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Today is Tuesday, January 21.

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Wannabe gunslinger, who takes a taser prong to the eyeball at One Eyed Jack's bar Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2003 It was announced by the U.S. Census Bureau that estimates showed that the Hispanic population had passed the black population for the first time. Have FUN! DearWebby
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"The young army doctor was stationed at a remote dispensary in the South Pacific. One day he was puzzled about treatment for one of his patients. He radioed a base hospital: 'Have case of beriberi. What shall I do?' A prankster got hold of the message. This was the reply: 'Give it to the Marines. They'll drink anything.' --------- Beriberi used to be the name for Vitamin C deficinecy. The cure, of course, was a lemon a day, or a lime for British soldiers. Limes were much cheaper in those days. They didn't really help much, though. That is how the English got tagged as 'Limeys".
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."
Thanks to Lillemor for sedning this picture: Click on the picture for the large version Gorge in Norway
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Travis James Rodriguez, 22, Orlando, Floriduh Wannabe gunslinger takes taser prong to the eyeball at One Eyed Jack's bar reported by the Huffington Post One Eyed Jack's has a new mascot. When Travis James Rodriguez, 22, allegedly refused to put down his Glock pistol outside a popular Orlando bar last month, cops took him down -- with an electric shock from a Taser to his eye. The police report released last week states that Rodriguez pulled the pistol out of his waistband on Dec. 8 and held it up, according to the Orlando Sentinel. When an officer deployed his Taser, Rodriguez turned, and received 50,000 volts to the right eyeball and the left side of his face. Rodriguez's mugshot, pictured above, is from a previous arrest and doesn't show the damage done to his eye, the paper reports. "Rodriguez had removed the gun from his waistband and was holding it up at chest level, parallel to his body," Officer Jason Portilla wrote in the report. "As a result of Rodriguez turning his body…one of the Taser prongs struck Rodriguez in the right eye. The other Taser prong struck …his left side." The suspect was admitted to a nearby hospital for an undisclosed amount of time, the Daily Mail reports. It's unclear what led to the scuffle with police. He was charged with carrying a concealed firearm and resisting arrest. Rodriguez reportedly gave a false address and couldn't be reached on Friday, so police revealed his information in an attempt to track him down. Tech Support Pits From: Dan Re: Picture location Dear Webby do you know where todays picture was taken? reminds me of utah. dan Dear Dan In Utah the rock would be more reddish. I am not 100% sure, but it looks like one of the holes up in the mountain SouthEast of Organpipe Park in Arizona. Don't go too far South from there. That area has been given up by the border patrol. Nothing but dope and human smugglers there. They hunt with drones there. However, South of Organpipe Park the scenery becomes rather boring anyway. For that hole and a couple similar ones, go up the dirt road to the East of Organpipe Park. Very rough and VERY exciting scenery up there. The cacti up there bloom at the end of April, and there are LOTS of them! Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Liz for this story: I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!" The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

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Today, January 21, in
1789 W.H. Brown's "Power of Sympathy" was published. It was 
 the first American novel to be published.
1793 During the French Revolution, King Louis XVI was 
 executed on the guillotine.
1812 The Y-bridge in Zanesville, OH, was approved for 
1846 The first issue of the "Daily News," edited by 
 Charles Dickens, was published.
1853 Dr. Russell L. Hawes patented the envelope 
 folding machine.
1865 An oil well was drilled by torpedoes for the first time.
1900 Canadian troops set sail to fight in South Africa. The 
 Boers had attacked Ladysmith on January 8, 1900.
1911 The first Monte Carlo car rally was held. Seven days 
 later it was won by Henri Rougier.
1915 The first Kiwanis club was formed in Detroit, MI.
1924 Soviet leader Vladimir Llyich Lenin died. Joseph Stalin 
 began a purge of his rivals for the leadership of the 
 Soviet Union.
1927 The first opera broadcast over a national radio network 
 was presented in Chicago, IL. The opera was "Faust".
1941 The British communist newspaper, the "Daily Worker," was 
 banned due to wartime restrictions.
1954 The Nautilus was launched in Groton, CT. It was the 
 first atomic-powered submarine. U.S. First Lady Mamie 
 Eisenhower broke the traditional bottle of champagne 
 across the bow.
1954 The gas turbine automobile was introduced in 
 New York City.
1970 The Boeing 747 made its first commercial flight from 
 New York to London for Pan American.
1976 The French Concorde SST aircraft began regular commercial 
 service for Air France and British Airways.
1977 U.S. President Carter pardoned almost all Vietnam War 
 draft evaders.
1980 Gold was valued at $850 an ounce.
1994 A jury in Manassas, VA, acquitted Lorena Bobbitt by 
 reason of temporary insanity of maliciously wounding 
 (severing his penis) her husband John. She accused him 
 of sexually assaulting her.
1997 Newt Gingrich was fined as the U.S. House of 
 Representatvies voted for first time in history to discipline 
 its leader for ethical misconduct.
1998 A former White House intern said on tape that she had an 
 affair with U.S. President Clinton.
1999 The U.S. Coast Guard intercepted a ship headed for Houston, TX, 
 that had over 9,500 pounds of cocaine aboard. 
2002 In Goma, Congo, about fifty people were killed when lava 
 flow ignited a gas station. The people killed were trying to 
 steal fuel from elevated tanks. The eruption of Mount 
 Nyiragongo began on January 17, 2002.
2002 In London, a 17th century book by Capt. John Smith, founder 
 of the English settlement at Jamestown, was sold at auction for 
 $48,800. "The General History of Virginia, New England and the 
 Summer Isles" was published in 1632.
2003 It was announced by the U.S. Census Bureau that estimates showed 
 that the Hispanic population had passed the black population for the 
 first time.
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