How to get pictures from CD to email and FB ? 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a California man, who falls off Bay bridge after allegedly attempting to throw wife off it. Details at International Bonehead Awards
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. The head nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'" The head nurse said, "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?" The patient said, "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Xavier McClinton, 47, of Mill Valley, California California man, who falls off Bay bridge after allegedly attempting to throw wife off it. From NYDailyNews A California man who plunged from a San Francisco Bay bridge was trying to throw his wife off when he went over himself instead, according to a prosecutor. Authorities say Xavier McClinton, 47, of Mill Valley, was driving over the San Mateo-Hayward Bridge with his wife of eight years when he began violently crashing his car in an attempt to go over the edge, NBC reports. When the vehicle hit a barrier and could go no further, McClinton allegedly grabbed the mother of his three children and forcefully pulled her out of the car. His wife, identified as Nadia McClinton, was then narrowly tossed over the edge where Good Samaritans were able to grab her legs and hold on. McClinton, however, went over, falling about 15 feet into the water. He was rescued by the U.S. Coast Guard and arraigned on one felony count each of attempted murder and domestic violence. His wife was treated for a severe gash on the side of her mouth that required stitches. Investigators say Xavier McClinton in recent days had been showing signs of paranoia before the terrifying attack, CBS reported. San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said McClinton feared that people were trying to break into his home and kill him. The 47-year-old father contacted authorities about his irrational behavior just two days before the attack and submitted to a mental health evaluation, Mercury News reported. He was deemed not a danger to himself before being released. He's being held without bail. Tech Support Pits From: Wayne Re: Loading pictures onto email and FB Dear Webby, Just got a new computer [new to me] .. I am a newbie.. to this, but was shown your site where you offered some limited advice on PCs.. I want to find out just how to load photos onto email or a web site. I have photos on a CD.. from drug store.. and would like to send them to someone or post them on Facebook. Will you help me.. I need a step by step approach, please. Thanks, Wayne Dear Wayne The first step is to get a graphics program, if you haven't got one. I use PaintShopPro since the 1980s , but nowadays there are tons of free ones available. Try a few and settle on one, that you are comfortable with. Then reduce the 3 acre pictures from the drugstore to a practical size, that you can use in email and FaceBook. You would for example, reduce a family portrait from 4000 x 3000 to 600 x 480 Save the reduced picture under a short, descriptive name, with no brainless empty spaces in the file name. Some programs can cope with brainless empty spaces, but many can't. After that, you can drag them into emails, or copy them while showing in the graphics program, and paste them into emails. With FaceBook start a message, then click on PHOTO, click on the wire frame that shows, and then browse to the picture. That is where the descriptive name, that you gave it instead of the long number from the drugstore, will come in handy. That is all there is to it. When you are comfortable with this, then we go to retrieving the pictures straight into the computer, without going to the drugstore. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone, anytime, anything!" "Well we have two prospects that No One has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job." He was gone about two hours, and returned and handed them two checks, one for $25,000.00 and another for $50,000.00. "How in the world did you do that ?" they asked. "I told you I'm the worlds best salesman, I can sell anyone, anywhere, anytime!" "Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him. "What's that?" he asked. "Well, if you sell a policy over $20,000.00 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples." Morris was gone about 6 hours and they were fixing to close when in he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says "Here's Mr.Brown's and this one is Mr.Smith's." "Thats good" they said, "but what's in those two buckets?" "Well, I passed by the Holiday Inn and they were having a state teachers convention, so I stopped and sold them a group policy!"

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Today, January 2, in
1492 The leader of the last Arab stronghold in Spain 
 surrendered to Spanish forces loyal to King Ferdinand II 
 and Queen Isabella I.
1788 Georgia became the 4th state to ratify the U.S. 
1842 In Fairmount, PA, the first wire suspension bridge 
 was opened to traffic.
1859 Erastus Beadle published "The Dime Book of 
 Practical Etiquette."
1872 Brigham Young, the 71-year-old leader of the Mormon 
 Church, was arrested on a charge of bigamy. He had 25 wives.
1890 Alice Sanger became the first female White House staffer.
1900 The Chicago Canal opened.
1917 Royal Bank of Canada took over the Quebec Bank.
1935 Bruno Richard Hauptmann went on trial for the 
 kidnap-murder of Charles Lindberghs baby. Hauptmann was 
 found guilty and executed.
1942 The Philippine capital of Manila was captured by 
 Japanese forces during World War II.
1955 Panamanian President Jose Antonio Remon assassinated.
1960 U.S. Sen. John F. Kennedy of Massachusetts announced 
 his candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination.
1968 Fidel Castro announced petroleum and sugar rationing 
 in Cuba.
1971 In the U.S., a federally imposed ban on television 
 cigarette advertisements went into effect.
1974 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon signed a bill requiring 
 all states to lower the maximum speed limit to 55 MPH. The 
 law was intended to conserve gasoline supplies during an 
 embargo imposed by Arab oil-producing countries. Federal 
 speed limits were abolished in 1995.
1996 AT&T announced that it would eliminate 40,000 jobs over 
three years.
1998 Russia began circulating new rubles in effort to keep 
inflation in check and promote confidence. 
2013  smiled.

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