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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Mom who pimped out daughter, 15, for Super Bowl sex Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1989 The final Russian armored column left Kabul, Afghanistan, after nine years of military presence. At that time the CIA had trained and equipped the Taliban to help them kick the Russians out. Like the Americans now, the Russians were not defeated in the field, but at home. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Alison I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the grocery store, I used the last of my personalized checks bearing my old address. The cashier examined the document and asked if everything on it was correct. I assured her that it was, and she started to put the check in the cash drawer. But then she inquired again if everything was accurate. "Why do you ask?" I responded. "Because," she replied, "my husband and I moved to this address last week." Then she paused while she kicked the 911 floor button a few times, and then continued: "and I don't remember seeing you at breakfast."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Yolanda Ostolaza, 39, Florida, now in jail in New York Mom Pimped Out Daughter, 15, For Super Bowl Sex reported by the Smoking Gun JANUARY 31--A Florida woman is jailed after making a Super Bowl week trip from her home to New York City, where she allegedly sought to pimp out her 15-year-old daughter, according to police. When questioned by cops after her arrest Wednesday, Yolanda Ostolaza, 39, admitted that, “We came up here to work and make money with a pimp. I knew it was for escorting and prostitution,” according to a misdemeanor criminal complaint. As for her child’s role in the illegal activity, Ostolaza remarked, “I thought my daughter was just going to do the fetish stuff.” Undercover vice detectives, who initially contacted the teen via an online ad, arranged to pay $200 for a sexual encounter at a Manhattan hotel. When officers later took the girl into custody, she told them her age and said that her mother was waiting for her at a nearby hotel. Ostolaza, pictured above, was subsequently charged with endangering the welfare of a child, a misdemeanor. She remains locked up in lieu of $2000 bail. Her daughter has been placed in the custody of child welfare officials. A New Jersey native, Ostolaza’s rap sheet includes a narcotics distribution conviction for which she was sentenced to probation. Florida court records show that Ostoloza was sued last month for eviction by the owner of the apartment complex where she resides with her family. The report did not state how many years the pair has been working as hookers or as a pimp-hooker team. Tech Support Pits From: Chris Re: Moving Dear Webby, My question and PLEASE don't laugh because I never did this before and I don't know how. This is my very first computer. I have things on here, by checking acct., bills I pay online, other web sites, stored things like recipes etc., How do I go about changing addresses on all of them if I have to move and once moved will my computer still have all the info once plugged back in? Seriously Webby, I DO NOT know that's why I'm asking you. You never steered me wrong before. Thank You. Chris Dear Chris It depends on how far you are going to move. If you move to the moon, then your address will change from gmail to gmoon. There is also gmars, gvenus, and gheaven. There is no ghell. If you go to hell, you'll have to use Yahoo. However, if you stay on earth, then your gmail email address won't change. If you use the same ISP at the new place, for example earthlink, then all you change is the dial-up number to the number of that town. If you use DSL, your ISP will provide you with a pre-programmed modem-router combo, and instructions about phoning them, once you have it unpacked and plugged in. They will, if necessary, walk you rgeough the registration. Usually it is automatic these days. Everything else will stay the same. You can change the default shipping address at DELL, Victoria's Secret, and wherever you shop, when you place your next order. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Photo Coasters Insert a photo into small square picture frames. Then, seal the edge where the glass meets the frame with clear caulking or a thick bead of hot glue; this will protect the picture from sweaty glasses or spills. Give a set to a grandmother and put a picture of each grandchild in each coaster, or have each child draw a special picture for each coaster and give the set to Mom. By Kelly Ann Butterbaugh Instead of a breakable and not dishwasher safe picture frame, you can get clear laminate. Some are pre-glued and have one edge open with a removable protector strip, others are heat sealed, and some are just plain sheats of heat activated laminate. Those are the best by far, though they require ironing to glue onto the picture front and back. After that, they are as sturdy and washable as security tags or lift tickets. They last forever. You can use the same method for placemats. The pictures will fade a bit after 30 years, but the laminate is still fine. Yoou can also go to the nearest truck stop, and buy laminated picture placemats for a very reasonable price. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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Today, February 2, in
1536 The Argentine city of Buenos Aires was founded by 
 Pedro de Mendoza of Spain.
1653 New Amsterdam, now known as New York City, was 
1848 The Mexican War was ended with the signing of the 
 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. The treaty turned over 
 portions of land to the U.S., including Texas, New Mexico, 
 Nevada, Utah, Arizona, California and parts of Colorado 
 and Wyoming. The U.S. gave Mexico $15,000,000 and assumed 
 responsibility of all claims against Mexico by American 
 citizens. Texas had already entered the U.S. on 
 December 29, 1845.
1848 The first shipload of Chinese emigrants arrived in 
 San Francisco, CA.
1863 Samuel Langhorne Clemens used a pseudonym for the 
 first time. He is better remembered by the pseudonym 
 which is Mark Twain.
1878 Greece declared war on Turkey.
1880 The S.S. Strathleven arrived in London with the 
 first successful shipment of frozen mutton from Australia.
1887 The beginning of Groundhog Day in Punxsutawney, PA.
1892 William Painter patented the bottle cap.
1893 The Edison Studio in West Orange, NJ, made history 
 when they filmed the first motion picture close-up. The 
 studio was owned and operated by Thomas Edison.
1913 Grand Central Terminal officially opened
1935 Leonard Keeler conducted the first test of the 
 polygraph machine, in Portage, WI.
1943 During World War II, the remainder of Nazi forces from 
 the Battle of Stalingrad surrendered to the Soviets. 
 Stalingrad has since been renamed Volgograd.
1945 U.S. President Roosevelt and British Prime Minister 
 Winston Churchill left for a summit in Yalta with 
 Soviet leader Josef Stalin.
1962 The 8th and 9th planets aligned for the first time 
 in 400 years.
1971 Idi Amin assumed power in Uganda after a coup that 
 ousted President Milton Obote.
1980 The situation known as "Abscam" began when reports 
 surfaced that the FBI had conducted a sting operation 
 that targeted members of the U.S. Congress. Phony 
 Arab businessmen were used in the operation.
1989 The final Russian armored column left Kabul, 
 Afghanistan, after nine years of military occupation.
1998 U.S. President Clinton introduced the first balanced 
 budget in 30 years.
1999 Hugo Chávez Frías took office. He had been elected 
 president of Venezuela in December 1998.
2004 It was reported that a white powder had been found 
 in an office of Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist. The 
 CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) later 
 confirmed that the powder was the poison ricin.
2014  smiled.

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