Sonic Activation Module alert 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a A Florida man who was arrested for giving dope, booze, cigarettes to minor, and letting him drive Details at International Bonehead Awards Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Dianne for this one: A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy." Another outburst and she hears the grandad calmly say : "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Grandad says again in a controlled voice : "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William." Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says : "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandad." "Thanks," says the grandpa. "But I am William. The little bastard's name is Kevin."
Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone . . . "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice. Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next morning, at precisely four forty four a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back . . . "Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to tell you that I don't HAVE a dog."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Rusty Douglas Johnson, 41, Rockledge, Floriduh Arrested for giving dope, booze, cigarettes to minor, and letting him drive A Rockledge pair has been arrested after police say they gave a child marijuana, beer and cigarettes and then let the child drive a car, according to police documents. Rockledge Police would not release the name, age or sex of the child, who they say was under the care of the two people they arrested. Rusty Douglas Johnson, 41, and Kim Johnson, 32, were arrested Thursday and booked on charges of child abuse and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Police determined the child was given marijuana during four separate smoke sessions, according to the documents. While it sounds like a custody dispute with a vindictive ex, and the "child" being close to, but not quite 18, the law is very picky about those things. Tech Support Pits From: Wendy Re: Sonic Activation Module alert Hi, Webby. For some reason that I can't fathom I have that silly "Sonic Activation Module" alert popping up once again. Why do I have it? How to get rid of it permanently? And do I need to have computer technician do it? On another front, how can I tell if my computer is Wireless compatible? Thanks for all your help. You're a lifesaver and have saved all of us lots of money. Good work, Wendy Dear Wendy That is due to either an incomplete installation of a Sonic program like Roxio or most DVD reader/writer programs, and many music programs, or an incomplete UNinstallation of one of those programs. The easiest way to fix that is to dig up the CDs, that came with your computer, look for anything related to DVD, sound, music,etc., and has the word Sonic on it somewhere. Then run the installation from that CD again, but don't stop half way through, even if it is rather tedious. The other method is to get the troubleshooter for Windows XP, Windows Vista, and Windows 7: Program Install and Uninstall Troubleshooter That might save you from having to search for the installation CD for that software, but is probably a bit tedious too. The easiest way to tell if your computer is wireless compatible is to contact the vendor, who sold you that machine. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But, if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you..."
Scientists were excited this week at having isolated a brief sound which occurred immediately before the Big Bang. Apparently, that sound was "Uh oh!" ------------- The "scientists" in the Antarctic, who believed Al Gore and in fudging figures more than actual instruments, and got stuck in real ice, that was not acting according to their wacky theories, got rescued by a Chinese helicopter ferrying them in small bunches first to the Chinese ice breaker, which is also stuck, and then from there to the Australian ice breaker, which is stuck too. The French ice breaker, that was going to show off it's awesome power, appears to have gotten North and South mixed up and is headed in the wrong direction. The biggest US ice breaker is now headed there, hoping to open a channel for the Australian and the Chinese ice breakers, before the local mid-summer wanes and the weather cools off. If theose ice breakers don't get out before it gets cold, they might be stuck there for years. I find that hilarious!

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Today, January 6, in
0871 England's King Alfred defeated the Danes at the Battle 
 of Ashdown.
1205 Philip of Swabia was crowned as King of the Romans.
1453 Frederick III erected Austria into an Archduchy.
1540 King Henry VIII of England was married to Anne of 
 Cleves, his fourth wife.
1720 The Committee of Inquiry on the South Sea Bubble 
 published its findings.
1838 Samuel Morse publicly demonstrated the telegraph 
 for the first time.
1896 The first American women’s six-day bicycle race was 
 held at Madison Square Garden in New York City.
1900 In India, it was reported that millions of people were 
 dying from starvation.
1900 Off of South Africa, the British seized the German steamer 
 Herzog. The boat was released on January 22, 1900.
1930 The first diesel-engine automobile trip was completed 
 after a run of 792 miles, Indianapolis, to New York City, NY.
1945 The Battle of the Bulge ended with 130,000 German and 
 77,000 Allied casualties.
1950 Britain recognized the Communist government of China.
1967 U.S. and South Vietnamese forces launched a major 
 offensive, known as Operation "Deckhouse V", in the 
 Mekong River delta.
1987 After a 29-year lapse, the Ford Thunderbird was presented 
 with the Motor Trend Car of the Year Award. It was the first 
 occurrence of a repeat winner of the award.
1994 Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg 
 by an assailant at Cobo Arena in Detroit, MI. Four men were 
 later sentenced to prison for the attack, including Tonya 
 Harding's ex-husband.
1998 The spacecraft Lunar Prospect was launched into orbit 
 around the moon. The craft was crashed into the moon, in an 
 effort to find water under the lunar surface, on July 31, 1999.
2013  smiled.

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