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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an SC Vickie Lynn Morgan Allegedly Takes Break From Anal Sex To Attack Lover's Wife Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2003 The U.N. nuclear agency declared North Korea in violation of international treaties. The complaint was sent to the Security Council. They severely Tsk-Tskd about that. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. --- Bob Edwards I think the world is run by 'C' students. --- Al McGuire Can "O" prove he ever earned a "C" ?
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Thanks to Ruth for this: Why do our kids have to take the Iowa Test for Basic Skills? Why can't we have a 'Bama Test of Basic Skills with questions like, "Bubba's got three cars and he done traded for two more. How many cement blocks is Bubba gonna need?"
A father and his small daughter were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and she was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the girl said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, Cindy?" the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?" the girl finished.
>From Lillemor Click on the picture for the large version Horseshoe Bend
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Vickie Lynn Morgan, 38, Spartanburg, SC an SC woman Takes Break From Anal Sex To Attack Lover's Wife Authorities in South Carolina say a woman was attacked by her husband's new girlfriend after walking in on the couple having sex. The Smoking Gun reports that 49-year-old Pamela Lynn Turney walked into her husband's Spartanburg, S.C. home Saturday evening. Though she could hear him, Turney was unable to locate him, so she followed the noises all the way to the bedroom. That's where she found the man in the midst of drinking, smoking weed and having anal sex with his 38-year-old Vickie Lynn Morgan (above). Morgan did not take kindly to the interruption, allegedly springing up from the bed and attacking Turney, knocking her down three times before she was finally able to escape. The incident left Turney with bruises on her forehead and cheek, as well as a black eye. Turney called police the next morning, and the Smoking Gun claims authorities are investigating Morgan, who was arrested for assault the previous February, but not sentnced yet. This doesn't bode well for her. Tech Support Pits From: Ronald Re: Syncronizing Back-Ups Dear Webby, What's new with Syncronizing back-ups? Dozens of programs all claim to be the best at it, abut all they really do is add more confusion and rigmarole. What's the word from the TOP? Ronald Dear Ronald There isn't really anything new with back-ups. I use XCOPY, which we got free since Windos 3.1 Click on START, cmd and in the scary black screen type: xcopy /? All the back-up programs simply use XCOPY and some of the switches listed there. Yeah, right. Ho-Hum. Make a list of everything, that you want to have backed up. With the complete path! For example: e:\alpha\eudora\*.* >> H:\alpha\eudora You don't really need the >>, that is just me making it more obvious You can also use Wildcards! Yeehaw! C:\*.xls >> H:\ That simply copies all Excel .xls files With the /D (date) switch, it copies ONLY the ones, that are newer at the source (C:\) than on the destination. Pretty snazzy, eh? And the geeks have had that available fre since the 80's? Yep. And where is all that top secret information hidden away from the tax paying public? Click on START, cmd and in the scary black screen type: xcopy /? Do I sound like a broken record? Well, I HAVE mentioned this a few thousand times since the mid 80's. So, make a plain text file with all your sources and destinations, without the >>>, just a space Then, to save you getting brain sprain from reading all those fancy "Switches", paste this in front of each line: xcopy /S /D /E /C /H /R /K /Y /Z so that you get, for example: xcopy /S /D /E /C /H /R /K /Y /Z C:\*.xls H:\ Do the same with all your stuff, and you have the equivalent of a $149 back-up program. They still make you list what you want backed up. There is no way out of that. When done, copy it into c:\ or c:\Windows\System or thereabouts. Then make a desktop shortcut to it. Now, when you hit that shortcut icon, it backs up WHAT IS NEWER on the source, than on the destination. It will not waste time with stuff, that is the same on both. If there is any interest, I'll show you how to add some neat tricks tomorrow. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Dress Kids in the Same Color When in Crowd When my children were young, I used to dress them in the same color clothing anytime we would plan to be out in a large crowd. We all know how little ones can get excited at theme parks or even in a crowded mall and almost disappear before our eyes. It's so much easier to keep track of them when they're all wearing the same color clothing. With summer coming up and lots to be done, it's easy for us, and our children to become distracted. This tip may help relieve some of the stress, while keeping our kids a little safer. By Laurie from TN Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted. "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"
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Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms. Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause. Suddenly out came the third astronaut with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, 'Has anyone got a friggin' match?!?'
A lawyer read the will of a rich man to the deceased's family: "To my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my dumb cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong: Hi Dan!"

Up Up & Away:

Today in 
1542 Catherine Howard was executed for adultery. She was the 
 fifth wife of England's King Henry VIII.
1633 Galileo Galilei arrived in Rome for trial before the 
1635 The Boston Public Latin School was established. It was 
 the first public school building in the United States.
1880 Thomas Edison observed what became known as the Edison 
 Effect for the first time.
1900 The Anglo-German accord of 1899 was ratified by Reichstag, 
 in which Britain renounced rights in Samoa in favor of 
 Germany and the U.S.
1920 The League of Nations recognized the continued neutrality 
 of Switzerland.
1945 During World War II, the Soviets captured Budapest, Hungary, 
 from the German army.
1945 During World War II, Allied aircraft began bombing the 
 German city of Dresden, a disarmed Red Cross town.
1955 Israel acquired 4 of the 7 Dead Sea scrolls.
1960 France detonated its first atomic bomb.
1971 South Vietnamese troops invaded Laos. They were backed by 
 U.S. air and artillery support.
1990 In Ottawa, the United States and its European allies forged 
 an agreement with the Soviet Union and East Germany on a two-stage 
 formula to reunite Germany.
1991 Hundreds of Iraqis were killed by two laser-guided bombs 
 that destroyed an underground facility in Baghdad. U.S. 
 officials identified the facility as a military installation, 
 but Iraqi officials said it was a bomb shelter.
1997 Astronauts on the space shuttle Discovery brought the 
 Hubble Space Telescope aboard for a tune up. The tune up 
 allowed the telescope to see further into the universe.
2000 Charles M. Schulz's last original Sunday "Peanuts" comic 
 strip appeared in newspapers. Schulz had died the day before.
2002 Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani received an honorary 
 knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II.
2008 Hollywood writers ended a 100-day strike.
2014  smiled.

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