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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to Man in Texas got jailed for stabbing girlfriend after she got him a pizza instead of a chicken sandwich Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1952 - In Juarez, Mexico, Patricia McCormick debuted as the first professional woman bullfighter from the United States. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A fight broke out between a couple redneck locals and a lone biker at closing time in the local watering hole. After easily laying out the drunken hillbillies the biker heard someone behind him! So he swung around and landed a kick to a butt, realizing too late that it was only the barmaid picking up empty glasses. When the case went to court, the judge asked, "Are you the woman alleging she was kicked in the altercation?" To which she answered, "I ain't never had no altercation! These is all my original parts."
"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." "Not really," said the little old man. "Any hotter and I'd probably have a stroke."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Michael Corsey, 32, Waco, Texas Man in Texas got jailed for stabbing girlfriend after she got him a pizza instead of a chicken sandwich reported by the Weekly Vice Michael Corsey, a 32-year-old Texas man, was jailed Friday after he allegedly stabbed his girlfriend with a kitchen knife when she returned home with pizza instead of the chicken sandwich he ordered. According to police, Corsey and his girlfriend had been arguing off and on for several days when a chicken sandwich appeared to be the final straw that led to a violent confrontation between the pair. Investigators say Corsey told his girlfriend that he was in the mood for a chicken sandwich, but she returned home with pizza instead. When Corsey confronted the woman, she tried to flee the residence. That's when Corsey grabbed the woman by the throat, forced her back into the residence and then strangled and punched her until she nearly passed out. As the attack continued, Corsey allegedly grabbed a knife and held it to her throat before eventually stabbing her. The woman eventually seized an opportunity to flee the residence and call 911. Corsey was booked into jail and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Tech Support Pits From: Vinnie Re: Why the weird subject line? Dear Webby Wht do you always have 'humor:" at the begin of the subject line? That makes it difficult to search for any particular issue. Vinnie Dear Vinnie I started that in 1994 to make it easy to automatically filter the humor letter into a hidden mailbox, that the boss did not know about. Then, from the late 90's on it helped to exclude it from spam filters, even if the subject line or the body mentioned specific malware or how how to get rid of it. As for searching, after a few months searching by hand becomes impossible anyway. That is why all, or almost all, email programs have a SEARCH feature, that will search tens of years back by one or multiple key words. For that you usually search the BODY, not the SUBJECT. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Cut Post-It Notes in Half When using "Post-it Notes" cut them in half before using them. You'll have twice as many to use. By donnington from Yorktown, VA You can get glue sticks with the same removable type glue. Cut any paper, that has one side blank, into business card size pieces, "write" a glue line on the printed side, and stack them. Any kid can do it, and will cheerfully build you a tall tower of post-it notes. You can probably make more than 5000 post-it notes with one $2.95 glue stick. You don't really need a whole line along the top of glue. A little dab 'll do ya. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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>From Ellen Discovering that I'd overslept, I abandoned my usual morning routine and rushed out. In the van, though, I realized I had time to stop for a take-out coffee. I got my coffee and returned to the van, only to find I had not only left it running but had locked it! The day was going from bad to worse. I returned to the shop, sheepishly explained my situation to the clerk and asked if I could borrow a broom. I managed to open a side window and pop the lock on the back door using the broom handle. Walking from the parking lot to the shop, some smart-ass eye my broom and asked me what kind of mileage I got with it. He almost got to ride that broom! When I returned the broom, the clerk said, "I know you're having a bad day, but..." "I know, I know," I interrupted. "You want to know how I can unlock my van with a broom." "No," she said. "I wanted to tell you that your polo shirt is on inside out, and you forgot your skirt."
A soldier was asked to report to headquarters for assignment. The sergeant said: "We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a little test. Type this," he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding machine. The soldier, quite reluctant to become a clerk typist, made a point of typing very slowly, and saw to it that his work contained as many errors as possible. The sergeant gave the typed copy only a brief glance. "That's fine," he said. "Report for work at 8 tomorrow." "But aren't you going to check the test?" the prospective clerk asked. The sergeant grinned. "You passed the test," he replied, "when you sat down at the typewriter instead of at the adding machine."

On The Hoof

Today, January 20, in
1265 - The first English parliament met in Westminster Hall.
1801 - John Marshall was appointed chief justice of the US
1839 - Chile defeated a confederation of Peru and Bolivia 
 in the Battle of Yungay.
1841 - The island of Hong Kong was ceded to Great Britain. 
 It returned to Chinese control in July 1997.
1885 - The roller coaster was patented by L.A. Thompson.
1886 - The Mersey Railway Tunnel was officially opened by 
 the Prince of Wales.
1887 - The U.S. Senate approved an agreement to lease Pearl 
 Harbor in Hawaii as a naval base.
1929 - The movie "In Old Arizona" was released. The film was 
 the first full-length talking film to be filmed outdoors.
1942 - Nazi officials held the Wannsee conference, during 
 which they arrived at their "final solution" that called 
 for exterminating Europe's Jews.
1944 - The British RAF dropped 2,300 tons of bombs on Berlin.
1952 - In Juarez, Mexico, Patricia McCormick debuted as the 
 first professional woman bullfighter from the United States.
1981 - Iran released 52 Americans that had been held hostage 
 for 444 days. The hostages were flown to Algeria and then 
 to a U.S. base in Wiesbaden, West Germany. The release 
 occurred minutes after the U.S. presidency had passed from 
 Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan, who was going to go "fix 
 their wagon".
1986 - Britain and France announced their plans to build 
 the Channel Tunnel.
1987 - Anglican Church envoy Terry Waite was kidnapped in 
 Beirut, Lebanon. He was there attempting to negotiate the 
 release of Western hostages. He was not freed until 
 November 1991.
1994 - Shannon Faulkner became the first woman to attend 
 classes at The Citadel in South Carolina. Faulkner joined 
 the cadet corps in August 1995 under court order but soon 
 dropped out.
1998 - American researchers announced that they had cloned 
 calves that may produce medicinal milk.
1998 - In Chile, a judge agreed to hear a lawsuit that 
 accused Chile's former dictator Augusto Pinochet with 
1999 - The China News Service announced that the Chinese 
 government was tightening restrictions on internet use. 
 The rules were aimed at 'Internet Bars.'
2014  smiled.

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