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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to Convicted Killer Raymond Morillo, who escapes from New York psychiatric hospital a few days before scheduled release. Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2003 NASA's space shuttle Columbia exploded while re-entering the Earth's atmosphere. All seven astronauts on board were killed. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Sam and Ruth from Maine had just bought a new car when winter hit with all its fury. "I wonder if the car has seat warmers," Ruth wondered. "It sure does," said Sam, looking through the owner's manual. "Here it is...rear defrosters."
Thanks to Sandie for this story: When we agreed to help our sergeant move to a new apartment, we didn't know the elevator wasn't working. So after hours of carrying heavy boxes and furniture up 11 floors, we were wiped out. And when the sergeant asked us to search for his favorite pot, no one moved. "I'll give a bottle of Scotch to whoever finds it," he shouted. Within minutes, a private found his pot. "Good," said the sarge. "Now look for the Scotch."
Thanks to Lillemor for this picture: Click on the picture for the large version One of our orchids. There are 4-5 more stems coming along, so this plant will be showy for a while forward. Lillemor
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Raymond Morillo, 33, Convicted Killer Raymond Morillo Escapes From New York Psychiatric Hospital a few days before scheduled release. reported by the Huff Post Police in Tennessee captured a convicted killer who snuck out of a New York City psychiatric hospital by swapping clothes with a friend who was visiting him. Cops apprehended Raymond Morillo, 33, at a Memphis bus station on Thursday night, according to the New York Post. The capture should relieve anxieties in Queens where the Daily News reported that residents feared running into the violent felon who slipped out of the Creedmoor Psychiatric Center on Tuesday. Morillo and an accomplice were convicted of slashing the throats of two men on a subway platform in 1998, according to an earlier New York Post article. While he was out on bail for that crime, a man was fatally shot during a dispute with Morillo and a group of teenagers. Morillo completed a 14-year sentence for manslaughter and assault in December. Authorities deemed him too dangerous for release, however, and sent him to Creedmoor for further evaluations, the Daily News said. He escaped just a few days ahead of his scheduled release. The New York Police Department tracked his cellphone to the Greyhound terminal in Memphis and alerted authorities there, DNAinfo reported. NYPD officers also arrested the friend who allegedly put on Morillo's hospital uniform. They charged him with criminal impersonation and obstruction of governmental administration, the Associated Press reported. Morillo's scheduled release will be rescheduled to after serving time for escaping. Tech Support Pits From: Klaus Re: Using memory sticks Dear Webby, I have just purchased a 16 GB memory stick which when I plug it into a USB port shows up on my computer as 'USB Disk (J:)'. My question is how do I transfer files onto this memory stick from stuff on the computer and outlook express? Your help in the past has been greatly appreciated. Thanks Klaus Dear Klaus With most memory sticks you simply drag the files and folders to and from it, like it was a hard drive. It is very rare that a computer does not see and recognize them. Making shortcuts from old default directories to the USB drive really speeds things up. Find out where your Outlook deposits pictures. Go there and make a shortcut to a "Keepers" folder on the USB drive. Then when you sort out pictures, you can just drag them to that shortcut. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Phone Service Wherever You Have Wi-Fi If you have internet service anywhere (even free Wi-Fi at McDonalds), then you also have phone service. Create yourself a free Gmail email account. Then, find the telephone receiver icon on the Gmail email home page. Hit that icon, then dial the number. If you want privacy, be sure to use a headset with a microphone and earplugs, otherwise, it works as a speaker phone. I have used this when traveling. Often you can access free Wi-Fi in parking lots of major hotels, McDonalds, libraries and such. I have also used it at some of the kids camps I work at during the summer months. We have wi-fi, but are so remote our cell phones don't work. You can only call out this way (can't receive), and your number will show up differently every time you call out. But, it beats a service you have to pay for or none at all. By April You can also use Skype. Calling other Skype users is free, text or voice or video. You can also be called by other Skype users. Calling land lines and cell phones is about 2 cents per minute. The downside is that after Microsoft bought Skype, they messed up the font sizes in the contact list, and many people now need a magnifyng glass to read it. Other than that, Skype is still a great program. I have used it for tech support for a dozen years or more, and also use it daily for a quick free video chat with my dad in Austria, Europe. Gmail has better video quality, but needs a better connection. The main advantage of Skype is that a lot more people are using it, and can therefroe be called free. You can also use Skype to send text to mobile phones. "hey Gramma! Put yer teeth in and come onto Skype!" Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet last week."
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Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit." Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
>From Sheila in Oz I was driving with my three young children one warm evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

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Today, February 1, in
1788 Isaac Briggs and William Longstreet patented the steamboat.
1793 France declared war on Britain and Holland.
1793 Ralph Hodgson patented oiled silk.
1861 Texas voted to secede from the Union.
1862 "The Battle Hymn of the Republic," by Julia Ward Howe 
 was first published in the "Atlantic Monthly."
1867 In the U.S., bricklayers start working 8-hour days.
1900 Eastman Kodak Co. introduced the $1 Brownie box camera.
1920 The first armored car was introduced.
1920 Canada's Royal North West Mounted Police changed their 
 name to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The organization 
 was commissioned in 1873.
1921 Carmen Fasanella registered as a taxicab owner and driver 
 in Princeton, New Jersey. Fasanella retired November 2, 1989 
 after 68 years and 243 days of service.
1929 Weightlifter Charles Rigoulet of France achieved the first 
 400 pound ‘clean and jerk’ as he lifted 402-1/2 pounds.
1930 The Times published its first crossword puzzle.
1951 The first telecast of an atomic explosion took place.
1951 The first X-ray moving picture process was demonstrated.
1958 The United Arab Republic was formed by a union of Egypt 
 and Syria. It was broken 1961.
1960 Four black college students began a sit-in protest at a 
 lunch counter in Greensboro, NC. They had been refused service.
1968 During the Vietnam War, South Vietnamese National Police Chief 
 Brig. Gen. Nguyen Ngoc Loan executed a Viet Cong officer, who 
 had raped and killed a number of women, with a pistol shot to 
 the head. The scene was captured in a news photograph and was
 instrumental in raising anti-war hysteria.
1976 "Sonny and Cher" resumed on TV despite a real life divorce.
1979 Patty Hearst was released from prison after serving 22 
 months of a seven-year sentence for bank robbery. Her 
 sentence had been commuted by U.S. President Carter.
1979 Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini was welcomed in Tehran 
 as he ended nearly 15 years of exile.
1991 A USAir jetliner crashed atop a commuter plane at Los 
 Angeles International Airport. 35 people were killed.
1999 Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky gave a 
 deposition that was videotaped for senators weighing 
 impeachment charges against U.S. President Clinton.
2001 Three Scottish judges found Abdel Basset al-Mergrahi 
 guilty of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, which 
 killed 270 people. The court said that Megrahi was a member 
 of the Libyan intelligence service. Al-Amin Khalifa, who 
 had been co-accused, was acquitted and freed. 10 years later
 The National Enquirer and CNN blamed Gadhafi, because he had
 paid a few Billion dollars in rrestitutions, and then had 
 the nerve to flirt at Condolezza Rice.
2003 NASA's space shuttle Columbia exploded while re-entering 
 the Earth's atmosphere. All seven astronauts on board were 
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