Lost Excel data 

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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a bonehead who was jailed after stealing 480 ton ferry. Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2003 Altria Group, Inc. became the name of the parent company of Kraft Foods, Philip Morris USA, Philip Morris International and Philip Morris Capital Corporation. Have FUN! DearWebby
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Samuel McDonough, 33, Preston, Washington Jailed after stealing 480 ton ferry reported by Huff Post A man who told police he took the Victoria Clipper ferry from its Seattle waterfront berth as a birthday present to himself has been sentenced to nearly 2 ˝ years in prison. Samuel McDonough of Preston was able to break the ferry away from the dock on Dec. 1 but didn't know how to operate the vessel, which was spotted drifting in Elliott Bay. The 33-year-old was eventually arrested. McDonough was sentenced Friday. He earlier pleaded guilty to burglary and theft charges. He also told police he was a "pirate" and said he wanted to go to Victoria, British Columbia. In charging papers, prosecutors say McDonough took the $8 million, 480-ton boat after climbing through a hole in a fence and using keys he found in the boat's pilot house. Tech Support Pits From: Ken Re: Lost Excel data I took your suggestion and downloaded crap cleaner. To my chagrin it seems to have have cleaned out all my addresses I had in Microsoft Excel. Any suggestions on how/where to recover them if it is even possible? Thanks. Ken Dear Ken I have never heard of CrapCleaner messing with Excel files. I use it all the time and have Excel files all over the place. It has never touched them. If your Excel file was in the recycle Bin, then it is gone, because one of the first things CrapCleaner does, is dump the Recycle Bin to give you some elbow room. If you "hid" it in the Recycle Bin, chances of recovery are slim. You can try the Undeleter Possibly you had more than one shortcut going to that Excel file. If you did, depending on your settings, it could have deleted the redundant ones. Look for older shortcuts, or search for *.xls with the Search in the START button. Once you find it again, make a new desktop shortcut to it. CrapCleaner most definitely does not reach into Excel files and delete anything inside them. If you have the file, just not the addresses, check the tabs at the bottom. Are you on Sheet 1? If the cat tabbed it to Sheet 5, it would look like the addresses have been cleaned out. I often use tabs further back as a scratch pad, but delete my calculations after pasting the result into an email or invoice. It HAS happened to me that I opened a spreadsheet and not realized, that I was not on Sheet 1 and was momentarily quite worried. Once I checked the tabs and clicked onto Sheet 1, everything was there. I HAVE called myself names over that issue! Check that first. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Thanks to Martin for this story: A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting, or as some churches call it, "Cry Sunday," one Sunday morning. She took the microphone from one of the church ushers and bared her soul to the enrapt congregation: "I want to tell you about the awful accident that my husband, Jim, has suffered this past month. He was riding his bike, lost control, ran off the highway and hit a tree. He was rushed to the hospital, and could have died, but thank the Lord, all he suffered was a broken scrotum." The congregation gasped in horror. The men in the congregation were obviously uneasy and writhed in their seats. "Jim has been in terrible pain all month since the accident. He has trouble breathing. He has trouble swallowing his food. He can hardly lift anything, he's in so much pain, and he has missed work because of it. "He can't lift our children up to hold them and give them the personal love that they need. Worst of all, we can no longer cuddle and have intimate relations. He is in constant pain, a pain so terrible that our love life has all but slipped away into oblivion. I would like to ask you all in the congregation to pray for Jim, and pray for us, that his broken scrotum will soon heal and be as good as new." A dull murmur erupted within the congregation as the full impact of this terrible accident sunk in and the men in the congregation were visibly shaken. Then, as the murmuring settled down, a lone figure stood up in midst of the congregation, worked his way up to the pulpit, obviously in pain, adjusted the microphone to his liking, then said to the congregation: "I'm Jim and I have only one word to say: The word is STERNUM."

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Today, January 27, in
1606 The trial of Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators began. 
 They were executed on January 31.
1880 Thomas Edison patented the electric incandescent lamp.
1900 In China, foreign diplomats in Peking, fearing a revolt, 
 demanded that the imperial government discipline the Boxer 
1926 John Baird, a Scottish inventor, demonstrated a pictorial 
 transmission machine called television.
1943 During World War II, the first all American air raid 
 against Germany took place when about 50 bombers attacked 
1944 The Soviet Union announced that the two year German 
 siege of Leningrad had come to an end.
1945 Soviet troops liberated the Nazi concentration camps 
 Auschwitz and Birkenau in Poland.
1948 Wire Recording Corporation of America announced the 
 first magnetic tape recorder. The ‘Wireway’ machine with 
 a built-in oscillator sold for $149.50.
1951 In the U.S., atomic testing in the Nevada desert began 
 as an Air Force plane dropped a one-kiloton bomb on 
 Frenchman Flats.
1967 At Cape Kennedy, FL, astronauts Virgil I. "Gus" Grissom, 
 Edward H. White and Roger B. Chaffee died in a flash fire 
 during a test aboard their Apollo I spacecraft.
1973 The Vietnam peace accords were signed in Paris.
1977 The Vatican reaffirmed the Roman Catholic Church's ban 
 on female priests.
1981 U.S. President Reagan greeted the 52 former American 
 hostages released by Iran at the White House.
1984 Wayne Gretzky set a National Hockey League (NHL) record 
 for consecutive game scoring. He ended the streak at 51 games.
1985 The Coca-Cola Company, of Atlanta, GA, announced a plan 
 to sell its soft drinks in the Soviet Union.
1992 Former world boxing champion Mike Tyson went on trial for 
 allegedly raping an 18-year-old contestant in the 1991 Miss 
 Black America Contest.
1997 It was revealed that French national museums were 
 holding nearly 2,000 works of art confiscated from Jews 
 by the Nazis during World War II.
1998 U.S. First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton appeared on NBC's 
 "Today" show. She charged that the allegations against her 
 husband were the work of a "vast right-wing conspiracy."
1999 The U.S. Senate blocked dismissal of the impeachment 
 case against President Clinton and voted for new testimony 
 from Monica Lewinsky and two other witnesses.
2002 A series of explosions occurred at a military dump in 
 Lagos, Nigeria. More than 1,000 people were killed in the 
 blast and in the attempt to escape.
2003 Altria Group, Inc. became the name of the parent company 
 of Kraft Foods, Philip Morris USA, Philip Morris International 
 and Philip Morris Capital Corporation.
2010 Steve Jobs unveiled the Apple iPad.
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