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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to David Bastin, in Jupiter, Floriduh, for smoking weed in a maternity ward. Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1989 Union Carbide agreed to pay $470 million to the government of India. The court-ordered settlement was a result of the 1984 Bhopal gas leak disaster. Have FUN! DearWebby
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>From Roland Roland, an older man, approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. ''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'' ''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, Ruth appears out of nowhere.''
Thanks to Connie for this: If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers you or your cubs into next week. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them into the next county. I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup..... I wanna be a bear.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to David Bastin, Jupiter, Floriduh David Bastin, in Jupiter, Floriduh, for smoking weed in a maternity ward. A resident of Jupiter, Fla. is accused of smoking weed inside a maternity ward. David Bastin, 28, was arrested at Martin Medical Center in Stuart, Fla., last Tuesday evening, WPTV reported. Someone called the cops because they smelled marijuana in the delivery and infant unit, according to a police report obtained by TC Palm. The responding officer said the scent was coming from the room where Bastin's girlfriend was admitted. After confronting Bastin, he allegedly coughed up a vaporizer, and, the officer wrote in the report, "a green leafy substance that I know from my training and experience to be raw cannabis." Bastin was charged with possession of cannabis under 20 grams and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to ABC Action News. His bond was set at $1,500. Tech Support Pits From Chuck Re: Alphabetize Links in IE Dear Webby, I've got a silly, tech question for you. I like it when my links in the "Favorites" folder are alphabetized. But Windows seems to ramdomly do this every once in a blue moon. Same thing with the little icons on newly saved links. Sometimes there are really neat icons when you save a link, but Windows will eventually wipe it out a few days or weeks later back to the dumb, default icon. Do you know any tricks to keep the neat icons and alphabetize the links? Thanks, Chuck Dear Chuck The SmartIcons are an "undocumented feature" and Microsoft does not know why they keep falling off or how they should work. As for sorting the favorites, yes, there IS an easy way, though Microsoft won't tell you. They tell you to mess with the registry. I found that if you right-click on the topmost grey menu bar and take the checkmark off the STANDARD BUTTONS, then instead of the favorites showing in a long list on the left side, they pull down from the word FAVORITES. Right click anywhere in there, and you will see the option to sort. After sorting, you can put the checkmark back onto STANDARD BUTTONS, and the favorites will remain nicely sorted for a while. However, new ones get added at the bottom, and those won't be sorted alphabetically. Have FUN! DearWebby
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A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a 'compromising position.'" "See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded the jury candidate. "During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him." She wasn't selected for the jury.
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Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit. After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said, "We're getting closer." "How do you know?" I asked. He pointed to a sign that read, "Sonny's Bar & Grill -- Tank Parking Available."
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stonewall, holding hands, and gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the girl, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me those first two pennies?"

Hell & Ruff Water

Today in 
1778 The Stars and Stripes was carried to a foreign port, 
 in France, for the first time. It was aboard the American 
 ship Ranger.
1803 Moses Coates received a patent for the apple parer.

1849 The first photograph of a U.S. President, while in 
 office, was taken by Matthew Brady in New York City. 
 President James Polk was the subject of the picture.
1876 Alexander Graham Bell filed an application for a 
 patent for the telephone. It was officially issued on 
 March 7, 1876.
1889 In Los Angeles, CA, oranges began their first trip 
 to the east.
1899 The U.S. Congress approved voting machines for use 
 in federal elections. Florida will get theirs fixed by 2017
1900 Russia imposed tighter imperial control over Finland 
 in response to an international petition for Finland's 
 freedom.
1900 In South Africa, British Gen. Roberts invaded Orange 
 Free State with 20,000 troops.
1912 The first diesel engine submarine was commissioned 
 in Groton, CT.
1929 The "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" took place in 
 Chicago, IL. Seven gangsters who were rivals of Al Capone 
 were killed.
1932 The U.S. won the first bobsled competition at the 
 Winter Olympic Games at Lake Placid, NY.
1946 ENIAC (Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer) 
 was unveiled. The device, built at the University of 
 Pennsylvania, was the world's first general purpose 
 electronic computer.
1961 Lawrencium, element 103, was first produced in Berkely, CA.
1962 U.S. First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy gave a tour of the
  White House on television.
1979 Adolph Dubs, the U.S. ambassador to Afghanistan, was 
 kidnapped in Kabul by Muslim extremists. He was killed in 
 a shootout between his abductors and police.
1985 Cable News Network (CNN) reporter Jeremy Levin was 
 freed. He had been held in Lebanon by extremists.
1989 Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini called on Muslims to kill 
 Salman Rushdie because of his novel "The Satanic Verses."
1989 The first satellite of the Global Positioning System 
 was placed into orbit around Earth.
1989 Union Carbide agreed to pay $470 million to the 
 government of India. The court-ordered settlement was a 
 result of the 1984 Bhopal gas leak disaster.
1997 Astronauts on the space shuttle Discovery began 
 a series of spacewalks that were required to overhaul 
 the Hubble Space Telescope.
2003 In Madrid, Spain, a ceramic plate with a bullfighting 
 motif painted by Pablo Picasso in 1949 was stolen from 
 an art show. The plate was on sale for $12,400.
2014  smiled.


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