Upside Down Video 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Saturday, February 15.

How many times did you see me get hostile and irate about
"compressed air"?
Five hundred times?
Or are you just new around here?

A very good longtime friend in California, whom I even 
visited during one of the Cactus Safaris, told me last 
night, that her step son had been found, 
dead from huffing,
in a pile of empty "compressed air" cans.

If you see those "Compressed Air" cans, no matter
what name is on them, trash them!

Do you want to see YOUR kids or grandkids snorting carpet,
flat on the floor, from supposedly safe "Compressed Air"?

Anybody with the IQ of a stepped on dung beetle can
understand, that it is very stooopid to use compressed
gas of any kind to blow dirt from hard to get at places 
towards harder to get at places. DUHH!!!

The whole BS that those "Compressed Air" cans supposedly 
are for "cleaning" anything is like saying shooting up 
heroin is just for needlecraft practise.
Bull Sheeet !

Whenever a moron is seen buying a big bag of "Compressed Air"
cans, by any name, he is not going to go door to door 
blowing dust off unused pussies. Somebody is going to be
huffing, and quite possibly dying on the floor.

Small vacuums for cleaning keyboards or the innards of 
computers, are $2.50 - $50.

Dirt Devil and Black & Decker make VERY good rechargeable
bagless vaccuums for $30, Yes, rechargeable, and bagless!
Professional quality for continuous use!
They have a cyclone inside that spins the air and separates
out any dirt or lost widdle screws. 

There are cheap store brand battery powered vacuums for 
sale for $2.50 and up. 
Check your Dollar store.

Even a regular household vacuum works fine.
In the 80's, when I was a mobile computer tech, I was 
sprinting around with a portable DirtDevil, that looked
like a bagpipe, had to be plugged in and made a racket 
like a jet, but it has cleaned a few thousand keyboards
and computers and monitors. Aside from tripping the odd
cutie with it's hose, it didn't put anybody on the floor.

If you see those "Compressed Air" cans, by ANY name,
don't accept any of the LIES and excuses. Trash them!
You might be saving a family member.


