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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to 3 crooks who got jailed for Robbing Woman As She Lay Dying Of Brain Aneurysm Details at International Bonehead Awards Today, in 2002 In France, the "Official Journal" reported that all women could get the morning-after contraception pill for free in pharmacies. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Roland HE MUST PAY! Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
>From Roland: A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC: THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS. 45% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary. It means 55% are running around untreated. ------- If Ruth reads this, you are in trouble, Roland!
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Daquantrius Shaquill Johnson, Quanique Dontrell Thomas-Hameen, Keith Byron Heckels Jr., all 19, in Wichita, Kansas Three crooks got jailed for Robbing a Woman As She Lay Dying Of Brain Aneurysm Danielle Zimmerman and family Three heartless thugs have been arrested after they allegedly robbed a woman as she lay dying of a brain aneurysm while picking up dinner for her family at a Wichita Taco Bell restaurant. According to police, 43-year-old Danielle Zimmerman suffered a brain aneurysm as she was traveling through a Taco Bell drive-thru lane on the evening of Dec. 29. Zimmerman was later taken to a local hospital where she died the next day. Paramedics and police were dispatched to the scene after customers at the restaurant realized that something was wrong, rushed to Zimmerman's aid and called 911. But in the short time before Zimmerman received help, the three goons you see above allegedly paid her a visit first. Investigators say at least three suspects robbed Zimmerman as she lay dying in her car. The thieves reportedly made off with Zimmerman's wedding ring, purse, cell phone and credit cards. On Friday, Daquantrius Shaquill Johnson (left) and Quanique Dontrell Thomas-Hameen (center) were arrested after investigators received a tip through the Crime Stoppers hotline. Both suspects are 19 years old. Both suspects had been charged and convicted of burglary in the past. A third suspect, 19-year-old Keith Byron Heckels Jr., (right) was arrested when he turned himself in for an unrelated probation violation. Johnson was booked into jail and charged with robbery, criminal possession of a firearm and probation violation. He remains held in lieu of $315,000 bond. Thomas-Hameen was booked into jail and charged with robbery, failure to appear and driving while suspended. He remains held in lieu of $200,500 bond. Heckels was booked into jail and charged with robbery and probation violation. Bail has not been announced in his case. -------- I know all about brain aneurisms. My mother died of one at the same age as Danielle. I had one at age 38 and another one at 44. In my case, I was med-evaced from the Yukon to Vancouver, BC, where they sawed my head open and fixed the busted blood vessel in the brain. My heartfelt condolences go to Kris Zimmerman and sons, and I hope those crooks get tuned up and clued in in jail! Tech Support Pits From: john Re: Crap Cleaner Dear Webby, I have seen you mention crap cleaner. I went on google and found several possible downloads. I was hoping you could tell me witch is the one you recommend. Some of these type of programs create more problems that they solve. thank you john Hi John Just go to my tool box at http://webby.com/tools and grab it from there. That way you get the legitimate one, with the fewest ads trying to sidetrack you while getting to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Dry Out Paint Before Adding To Trash I open the cans and let the paint dry out and dispose of in the trash. I haven't needed to do this in Ocean City, so I am not sure of their legal disposal rules, which is probably the best place to start. Make sure you're "green"! By looneylulu from Ocean City, MD The reaspn for drying out paint cans is so that they don't spill and glue a big garbage bag onto the bottom of your wheelie bin or trash can. That can turn into a very smelly problem. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
>From Irene While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," I said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down newspapers." "It's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already potty trained."
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should brew the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says: "HEBREWS"
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill in the cash reg- ister of a local grocery store. "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here!" The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship. I just got back to the States recently, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church..." Confused the twenty replied: "What's a church?"

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Today, January 10, in
1840 The penny post, whereby mail was delivered at a standard 
 charge rather than paid for by the recipient, began in 
 Britain.
1861 Florida seceded from the United States.
1863 Prime Minister Gladstone opened the first section of 
 the London Underground Railway system, from Paddington 
 to Farringdon Street.
1870 John D. Rockefeller incorporated Standard Oil.
1901 Oil was discovered at the Spindletop oil field near 
 Beaumont, TX.
1911 Major Jimmie Erickson took the first photograph from 
 an airplane while flying over San Diego, CA.
1920 The League of Nations ratified the Treaty of Versailles, 
 officially ending World War I with Germany.
1928 The Soviet Union ordered the exile of Leon Trotsky.
1949 Vinyl records were introduced by RCA (45 rpm) and 
 Columbia (33.3 rpm).
1978 The Soviet Union launched two cosmonauts aboard a Soyuz 
 capsule for a redezvous with the Salyut VI space laboratory.
1981 In El Salvador, Marxist insurgents launched a 
 "final offensive".
1984 The United States and the Vatican established full 
 diplomatic relations for the first time in more than a 
 century.
1990 Chinese Premier Li Peng ended martial law in Beijing 
 after seven months. He said that crushing pro-democracy 
 protests had saved China from "the abyss of misery."
1990 Time Inc. and Warner Communications Inc. completed a 
 $14 billion merger. The new company, Time Warner, was the 
 world's largest entertainment company.
1994 In Manassas, VA, Lorena Bobbitt went on trial. She 
 had been charged with maliciously wounding her husband John. 
 She was acquitted by reason of temporary insanity.
2000 It was announced that Time-Warner had agreed to buy 
 America On-line (AOL). It was the largest-ever corporate 
 merger priced at $162 billion. The Federal Trade Commission 
 (FTC) approved the deal on December 14, 2000.
2001 American Airlines agreed to acquire most of Trans World 
 Airlines (TWA) assets for about $500 million. The deal 
 brought an end to the financially troubled TWA.
2002 In France, the "Official Journal" reported that all 
 women could get the morning-after contraception pill for 
 free in pharmacies.
2003 North Korea announced that it was withdrawing from the 
 global nuclear arms control treaty and that it had no 
 plans to develop nuclear weapons.
2007 The iTunes Music Store reached 1.3 million feature 
 length films sold and 50 million television episodes sold. 
2014  smiled.


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