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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a 27 year old who got jailed for "Knockout Game" Attack On 79-Year-Old Victim Details at International Bonehead Awards
West wind is melting the berms on the side, water runs into the road and into the sidewalks, where it freezes. YeeeHaw!!!! Copper does not like it, when I suddenly pass him, without hearing any steps. That sliding stuff freaks him out. He got used to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past. --- Robertson Davies If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day. --- John A. Wheeler
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The doctor has just finished giving the young man a thorough physical examination. "The best thing for you to do," the M.D. said, "is give up drinking and smoking, get to bed early and stay away from women." "Doc, I don't deserve the best," said the patient. "What's second best?"
Thanks to Louise for this story: ONE DAY a young man came up to my window at the bank and whispered, "Please deposit this hundred dollars in my savings account." I handled the transaction and whispered back, "Have a good day." He started to leave but changed his mind. "I'm sorry we have to whisper," he said, "but if my car knows I've deposited money, it'll break down again." With his finger to his lips he tip-toed out.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Alan Evans, 35, Santa Rosa, California Jailed for trying to eat his girlfriend, with a knife On 12/24/2013 at approximately 6:30 pm, deputies were dispatched to the 5000 block of Hall Road, Santa Rosa for a report of a disturbance. The victim called after she ran to a neighbors house because her roommate had attacked her. Upon arrival in the area deputies contacted the victim who told them that her roommate came home and was talking incoherently and making no sense. The suspect for no apparent reason then grabbed the victim’s head and began pulling her hair and slapping her. The suspect then released the victim and told her he was going into the kitchen to get a knife, then he was going to “eat her.” The victim fearing for her life fled to a neighbors residence and called the Sheriff’s Office. Deputies contacted the suspect in the living room of his residence where they took him into custody. The deputies noticed the suspect to have blood on his hands and clothing. The deputies began checking the area around the residence for other possible victim’s of an assault. The deputies found the victim’s pet, a small Terrier dog, that had been stabbed by the suspect and was deceased under the suspect’s vehicle. The suspect Alan Evans, 35 years old from Santa Rosa was subsequently arrested for Assault with a deadly weapon, battery, terrorist threats and cruelty to an animal. Evans was booked into the Sonoma County Jail and his bail was set at $250,000. Tech Support Pits From: Klide Re: Download destinations Dear Webby, I sincerely hope that you have seen some improvement in your eyesight! I still pray for you! I would like to ask a favor! Occasionally when I download a photo or picture~it goes into documents or some other file! Can you tell me how to transfer the photo into "Pictures"? I thank you! Klide Dear Klide Make a "General Delivery" folder to receive all the downloads. Put it right up at the top of the C: drive and name it for example !_GeneralDelivery or something like that. The !_ will ensure it is at the top and easy to find. Then download one file into that, carefully, not just absentmindely hitting ENTER and letting it go to some hard to find spot. Also set your email program to put embedded and attached pictures into that folder. Set ICQ and Skype to use that folder as the default receiver. After that, everything will go into that folder, and you can drag it from there to wherever you want it. You can even make shortcuts in there to favorite folders like Pictures, Family, Cougars, Sport, Cars, etc. Then you can drag pictures to those shortcuts instead of having to hunt for those final destinations. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Counter Garbage Can Do you save those used zip lock bags? I often have several and rinse them out and let them dry. Then take an 2-3 pound coffee can and line it with your used ziplock bag. Use the coffee can lid to keep odors in and fill it until the bag is full, then just pull it out and zip it up and toss. No mess, no fuss and certainly no smell. By barbnov55 Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Thanks to Sue for this story: The Students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes." "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "How far away did they stand?" and another voice, "Did they do both ears with one shot?"
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I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down. Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of replace- ment parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged from "Mas-a-what?" to "You've got to be kidding." One guy just laughed. I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed Victor's Garage. "Vic," I said, "you're my last hope. Do you carry any parts for a 1962 Maserati?" There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. "Yes," he replied. "Oil."
I recently saw a distraught young lady standing beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker," she explained, exasperated. "Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a con- venience store a couple blocks down) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me to inspect. I took the key and manually unlocked the door. "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

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1065 Westminster Abbey was consecrated under Edward the 
1694 Queen Mary II of England died after five years of 
 joint rule with her husband, King William III.
1732 "The Pennsylvania Gazette," owned by Benjamin Franklin, 
 ran an ad for the first issue of "Poor Richard’s Almanack."
1836 Mexico's independence was recognized by Spain.
1869 William E. Semple, of Mt. Vernon, OH, patented an 
 acceptable chewing gum.
1877 John Stevens applied for a patent for his flour-
 rolling mill, which boosted production by 70%.
1879 In Dundee, Scotland the central portion of the 
 Tay Bridge collapsed as a train was passing over it. 
 75 people were killed.
1908 An earthquake killed over 75,000 at Messina in Sicily.
1912 The first municipally-owned street cars were used 
 on the streets of San Francisco, CA.
1937 The Irish Free State became the Republic of Ireland 
 when a new constitution established the country as a 
 sovereign state under the name of Eire.
1973 Alexander Solzhenitsyn published "Gulag Archipelago," 
 an expose of the Soviet prison system.
1981 Elizabeth Jordan Carr, the first American test-tube 
 baby, was born in Norfolk, VA.
1982 Nevell Johnson Jr. was mortally wounded by a police 
 officer in a Miami video arcade. The event set off 
 three days of race related disturbances that left 
 another man dead.
1989 Alexander Dubcek, who had been expelled from the 
 Communist Party in 1970, was elected speaker of 
 the Czech parliament.
1991 Nine people died in a rush to get into a basketball 
 game at City College in New York.
1995 Pressure from German prosecutors investigating pornography forced CompuServe to set a precedent by blocking access to sex-oriented newsgroups on the Internet for its customers.
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