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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to Heroin seller at Pensylvania McDonalds got busted Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1825 Ezra Daggett and Thomas Kensett of New York City patented a canning process to preserve salmon, oysters and lobsters. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A van carrying a dozen movie stuntmen on the way to a film location in the Canadian Rockies spun out of control on the icy road, crashed through a guard-rail, rolled down a 900-foot embankment, slid on it's roof 200 more feet, crashed into a canyon and burst into flames. There were no injuries and nobody got sued.
A driver who was bringing a meticulously prepared and pre-dented bus to a location in New York City for an on-location movie shoot, was too early and drove to a nearby restaurant to wait there. Just to be funny, he carefully lined up the artificial dent at the front with a light pole. When he came back out of the restaurant, there were eight passengers in the bus, moaning and groaning about whiplash and talking to their lawyers on their cellphones.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Theodore Levon Upshaw, 28, Murrysville, PA Heroin seller at Pensylvania McDonalds got busted reported by the Smoking Gun JANUARY 16--A McDonald’s employee who recently served time in prison on a narcotics charge has been arrested for selling heroin from the fast food restaurant, police report. Theodore Levon Upshaw, 28, was busted yesterday after selling “20 stamp bags of heroin” to a confidential police informant, according to a criminal complaint. While Wednesday’s transaction took place in the eatery’s parking lot--after Upshaw took a break from work--the informant had “previously made multiple purchases of heroin” from Upshaw inside the McDonald’s in Murrysville, a municipality in Westmoreland County. Following the buy, cops busted Upshaw--who was wearing his work uniform--on several felony narcotics charges, including heroin possession and delivery of heroin. He was booked into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $50,000 bond. Upshaw, pictured in the above mug shot, has been living in an alternative housing facility since his early release from state prison, where he was serving three years on a conviction for possession with intent to deliver narcotics. Since Upshaw is on parole for that conviction, a detainer has been entered for alleged violations of his terms of supervision. Tech Support Pits From: Carl Re: Line break problem in hotmail Dr. Webby, when I copy and paste to send a section of your newsletter (Ophelia's letter also), I don't seem to get the correct point to start a new line. I must go through and add return where I want to end a line.... Carl For instance:... How can you easily determine how much dirt there is in an oblong hole three feet deep at one end and two feet deep at the other end, and four feet wide at one end and two feet wide at the other end? That is due to the Word-Wrap setting in your Hotmail. Set that at "As Original" or 60 characters or somewhere around there, and the wordwrap will be right. Apparently right now you got it set at a large number or flow. Flow means it will flow freely depending on the width of the window. If you squish or stretch the window, the lines will flow to adjust to that. "Flow" looks neat, but is actually quite a nuisance, because it kills the original line breaks. Look for "WORD WRAP" and experiment with the settings in there. If they still have "AS ORIGINAL", pick that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leave without me. Dave." At 7:00 p.m., the man stopped at his desk and found this note: "Meet us at the bar and grill across the street. You drive on Mondays, you idiot."
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I was at the local drug store when a sweet young lady from the neighborhood, who had recently gotten married, came into the store. She was looking at the men's toiletries and the clerk asked her if she needed any assistance. I heard her say, "Well, I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband , but I don't know what kind he uses." The clerk asked, "Is it the ball type?" I almost lost it when she responded, "Oh No! It's for his under his arms."
Jill, in the personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex. She sent this reply: "Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we do have a few alcoholics."

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Today, January 19, in
1419 Rouen surrendered to Henry V, completing his 
 conquest of Normandy.
1793 King Louis XVI was tried by the French Convention, 
 found guilty of treason and sentenced to the guillotine.
1825 Ezra Daggett and Thomas Kensett of New York City 
 patented a canning process to preserve salmon, oysters 
 and lobsters.
1883 Thomas Edison's first village electric lighting 
 system using overhead wires began operation in Roselle, NJ.
1907 The first film reviews appeared in "Variety" magazine.
1915 George Claude, of Paris, France, patented the neon 
 discharge tube for use in advertising signs.
1915 More than 20 people were killed when German zeppelins 
 bombed England for the first time. The bombs were dropped 
 on Great Yarmouth and King's Lynn.
1937 Howard Hughes set a transcontinental air record. He flew 
 from Los Angeles to New York City in 7 hours, 28 minutes 
1942 The Japanese invaded Burma (later Myanmar).
1944 The U.S. federal government relinquished control of the 
 nation's railroads after the settlement of a wage dispute.
1949 The salary of the President of the United States was 
 increased from $75,000 to $100,000 with an additional 
 $50,000 expense allowance for each year in office.
1969 In protest against the Russian invasion of 1968, Czech 
 student Jan Palach set himself on fire in Prague's 
 Wenceslas Square.
1977 U.S. President Ford pardoned Iva Toguri D'Aquino 
 (the "Tokyo Rose").
1981 The U.S. and Iran signed an agreement paving the way for the 
 release of 52 Americans held hostage for more than 14 months and 
 for arrangements to unfreeze Iranian assets and to resolve all 
 claims against Iran.
1983 China announced that it was bannning 1983 purchases of cotton, 
 soybeans and chemical fibers from the United States.
1993 IBM announced a loss of $4.97 billion for 1992. It was the 
 largest single-year loss in U.S. corporate history.
1995 Russian forces overwhelmed the resistance forces in Chechnya.
1996 U.S. first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton was subpoenaed to 
 appear before a federal grand jury. The investigation was 
 concerning the discovery of billing records related to the 
 Whitewater real estate investment venture.
1997 Yasser Arafat returned to Hebron for the first time in 
 more than 30 years. He joined 60,000 Palestinians in 
 celebration over the handover of the last West Bank city 
 in Israeli control.
2000 In New York's Time Square, the first WWF restaurant opened. 
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