Today's International Bonehead Award goes to An Arizona woman who went on a rampage, when she could not get laid Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2002 U.S. President George W. Bush approved Nevada's Yucca Mountain as a site for long-term disposal of radioactive nuclear waste. He got back-stabbed on that by Harry Reid and Obama, and the project got murdered. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Jennifer had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. "Pretty good, I think," replied Jennifer, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married." Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?" "No",replied Jennifer, "but right on the application it said 'vacation time may notbe taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"
For a holiday, an Irishman decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide. Three hours later, a Saint Bernard plowed through to them, a keg of brandy tied under his chin. "We're saved!" shouted the guide. "Here comes man's best friend!" "Sure," said the Irishman. "An' look at the size of the dog that's bringin' it!"
Thanks to Lillemor for this: Click on the picture for the large version Outside our breakfast nook/baywindow .Some of the lillys are still down, after a short but heavy rain. The hedge is Jasmin.Not due to bloom yet. The taller Camelia on the left ,is outside the kitchen sink window. The mess on the ground by the table , to the right, are some of the trimmings from the potted plants on the table. Thought I'd share. ~~ Lillemor
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Ashley Marie Prenovost, 24, Glendale, AZ An Arizona woman who went on a rampage, when she could not get laid An Arizona woman went on a naked rampage early Monday after her live-in boyfriend refused to have sex with her, police report. Ashley Marie Prenovost, 24, was already intoxicated when her beau returned to the Glendale residence the couple shares with their four-month-old daughter. Prenovost, according to a court filing, “wanted to have sex with him and got naked.” When her boyfriend declined to have sex, Prenovost became enraged, according to police. She allegedly punched two holes in a bedroom wall, and “punched a picture hanging on the wall in the hallway, causing glass to break and causing injuries to both of suspect’s hands.” As Prenovost ran around inside the home, “she bled all over the floor in the master bedroom, hallway, common area by the front door and kitchen.” When cops arrived at the residence, a naked Prenovost attempted to flee through the garage. Pictured in the above mug shot, Prenovost was arrested on a variety of charges, including assault, disorderly conduct, and criminal damage. She was also hit with several child abuse counts since, during her tirade, she raced around the home with her baby in her arms. At one point, the child’s head struck a bedroom dresser. Prenovost was freed from custody yesterday. She is scheduled for a February 24 court appearance. Tech Support Pits From: Renae Re: Upside Down Video Dear Webby, I'm new to your ezine but I want to let you know that I am enjoying it very much. Now I have a question for you. About a week ago my mother called and said her computer was upside down. I sent my husband over and he found the desktop was upside down. The wallpaper was upside down and the icons were upside down and in the bottom right corner. He didn't know what to do for it so he solved the problem by picking up the monitor and turning it over making everything appear right-side-up. Any suggestions how to solve this problem? Renae Dear Renae In the old days of Windows 3 and before, there used to be a lot of TSR prank programs that we used to put on coworkers machines. With those you could set a trigger key, for example SHIFT Q. Nothing happened until the user hit SHIFT Q during their normal typing. When they did, then three seconds later the video flipped upside down. Other TSR's flippd the screen sideways, some had letters dropping out of the text and accumulating in a pile at the bottom of the screen, and one even had a cute little gopher popping at random spots out of the page. However, those harmless fun days are gone and I have not seen any of those TSRs for ten years or more. Your mother can try opening a new text document and then hitting every key on the keyboard one after the other, to see if one of them toggles the video back to normal, just to rule out that possibility. Within Windows XP, certain video drivers or graphics card chipsets supporting 180 degree screen rotation can cause the Windows XP display to be presented upside down. This can be (but is not always) tied to lowering the screen resolution in some accessibility programs. To revert to a right-side up display, hold down the CTRL, ALT and UP (arrow) keys. lp, increase the screen resolution. From what I read, this problem is very rare and only occurs in the coarse resolutions. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Pineapple Bran Muffins Ingredients 1/2 cup sugar 1/3 cup shortening 1/3 cup honey 2 large eggs 1 1/3 cup shreds of wheat bran cereal 1 cup milk 1 can crushed pineapple, well drained 1 1/2 cup flour 1 1/2 tsp. baking soda Directions Combine first 3 ingredients in a large bowl; beat at medium speed with an electric mixer until blended. Add eggs, one at a time, beating just until yellow disappears. Stir in cereal, milk, and pineapple. Combine flour and soda; add to creamed mixture, stirring just until moistened. Spoon into paper-lined muffin pans, filling 3/4 full. Bake at (preheated) 400 degrees F for 18-20 minutes. Remove from pans immediately. Yield: 18 muffins. By Robin from Washington, IA Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
A backslider suddenly began attending church faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing. The pastor was highly gratified and told him, "How wonderful it makes me feel to see you at services!" "Well, Preacher," said the fisherman, "it's a matter of choice. I'd rather hear your sermon than my wife's."
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Guido's first job when he got to the United States was sweeping the floors in a pizzeria. After 15 years of hard work, Guido owned not only the store he started in, but a chain of 50 pizza stores. Guido believes it's now time to relax a little bit. Enjoy the fruits of his hard labor. He calls a contractor to have a huge mansion built for himself. Guido tells the contractor, "Makea you sure you puta lotsa da halo statues inna da house. I wanna have lotsa da halo statues in my mansion, capiche? One inna every room. One in da kitchen. One in da bathroom. Every room!" The contractor is impressed with how religious Guido is, promises to do a good job, and carefully plans a niche in every room for Guido's statues. The contractor personally searches for just the perfect religious statues for each room. Finally, the house is completed and the contractor takes Guido on a tour of Guido's new mansion. The contractor is full of pride showing off his work, but Guido looks concerned and fretful. Finally, the contractor says, "Is there something wrong, sir?" "Wherea are alla my halo statues?" Guido cries. The contractor points to the different statues he's carefully selected and placed everywhere. "They're in every room, sir, just like you asked!" Guido replies, "No no no! I doan wanna no Saintas. I wanna da halo statues!" "Sir?" "You know? Halo statues! Deya ring-a-ding-ding! You picka dem up, anna you say, 'Halo? S'tat you?"
When I was in the fourth grade, we had the horrible Mr. Johnson as our teacher. Once he got called to the office. When he got back, he found all of us sitting absolutely still and quiet. Shocked, he asked, "Boys and girls, I've never seen anything like this. It's wonderful. But what made you all act so well behaved and quiet?" We all looked at each other and I finally raised my hand. "Well," I said, "one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you'd drop dead. We are waiting with bated beath!"

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Today in 
1758 Mustard was advertised for the first time in America.
1764 The city of St. Louis was established.
1799 Printed ballots were authorized for use in elections 
 in the state of Pennsylvania.
1898 The USS Maine sank when it exploded in Havana Harbor 
 for unknown reasons. More than 260 crew members were killed.
1900 The British threaten to use natives in their war with 
 the Boers.
1903 Morris and Rose Michtom, Russian immigrants, introduced 
 the first teddy bear in America.
1942 During World War II, Singapore surrendered to the 
1961 A Boeing 707 crashed in Belgium killing 73 people.
1965 Canada displayed its new red and white maple leaf flag. 
 The flag was to replace the old Red Ensign standard.
1982 During a storm, the Ocean Ranger, a drilling rig, sank 
 off the coast of Newfoundland. 84 men were killed.
1989 After nine years of intervention, the Soviet Union 
 announced that the remainder of its troops had left 
1991 The leaders of Czechoslovakia, Hungary and Poland 
 signed the Visegard agreement, in which they pledged to 
 cooperate in transforming thier countties to free-market 
1995 The FBI arrested Kevin Mitnick and charged him with 
 cracking security in some of the nation's most protected 
 computers. He served five years in jail.
2002 U.S. President George W. Bush approved Nevada's Yucca 
 Mountain as a site for long-term disposal of radioactive 
 nuclear waste. He got back-stabbed on that by Harry Reid 
and Obama.
2014  smiled.

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