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Today is Wednesday, January 22.

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to A teacher who blew her carreer away Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2003 - It was reported that scientists in China had found fossilized remains of a dinosaur with four feathered wings. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Anna One Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
My sister Tammy went through knee surgery a few weeks ago. I called her to see how she was doing. My nephew Bryan answered the phone. "Hello?" he whispered. "Hey, B, how's your mama?" "She's sleeping," he whispered again. "She go back to the doctor for a checkup?" "Yeah. She got some medicine," he said softly. "She's doing ok." "All right. Don't wake her up. Just tell her I called. What are you doing, by the way?" Again, softly, "Practicing on my drums."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Nicole Winberry, 28, Oceola, Arkansas Jailed for having sex with multiple students reported by the Huffington Post Nicole Winberry, a 28-year-old math teacher at Osceola High School, was jailed Thursday after she allegedly had sex with three students. According to Arkansas State Police, an investigation was launched after the Arkansas Child Abuse Hotline received a tip alleging that Winberry had engaged in sexual activities with at least one student. Since then, three male students, two 17-year-olds and one 18-year-old, have come forward to say they were sexually assaulted by Winberry. Investigators say Winberry was charged with four counts of sexual assault because she allegedly assaulted one of the students on two occasions. Before placing a call to the Child Abuse Hotline, school officials reportedly investigated the allegations and found evidence they say backed up the students' claims. One major source of information the school used to report the alleged abuse came from chat messages found on at least one student's phone. Winberry, who has been married for 10 years and has 5-year-old twin boys, resigned from her position on Friday. She was booked into jail and charged with four counts of first-degree sexual assault. Her bond has been set at $15,000. Her arraignment hearing has been set for January 31. -------- I can't understand why these boneheaded bimbos keep picking on gossippy students, and then annoying them with one night stands. Teachers sure used to have more class! Tech Support Pits From: Betty Re: PayPal Problem Forwarded from Ophelia I have tried and it is still the same way. So maybe someone can get this taken care of so I can send money this way. I have not seen a post office in this Walmart and the post office is a bit far away. I do not have the correct postage so I can not send it. All I have is stamps. I have sent money to both of you through the Internet before and I am sure other people are having this same problem. In fact I sent it just a little while ago when Wendy needed the money. And it worked fine then. Betty Dear Betty I wrote to Dianne and asked her to try. She sent me a dollar to test. No problem at all. [4:43:39 PM] D.A. Funk: tell her to be patient and go slowly... when I first started I wrote everything down in LARGE LETTERS for ez reading rather than trying to squint at credit card The part where you enter your PayPal address or your Credit Card info is handled by PayPal. We just get you TO that page. Their part is used by Millions of people every day. You can try calling PayPal 1-877-569-1116 or 1-402-935-2050 I am sure they will be interested in finding out why it does not work from your village. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Vinegar for Wallpaper Removal I decided to finally re-do the kid's bathroom after finding a great bargain at a yard sale for a bathroom set. The bathroom had really ugly wallpaper and border on the wall. It was stuck on there good and tight - 2 layers in fact! I filled a spray bottle (new one from Dollar Tree) with an equal mix of water and white vinegar. I sprayed the wall paper and used a pan scraper and started peeling. It took the paper off quickly and without much work. I thought I would share this as a safe, environmentally friendly and, best of all, super cheap - less then $1 for a large bottle of vinegar. I was able to do the entire bathroom for less then $1! By Betsy from Hernando, MS By Betsy Butler Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
During the weeks before Jill's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult and she will do just fine. "All you have to remember," he said, "is that when you enter the church you walk up the AISLE. The groom and best man will be waiting before the ALTAR. Then I shall request the congregation to sing a HYMN....then we shall get on with the ceremony. All you have to remember is the order in which those things happen and you can't go wrong." The happy day finally arrived, and the bridegroom waited nervously for his bride to appear. When she arrived and stood alongside him, he heard her quietly repeating to herself, "Aisle, altar, hymn, aisle, altar, hymn." Or, as it sounded to him, "I'll alter him!"
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Marketing 101 . . . Revised People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing. You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" . That's spam. You see two great looking brothers at a party. You decide to take them both home. That's a 2 for 1 sale. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your bottom. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger. You like it, but 15 years later your attorney decides you were offended and files suit. That's America.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills. The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water." Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Wow doc, exactly what's my problem?" The doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."

Workers Fail

Today, January 22, in
1666 - Shah Jahan, a descendant of Genghis Khan and Timur, 
 died at the age of 74. He was the Mongul emperor of India 
 that built the Taj Mahal as a mausoleum for his wife 
1771 - The Falkland Islands were ceded to Britain by Spain.
1824 - The Asante army crushed British troops in the Gold Coast.
1879 - British troops were massacred by the Zulus at Isandhlwana.
1889 - The Columbia Phonograph Company was formed in 
 Washington, DC.
1900 - Off of South Africa, the British released the German steamer 
 Herzog, which had been seized on January 6.
1901 - Queen Victoria of England died after reigning for nearly 
 64 years. Edward VII, her son, succeeded her.
1905 - Insurgent workers were fired on in St Petersburg, Russia, 
 resulting in "Bloody Sunday." 500 people were killed.
1917 - U.S. President Wilson pleaded for an end to war in 
 Europe, calling for "peace without victory." America entered 
 the war the following April.
1941 - Britain captured Tobruk from German forces.
1944 - Allied forces began landing at Anzio, Italy, during WWII.
1951 - Fidel Castro was ejected from a Winter League baseball 
 game after hitting a batter. He later gave up baseball for 
1957 - Suspected "Mad Bomber" was arrested in Waterbury, CT. 
 George P. Metesky was accused of planting more than 30 
 explosive devices in the New York City area.
1957 - The Israeli army withdrew from the Sinai. They had 
 invaded Egypt on October 29, 1956.
1962 - Cuba's membership in the Organization of American 
 States (OAS) was suspended.
1970 - The first regularly scheduled commercial flight of 
 the Boeing 747 began in New York City and ended in London 
 about 6 1/2 hours later.
1972 - The United Kingdom, the Irish Republic, and Denmark 
 joined the EEC.
1973 - Joe Frazier lost the first fight of his professional 
 career to George Foreman. He been the undefeated heavyweight 
 world champion since February 16, 1970 when he knocked out 
 Jimmy Ellis.
1973 - The U.S. Supreme Court struck down state laws that 
 had been restricting abortions during the first six months 
 of pregnancy. The case (Roe vs. Wade) legalized abortion.
1984 - Apple introduced the Macintosh during the third 
 quarter of Super Bowl XVIII.
1995 - Two Palestinian suicide bombers from Gaza detonated 
 powerful explosives at a military transit point in central 
 Israel, killing 19 Israelis.
1998 - Theodore Kaczynski pled guilty to federal charges 
 for his role as the Unabomber. He agreed to life in prison 
 without parole.
2002 - announced that it had posted its first net 
 profit in the fourth quarter (quarter ending Dec 31, 2001).
2002 - AOL Time Warner filed suit against Microsoft in 
 federal court seeking damages for harm done to AOL's 
 Netscape Internet Browser when Microsoft began giving 
 away its competing browser.
2002 - Kmart Corp. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy making 
 it the largest retailer in history to seek legal protection 
 from its creditors.
2003 - It was reported that scientists in China had found 
 fossilized remains of a dinosaur with four feathered wings. 
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