Wednesday, February 12, 2014, 12:04 PM
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Good Morning, !
Today is Wednesday, February 12.
Thank you, Nancy!
If any of you have hoe mail or yahoo, or it's sbcglobal,
don't complain about not getting emails. I am not referring
to emails form me,
If you go to http://webby.com/humor/no-sub.html, you will
see all the hoops I am jumping through to make sure MY mail
gets through to you.
Very few others go to all that hassle, however, good local
ISPs are often quite good, and you can walk oer there with
a baseball bat, if they aren't. You'll be surprised how
well they respond to some personal attention.
You can't do that with Verizon or hoe nail or Yahoo.
It just might be time to graduate from the childish notion,
that the horde of stalkers you enticed when you mooned them
from the overpass in '92, are still after you. Believ me,
they aren't. And with IP-mapping the cops and the NSA and
the repo-guys can nail your hoe-nail or yahoo mail right
to your door, even if you are in a 50 floor highrise.
Fortunately, none of the people, who know how to read an
IP-mapping, really care where you live.
Forget that early 90's BS about AOL and Yahoo masking your
identity. That was BS then, and is even phonier now.
It is time to get a decent address!
Have FUN!
DearWebby
Today's International Bonehead Award goes to
an Arizona woman who jumped out a second floor window
when her juvenile lover's mother caught them.
Details at International Bonehead Awards
From the History section at the bottom:
Today, in
2003 The U.N. nuclear agency declared North Korea in violation
of international treaties. The complaint was sent to the
Security Council. They severely Tsk-Tskd about that.
Have FUN!
DearWebby
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance,
And toss them on the wheels of Chance.
--- Juvenal (55 AD - 127 AD)
What you do speaks so loud that
I cannot hear what you say.
--- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
If you are traveling or have a dynamic IP address,
or occasionally send from McDonalds or a coffee shop,
then you need SMTP2go for reliable and uncensored
email SENDING.
AND,
Most ISPs demand that you use THEIR name after the @,
instead of your chosen domain name.
With SMTP2go you can use YOUR domain name, even if you
travel or are at a Hotspot downtown.
Send email from anywhere without ANY hassle with SMTP2go.
A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both
of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a con-
ciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!"
>From Nana
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I
got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start
exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired
for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the
class was over.
>From Nanarina
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Cougar prowling outside
If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter,
please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: 
Thanks for your votes!
An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to
Ker Gonzalez, 34, Marana, AZ
Arizona woman jailed after she jumps out
a second story window, when mom of her
juvenile lover yells at her
An Arizona woman jumped from the second-floor bedroom of a
15-year-old boy after his mother caught her cavorting naked
with the teen last month, investigators report.
Keri Gonzalez, 34, broke her ankle when she crashed to the
ground outside the residence in Marana, a town 30 miles
northwest of Tucson.
According to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office, Gonzalez
snuck into the home after the boy’s mother fell asleep.
The boy said that he and Gonzalez consumed alcohol she
had brought to the home, and “had sex twice that evening”
before his mother caught them in bed, deputies reported.
The boy’s mother told investigators that she awoke around
2 AM on January 21 to “knocking sounds by the stairs and on
the wall.” When she sought to enter her son’s room, the door
was locked. When her son subsequently opened the door, his
mother spotted “a naked female crouching down on the floor
between the bed and wall. The mother yelled at the female
to get out of her house.”
After gathering her clothes, Gonzalez exited via the window.
The boy’s mother spotted Gonzalez “limping as she walked down
the street away from the home,” deputies noted.
After fleeing the home, Gonzalez later returned to report to
the boy’s mother that she had broken her ankle. The teen’s
mother recognized Gonzalez as a “family acquaintance” whom
she had previously caught “flirting” with her son.
During a January 25 police interview, Gonzalez, who had a
cast on her ankle, provided a deputy with “information
which helped to verify what the mother and victim had said
occurred.” She was later arrested for sexual misconduct
with a minor and providing false information to police,
and booked in to the county jail, where the above mug
shot was taken.
