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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a 21 year old Floriduh woman, who was jailed after making up rape story to avoid work Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1962 John Glenn made space history when he orbited the world three times in 4 hours, 55 minutes. He was the first American to orbit the Earth. He was aboard the Friendship 7 Mercury capsule. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. --- William H. Borah
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Married for a night A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed." "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted, long and loud.
Jimmy is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Jimmy just dates and dates. Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Jimmy replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?" Many weeks go by and again Jimmy and his friend get together. "So, Jimmy, did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?" Jimmy shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like mom. My mother loved her, they quickly became friends." "Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not, my father can't stand her!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Alexandra Westover, 21, West Boca, Floriduh Jailed After Making Up Rape Story To Avoid Work Alexandra Westover, a 21-year-old Florida woman, was jailed Thursday after she allegedly lied about being raped to get out of trouble for skipping work. According to Florida State Police, an investigation was launched Tuesday after Westover reported to police that she had been raped by a stranger who stopped to help her w hile she was having car trouble on the Florida Turnpike. Investigators say Westover told them that she was on her way to work Tuesday morning when her vehicle broke down between the Palm Beach Gardens and Jupiter exits. She went on to say that a Hispanic male stopped and offered to help her, however, when she opened the passenger side door of her vehicle, the man attacked her from behind. Westover then claimed the man tore open her panties and sexually assaulted her before fleeing the scene. After giving police a detailed description of the suspect, investigators spent more than 100 man-hours investigating the alleged assault. Investigators began to doubt the woman's story, however, when they reviewed video surveillance of the highway and were unable to find any indication that a vehicle had broken down on that particular stretch of highway. Their suspicions were confirmed further when Westover's father called police Thursday and reported that his daughter admitted to him that she made up the story. During a subsequent police interview, Westover admitted to making up the story. When asked why she falsely claimed to have been raped, Westover stated that she didn't want to get into trouble for not showing up for work at her great uncle's house that day. She was booked into Palm Beach County Jail and charged with false reporting of a crime and perjury not during official proceedings. She was released on Friday after posting bond. Tech Support Pits From: Woody Re: Codeces and tool bars Dear Webby; Hope all is well with your eyes! Another question for you This morning i was in a web site and i got this warning message that i Had to update my Codec Pack with a new version of it. Well reading down thru the information i seen that i had to download a different browser and toolbar and then it would download the codec pack. I did not update it but now the question is what does the codec pack do and do i need to go look for a update for it. I went to the program file and could not find the codec pack anywhere, so its above my head. Can you explain it in plain English? Thanks for your expertise in the field.... have a nice day Woody. Dear Woody Don't go back there! That is evil shit! Whenever some site tells you that you need a different browser, search engine and/or tool bar, codecs, etc. get outa there and NEVER go back! Some of those things are awfully difficult to get rid off. And you do NOT need any of that crap. They fall into the Browser Hijacker class of Malware. Those Browser Hijackers open a back-door into your computer and you lose control over what you can and can't do. Do you see that BIG button for Malwarebytes in the side menu? Most likely you would need Malwarebytes to get rid of that. Because those Browser Hijackers con people, who are less smart than you are, into AGREEING to sell their soul and access to their computer to the hijackers, normal Anti-Virus programs can't do anything. After all, YOU sold your soul and your computer, and YOU had invited and installed that crap. Malwarebytes gets rid of it anyway, but not instantly. It is an interactive process and you have to participate in the cleanup. If you do occasionally mess around on the dark side, get Malwarebytes in advance. It will block evil shit. Re Codeces, don't worry about them. Windows Media Player, Quicktime Music Player, YouTube, etc. have all the Codeces you need. If some site claims that to listen to the Russian Pussy Riot punk band, you would need extra codeces, get out of there fast. They are just trying to stampede you into all kinds of nonsense. If you want to listen to that punk band, search for it with Google. You won't need any extra codeces, just earplugs. Good Luck! DearWebby Have FUN! DearWebby
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The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at an academic function, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'" The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

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Today in 
1673 The first recorded wine auction took place in London.
1792 U.S. President George Washington signed the Postal 
 Service Act thereby creating the U.S. Post Office.
1809 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled the power of the federal 
 government was greater than that of any individual state.
1839 The U.S. Congress prohibited dueling in the District of Columbia.
1872 Luther Crowell received a patent for a machine that 
 manufactured paper bags.
1872 Silas Noble and J.P. Cooley patented the toothpick 
 manufacturing machine.
1931 The U.S. Congress allowed California to build the 
 Oakland Bay Bridge.
1933 The U.S. House of Representatives completed congressional 
 action on the amendment to repeal Prohibition.
1944 "Big Week" began as U.S. bombers began raiding German 
 aircraft manufacturing centers during World War II.
1962 John Glenn made space history when he orbited the world 
 three times in 4 hours, 55 minutes. He was the first American 
 to orbit the Earth. He was aboard the Friendship 7 Mercury capsule.
1965 Ranger 8 crashed on the moon after sending back thousands 
 of pictures of its surface.
1987 A bomb exploded in a computer store in Salt Lake City, UT. 
 The blast was blamed on the Unabomber.
1993 Two ten-year-old boys were charged by police in Liverpool, 
 England, in the abduction and death of a toddler. The two boys 
 were later convicted and have been releasedafter a few years.
1998 American Tara Lipinski, at age 15, became the youngest 
 gold medalist in winter Olympics history when she won the 
 ladies' figure skating title at Nagano, Japan.
2001 FBI Agent Robert Phillip Hanssen was arrested and charged 
 with spying for the Russians for 15 years.
2002 In Reqa Al-Gharbiya, Egypt, a fire raced through a train 
 killing at least 370 people and injuring at least 65.
2003 In West Warwick, RI, 99 people were killed when fire 
 destroyed the nightclub The Station. The fire started with 
 sparks from a pyrotechnic display being used by Great White. 
 Ty Longley, guitarist for Great White, was one of the 
 victims in the fire.
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