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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a Teacher jailed for messing with a 15 year old Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1997 Scottish scientist Ian Wilmut and colleagues announced that an adult sheep had been successfully cloned. Dolly was actually born on July 5, 1996. Dolly was the first mammal to have been successfully cloned from an adult cell. Have FUN! DearWebby
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At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display so only she could see her weight. She finally stood on the scale, whereupon a loud, robo-voice from within the machine announced: "One hundred and ninety seven pounds."
They say that a preacher's wife is always his number one assistant. An example of this comes one Sunday morning after the preacher had just finished his sermon. He went and sat down with his wife and she asked him how he thought the church service went. The Preacher shrugged and said, "The worship was excellent, and I think the prayer and communion times went quite well,but," he continued, "I just don't think the sermon ever got off the ground." The wife looked over at him, and before she could stop herself, she said, "Well, it sure did taxi long enough!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jennifer Mason, 30, Calgary, AB Teacher jailed for messing with 15 year old Jennifer Mason, a 30-year-old teacher at Our Lady of the Assumption Elementary School, has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old student. According to Calgary Police, an investigation was launched last November after police received an anonymous tip regarding suspicious activity inside a vehicle that was parked in northwest Calgary. Officers arrived on the scene to find Mason involved in an inappropriate relationship with a 15-year-old student who attends the same Catholic school. A subsequent investigation revealed that Mason and the b oy had been involved in a sexual relationship from August until police caught them in November. The school conducted it's own investigation once the allegations came to light and has since suspended the teacher pending the outcome of the case. Mason was booked into jail and charged with sexual assault of a minor, sexual interference of a minor, sexual exploitation by a person in a position of trust and invitation to sexual touching. She was released after posting $5,000 bail. Tech Support Pits From: Dianne Re: Flags not showing Dear Webby, The flags on the flag counter are not showing, only a big red X. Please fix it! Dianne Dear Dianne The flag counter is in Europe, somewhere. There is nothing I can do to "fix it". If you don't see the flags, then there is a connectivity problem between them and you. It is probably just temporary and will get fixed soon. Friend Jorcha has a different problem. He uses Gmail and whenever Gmail chooses to use a banner that advertises stuff, that I write about, then they apparently censor ad pictures I have on that topic. Malwarebytes on the top right in the side menu is a good example. When that happens, just go to the online copy at http://webby.com/humor and you will see the uncensored version. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Use Placemats as Modern Furniture "Doilies" They used to put doilies at points of wear on chairs and sofas. For a modern take on that, I use tapestry placemats to put on the edges of an easy chair where the arms have gotten dirty and worn. (On another chair I use some pillow covers I found.) You can tuck these into the space between the chair and the cushion to anchor them, or even secure by spraying adhesive and gluing the mats down. It makes the chair covers wear that much longer, and are a colorful addition to your decor. By pam munro Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
>From Mel There was a Scot, American, and a Iraqui in a plane on fire and about to crash. There were no parachutes and the only exit was to jump from 49,000 feet high. As the Scottish jumped he yelled, "God save me!" and landed safely in a haystack. When the American jumped he also yelled, "God save me!" and landed safely in another haystack. The Iraqui wasn't good at his English and when he jumped he yelled, "God shave me!", and went splat on the roof of a barber shop.
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Judy goes to get her hair cut. The hairstylist cuts for about thirty minutes, hands Judy a mirror, and asks, "How do you like it?" Judy says, "It's nice, but could you make it just a little longer in the back?"
Lola is on the phone, "Hello? Pizza Shack? Do you have anything on special?" From the other end of the line comes, "Yeah, our veggie haters delight. It has twelve kinds of meat and five different cheeses. Lola asks, "Does anything come with that?" "A coupon for the gym."

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Today in 
1630 Quadequine introduced popcorn to English colonists 
 at their first Thanksgiving dinner.
1819 Spain ceded Florida to the United States.
1855 The U.S. Congress voted to appropriate $200,000 for 
 continuance of the work on the Washington Monument. The 
 next morning the resolution was tabled and it would be 
 21 years before the Congress would vote on funds again. 
 Work was continued by the Know-Nothing Party in charge 
 of the project.
1865 Tennessee adopted a new constitution that abolished 
 slavery.
1879 In Utica, NY, Frank W. Woolworth opened his first 
 5 and 10-cent store.
1885 The Washington Monument was officially dedicated 
 in Washington, DC. It opened to the public in 1889.
1920 The first dog race track to use an imitation rabbit 
 opened in Emeryville, CA.
1994 The U.S. Justice Department charged Aldrich Ames and 
 his wife with selling national secrets to the Soviet Union. 
 Ames was later convicted to life in prison. Ames' wife 
 received a 5-year prison term.
1997 Scottish scientist Ian Wilmut and colleagues announced 
 that an adult sheep had been successfully cloned. Dolly 
 was actually born on July 5, 1996. Dolly was the first 
 mammal to have been successfully cloned from an adult cell.
2014  smiled.


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