Tech Support Pits
From: Carolyn
Re: Taming the Icon Mess
Dear Webby,
I have lots of icons on my desktop that are so handy but
it sure distracts from my picture. I have a Dell laptop,
Windows XP. I have seen a couple of ways to hide the
icons but would like you to tell me a safe way as I trust
you more than others. I don't want to take a chance of
losing them. Thanks
Carolyn
Dear Carolyn
All the Hide-Icon programs are more nuisance than they
are worth, since to get at the icons, when you need them,
you still got to unhide the whole disorganized mess.
And there is your key: Organize them!
Make a few thematic folders on the desktop, for example
Music, Pix, Alpha, Numeric, Sites, Pages, etc.
Then drag your icons into the folders of their topic.
Now, when you want a Music related shortcut, you click
on the music folder, and tehre is all your music
related stuff. And yes, you CAN make thematic sub-folders
in there.
Have FUN!
DearWebby
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Talking to a tourist the manager of a exquisite older
hostelry said "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation
and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use
of the premises for the rest of his life. He is known as
Big Chief Forget-me-Not because of his phenomenal memory.
He is 92 and can remember the slightest detail of his life.
"The travel writer took this in and as he was waiting for
his cab decided to put the chief's memory to the test.
"What did you have for breakfast on your 21st birthday?"
said the Aussie. "Eggs," was the instant reply, and indeed
the Aussie was impressed.
He went off on his travel writing itinerary, right across
to the east coast and on his return to the Spokane Hilton
six months later was surprised to see the Indian chief
still sitting in the lobby whittling away on a stick.
"How", said the Aussie.(They think that is an undian
greeting)
"Scrambled," said the chief.
Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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GROAN ALERT
My Aunt Myrtie was in the fertilized egg business when I was
young. She had several hundred young layers, called pullets,
and 8 or 10 roosters whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
My aunt kept records, and any rooster or pullet that didn't
perform well went into the pot and was replaced. Now, this
took an awful lot of time.
So my aunt got a set of tiny bells and attached them to her
roosters so she could hear them chasing pullets. Now she
could sit on the porch and still fill out an efficiency report
by listening to the bells.
My aunt's favorite rooster was Old Fart. A very fine
specimen he was, but his bell had not rung all morning.
Aunt Myrtie went to investigate.
Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a ringing.
O. F. had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd
sneak up on a pullet, have his way with her and walk
on to the next one.
Aunt Myrtie was so proud of O.F., she entered him in the
county fair. Old Fart was an overnight sensation.
The judges awarded him both the No Bell Prize,
and the Pullet Surprise.
Obama got a No Bell price too.
Apparently he snuck up on a lot of sheeple.
The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner.
While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the
minister asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure
about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as
well have the old goat for dinner today.'"
Today in
1541 The city of Santiago, Chile was founded.
1554 Lady Jane Grey was beheaded after being charged with
treason. She had claimed the throne of England for only
nine days.
1733 Savannah, GA, was founded by English colonist James
Oglethorpe.
1870 In the Utah Territory, women gained the right to vote.
1879 The first artificial ice rink opened in North America.
It was at Madison Square Garden in New York City, NY.
1907 A collision of the steamer Larchmont and a schooner
resulted in the death of more than 300 people. The incident
occurred off New England's Block Island.
1909 The National Association for the Advancement of Colored
People (NAACP) was founded.
1912 China's boy emperor Hsuan T'ung announced that he was
abdicating, ending the Manchu Ch'ing dynasty. Subsequently,
the Republic of China was established.
1940 Mutual Radio presented the first broadcast of the radio
play "The Adventures of Superman."
1973 The State of Ohio went metric, becoming the first in
the U.S. to post metric distance signs.
1973 American prisoners of war were released for the first
time during the Vietnam conflict.
1999 U.S. President Clinton was acquitted by the U.S. Senate
on two impeachment articles. The charges were perjury and
obstruction of justice.
2001 The space probe NEAR landed on the asteroid Eros. It was
the first time that any craft had landed on a small space rock.
2002 Princess Stephanie of Monaco and Franco Knie won a
defamation-of-character lawsuit against the Swiss magazine
"Facts." The case involved a photomontage created by the
magazine.
2003 The U.N. nuclear agency declared North Korea in violation
of international treaties. The complaint was sent to the
Security Council. They severely Tsk-Tskd about that.
2004 Mattel announced that "Barbie" and "Ken" were breaking up.
The dolls had met on the set of their first television
commercial together in 1961.
2014 smiled.
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