Getting rid of download files 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Florida woman who was Jailed After Assaulting Boyfriend When He Refused To Cuddle With Her Details at International Bonehead Awards Re the Gmail malfunction and "DANGEROUS" flag: >From Doug: Your letter wasn't being sent to 'spam. It was being flagged jn my inbox with a 'dangerous' flag/banner in the letter, and the images and color blocked. I removed the promotion 'label' gmail gave your letter, and added your address to my contacts list, last night. This morning's letter came through without the red 'dangerous' flag, and all the images and color came through. Such is life dealing with nerds trying to help my world. All-in-all, they filter 95% of the spam, protect my world, but the 'better ideas' slay me. Happy New Year to you and your loved ones. Keep safe and take care of yourself. Cheers, Doug. Thanks Doug!
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Customer: "My computer crashed!" Tech Support: "It crashed?" Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game." Tech Support: "All right, hit Sart, Restart." Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed." Tech Support: "Huh?" Customer: "I crashed my game.That's what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn't work." Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'" Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and shovel for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering whack with the shovel. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Shavonna Rumph, 31, Manatee County, Floriduh Jailed After Assaulting Boyfriend When He Refused To Cuddle With Her Shavonna Rumph, a 31-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly assaulted her boyfriend because he refused to "cuddle" with her. According to the Manatee County Sheriff's office, Shavonna and her boyfriend had been drinking Saturday night when Shavonna expressed that she was in the mood for some "cuddling" when the couple settled down to sleep. An argument ensued when the boyfriend, 33-year-old Henry Price, refused to cuddle with Shavonna. The dispute turned physical when Shavonna grabbed Henry's shirt, causing it to tear. When Henry attempted to leave the residence, Shavonna dragged a table in front of the door to prevent him from leaving. When that failed to deter Henry from leaving, Shavonna allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and threatened Henry with it. During questioning, Shavonna admitted to grabbing Henry by the shirt when he refused to "cuddle" with her but denied threatening him with a knife. She was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with battery domestic violence. Tech Support Pits From: Loretta Re: Getting rid of old download files Dear Webby, I believe I read somewhere that after updates to programs had been received and installed, then those updates could be deleted and one would have more space on the computer. Is that true, and if so, how do I do it? Loretta Dear Loretta If you are reasonably disciplined and always download updates into a download directory, for example C:\downloads, then it is easy. Then you just clean out that folder. However, if you don't pay attention and just download them to anywhere, then it becomes almost impossible. Usually, the downloads don't amount to very much, since they are zipped up or compressed in some fashion. If you are so cramped for space that deleting the download files would make a significant difference, then you are way overdue for a bigger hard drive. You can hunt down ".zip" files and delete those. CrapCleaner also makes extra space for you. You can download CrapCleaner from my toolbox at Have FUN! DearWebby
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For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes and in that time, you can do anything you want." With a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly. Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
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A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This place," the guide told them, "is 1600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years." "Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."
The preacher spent his whole sermon relating the evils of sin and how all men are sinners with no exceptions. At the end of the sermon he asked rhetorically, "Now does anyone here think they are without sin?" He had only to wait a few seconds before a man in one of the back pews stood up. The pastor asked the man who had the audacity to stand after such a fiery sermon, "Sir, do you really think you are completely without sin?" The man quickly answered, "No sir, I'm not standing up for myself, but for my wife's first husband."

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Today, January 1, in
0404 The last gladiator competition was held in Rome, an early
 form of all-star wrestling.
1622 The Papal Chancery adopted January 1st as the beginning of 
 the New Year (instead of March 25th).
1772 The first traveler's checks were issued in London.
1797 Albany became the capital of New York state, replacing 
 New York City.
1801 The Act of Union of England and Ireland came into force.
1801 Italian astronomer Giuseppe Piazzi became the first person 
 to discover an asteroid. He named it Ceres.
1804 Haiti gained its independence.
1808 The U.S. prohibited import of slaves from Africa.
1863 U.S. President Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, 
 which declared that all slaves in the rebel states were free.
1887 Queen Victoria was proclaimed empress of India in Delhi.
1892 Ellis Island Immigrant Station formally opened in New York.
1894 The Manchester Ship Canal was officially opened to traffic.
1898 Manhattan, the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island 
 were consolidated into New York City.
1901 The Commonwealth of Australia was founded. Lord Hopetoun 
 officially assumed the duties as the first Governor-General.
1902 The first Tournament of Roses (later the Rose Bowl) 
 collegiate football game was played in Pasadena, CA.
1909 The first payments of old-age pensions were made in 
 Britain. People over 70 received five shillings a week.
1913 The post office began parcel post deliveries.
1924 Frank B. Cooney received a patent for ink paste.
1926 The Rose Bowl was carried coast to coast on network 
 radio for the first time.
1934 Alcatraz Island officially became a Federal Prison.
1956 Sudan gained its independence.
1958 The European Economic Community (EEC) started operations.
1959 Fidel Castro overthrew the government of Fulgencio Batista, 
 and seized power in Cuba.
1968 Evel Knievel, stunt performing daredevil, lost control 
 of his motorcycle midway through a jump of 141 feet over 
 the ornamental fountains in front of Caesar’s Palace in 
 Las Vegas.
1971 Tobacco ads representing $20 million dollars in 
 advertising were banned from TV and radio broadcast.
1973 Britain, Ireland, Denmark and Norway joined the EEC.
1975 The magazine "Popular Electronics" announced the 
 invention of a personal computer called Altair. MITS, 
 using an Intel microprocessor, developed the computer.
1979 The United States and China held celebrations in 
 Washington, DC, and Beijing to mark the establishment 
 of diplomatic relations between the two countries.
1981 Greece joined the European Community.
1984 AT&T was broken up into 22 Bell System companies under 
 terms of an antitrust agreement with the U.S. Federal 
1986 Spain and Portugal joined the European Community (EC).
1987 A pro-democracy rally took place in Beijing's Tiananmen 
 Square (China).
1993 Czechoslovakia split into two separate states, the 
 Czech Republic and Slovakia. The peaceful division had 
 been engineered in 1992.
1994 The North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) went 
 into effect.
1995 The World Trade Organization came into existence. The 
 group of 125 nations monitors global trade.
1998 A new anti-smoking law went into effect in California. 
 The law prohibiting people from lighting up in bars.
1999 In California, a law went into effect that defined 
 "invasion of privacy as trespassing with the intent to capture 
 audio or video images of a celebrity or crime victim engaging 
 in a personal or family activity." 
2013  smiled.

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