection with the Dec. 1 murder. All are charged with homicide. The two men, both 20 and from Lake Worth, have each blamed the other for the shooting, their arrest reports said. Ben Shimon told investigators she didn't know Christophe and Joseph planned to kill Cabral and wasn't there when he was shot. She just set Cabral up. Cabral was forced to increase his credit card credit limit and then withdraw the maximum at various banks the trio drove him to prior to driving him to the garage, where they killed him with five shots to the head. Tech Support Pits From: Sharon Re: Shading Camera LCD Dear Webby, I just read this letter. Thanks so much for the fun. Reading your tip on digital flash brought up a question I have had for some time now. I find it difficult to see what I am trying to take when taking pics in the sunlight, before actually taking the pic. I usually have the sun at my back. Do you have any suggestions on how I can cut the glare on the LCD screen? Thanks for the letter & help section. Merry Christmas to a good friend. Sharon Dear Sharon Nothing new about that. Look at a drawing or picture of a photographer from 200 years ago. You will see them wear a stylish Count Dracula cape, but made from lightweight, cool black or navy satin. You just flip that forward over your head, and the camera is in the shade. Sure, you can do the same with a skirt if you don't mind some extra exposure. A large sombrero can also be helpful, and I have seen funnels made from stiff leather, but they are very cumbersome and awkward. You can make a cape from an old satin sheet or fake silk scarves, and I have seen some that were white or pearl on the outside and lined with black on the inside. A cape made from parachute rayon "silk" folds small enough to fit into a shirt pocket. Just don't lend your cape to another photographer. You'll never get it back. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Work in a Soup Kitchen on Christmas Working in a Soup Kitchen for the homeless on Christmas would show our kids what giving really is. I am planning on doing this with my family this Christmas. By Paula from Brea, CA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. John Darling." "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."
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Asked by his teacher to spell "straight," the third-grade boy did so without error. "Excellent," said the teacher, "now, what does it mean?" "Without water."
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl asked, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out & wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a grinning little old lady who was standing beside her. "Grandma will pay the bill," she smiled.

Silly 'unseasonable' Stuff:

Digital nativity

Today, December 24, in
1818 Franz Gruber of Oberndorf, Germany composed the music 
for "Silent Night" to words written by Josef Mohr.
1865 Several veterans of the Confederate Army formed a 
 private social club in Pulaski, TN, called the Ku Klux Klan.
1906 Reginald A. Fessenden became the first person to 
 broadcast a music program over radio, from Brant Rock, MA.
1914 In World War I, the first air raid on Britain was made 
 when a German airplane dropped a bomb on the grounds of a 
 rectory in Dover.
1944 A German submarine torpedoed the Belgian transport 
 ship S.S. Leopoldville with 2,235 soldiers aboard. About 
 800 American soldiers died. The soldiers were crossing the 
 English Channel to be reinforcements at the battle that 
 become known as the Battle of the Bulge.
1948 The first completely solar-heated house became occupied 
 in Dover, MA.
1951 NBC-TV presented, "Amal and the Night Visitors," the 
 first opera written for television.
1951 Libya achieved independence as the United Kingdom of 
 Libya, under King Idris.
1965 A meteorite landed on Leicestershire. It weighed 
 about 100lbs.
1966 Luna 13 landed on the moon.
1968 The crew of the U.S. Navy ship, Pueblo, was released 
 by North Korea. The Captain of the Pueblo, Commander Lloyd 
 M. Bucher, and 82 of his crew were held for 11 months after 
 the ship was seized by North Korea because of suspected 
 spying by the Americans.
1968 Three astronauts, James A. Lovell, William Anders and 
 Frank Borman, reached the moon. They orbited the moon 10 
 times before coming back to Earth. Seven months later man 
 first landed on the moon.
1979 Soviet troops invaded Afghanistan in support of the 
 country's Marxist government.
1985 Fidel Castro, the Cuban president, announced that he 
 stopped smoking.
1989 Ousted Panamanian ruler Manuel Noriega took refuge at 
 the Vatican's diplomatic mission in Panama City.
1992 U.S. President George H.W. Bush pardoned former 
 Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger and five others in the 
 Iran-Contra scandal.
1997 Ilich Ramirez Sanchez, known as "Carlos the Jackal," was 
 sentenced by a French court to life in prison for the 1975 
 murders of two French investigators and a Lebanese national.
2000 The "Texas 7," seven convicts that had escaped a Texas 
 prison, robbed a sports store in Irving, TX. The suspects 
 killed Officer Aubrey Hawkins, stole $70,000, 25 weapons 
 and clothing. The men had escaped on December 13 and were 
 captured about a year later in Colorado.
2013  smiled.

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