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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to an Arizona man, who tried a jail break to see his girlfriend Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1919 The state of Oregon became the first state to place a tax on gasoline. The tax was 1 cent per gallon. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Who is more busy than he who hath least to do? --- John Clarke Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. --- Iris Murdoch (1919 - 1999)
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Jackie and her husband were foster parents years ago. At one point they had a 4-year-old girl they were quite attached to. Jackie thought she had done a good job in teaching her manners, good behavior, etc. So when the 4-year-old said to her one day, "When I grow up, I want to be just like you!" Jackie's heart swelled with pride... until the 4-year-old finished her sentence... "so that I can reach the @#$% light switch by myself!"
When Amanda's son was 6, they were going to Amanda's mother's house where he was going to spend the night. He had been playing on Amanda's nerves the entire day and finally, right before they pulled into Amanda's mother's driveway, she put the standard "mother's curse" on him, saying, "When you grow up, I hope you have a child just like you." He looked at Amanda with big crocodile tears in his eyes and said, "Gee, Mommy, I thought you wanted me to be happy!"
Click on the picture for the large version Early Jasmin As you can see all the buds. This hedge has just begun to bloom. Its fragrance is fantastic ~~ Just sharing. Lillemor...
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Joseph Andrew Dekenipp, 40, Arizona man tried a jail break to see his girlfriend An Arizona jail inmate who escaped by climbing two walls and crawling through razor wire and was reportedly meeting his sweetheart on Valentine's Day is back in custody. The Pinal County Sheriff's office says in a release that inmate Joseph Andrew Dekenipp was arrested in the town of Coolidge, a few hours after he escaped Friday from the county detention center. The office says he would undergo treatment for serious cuts he got from the wire. The Arizona Republic reports that the 40-year-old Dekenipp was arrested without incident after he arrived at a saloon and grill where he was to meet his girlfriend. Dekenipp has been in jail since his arrest Jan. 10 on suspicion of vehicle theft, trafficking in stolen property, unlawful flight, and driving on a suspended license. Officials say he is now facing an escape charge. Tech Support Pits From: Randall Re: FF player Dear Webby, Hope this finds you in good health and good cheer. I have another question for you dealing with a download. I was in a website that i have been visiting for years now,a radio station one and something happened that has never happened before. I got need to download a FLV player. Well that is a new one on me so i went searching and now i am more confused about it than when i started this search. Do i need to download a FLV player? I read where it stated on my search that it is needed to play videos from YouTube but i was on there to check out the story and it still works as normal...should i get the feeling my leg is getting pulled or what? I will await your response before i proceed with any downloading the FLV player? Thanks in advance. Randall Dear Randall FLV is an obsolete format, mostly because it is unsuitable for mobile devices. Adobe stopped making updates to it about four years ago. Just like there are still hard cover paper books around, there are still some Flash movies around, and there are still tons of flash players available on the Internet. Be careful, though! Many of them come with a nasty payload of malware, trojans and viruses. I would recommend that you get a player from a reputable company like REAL, that has been around for a long time. Here is a link to their download page: Real Player Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Using Bleach to Clean Jacuzzi Jets I was surprised that folks do not realize that the "black stuff" in the Jacuzzi tub jets is black mold! There is no need to scrub. Simply fill the tub with water and then add a half gallon of household bleach. Turn on the pump and let it run for an hour. Turn off the pump and let the bleach water stand overnight. In the morning, put on a rubber glove and pull the plug to drain the tub. You must do this at least once per month. I have been using this method for thirteen years and my tub is fresh and clean. No black mold and no tub damage. By Julia Marie K. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asks her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replies," Heck if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse." The woman goes next door and comes back in about twenty minutes with her clothes all torn and with multiple cuts and bruises on her face and body. "What in the world happened?" asked her husband. "Damned if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was, and she told me to go piss in a bottle. I told her to go shit in her hat, and then all hell broke loose!"
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>From Regina My 20th high school class reunion was held at a hotel on the same night that another school's 10th-year reunion was taking place. While my girl friends and I were in the rest room talking, some unfamiliar women entered. After their stares became uncomfortable, we turned toward them. One of the women said, "Don't mind us. We just wanted to see how we'd look in another 10 years."
>From Rolly I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car broke down. Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of re- placement parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses ranged from "Mas-a-what?" to "You've got to be kidding." One guy just laughed. I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed Victor's Garage. "Vic," I said, "you're my last hope. Do you carry any parts for a 1962 Maserati?" There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. "Yes," he replied. "Oil."

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Today in 
1570 England's Queen Elizabeth I was excommunicated by 
 Pope Pius V.
1836 Samuel Colt received a patent for a "revolving gun".
1901 The United States Steel Corp. was incorporated by J.P. 
1913 The 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was 
 ratified. It authorized a graduated income tax.
1919 The state of Oregon became the first state to place 
 a tax on gasoline. The tax was 1 cent per gallon.
1933 The aircraft carrier Ranger was launched. It was the 
 first ship in the U.S. Navy to be designed and built from 
 the keel up as an aircraft carrier.
1948 Communists seized power in Czechoslovakia.
1972 Germany gave a $5 million ransom to Arab terrorist 
 who had hijacked a jumbo jet.
1986 Filippino President Ferdinand E. Marcos fled the Philippines 
 after 20 years of rule after a tainted election.
2005 Dennis Rader was arrested for the BTK serial killings in 
 Wichita, KS. He later pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 
 10 life terms in prison.

2014  smiled.

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