How to delete redundant mailboxes in Eudora 

Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, February 26.

In spots that are sheltered from the wind, the sun has
already quite noticeable warmth, even at -26.
With the hood up, back to the wind, face to the sun, 
it is actually quite pleasant. 
Have FUN!

Today's International Bonehead Award goes to Floriduh woman called 911 twice for sex Details at International Bonehead Awards From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 1998 - In Oregon, a health panel rules that taxpayers must help to pay for doctor-assisted suicides. Have FUN! DearWebby
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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. --- Bill Cosby (1937 - ) Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. --- Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
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>From Tom The phone number for Obamacare (Obama's healthcare) is 1-800-382-5968 or 1-800 Fuck You Very thoughtful of them to pick a number, that is easy to remember!
Thanks to Kati for this story: People frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had an Obama bumper sticker. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, Punta Gorda, Floriduh Floriduh woman called 911 twice for sex A Florida woman who described herself as “horny” was arrested Friday after calling 911 to summon a police officer to her home, where she aggressively pawed and propositioned him and announced, “I haven’t been penetrated in years.” Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, initially called police Friday night regarding a family dispute over ownership of a Corvette that belonged to her late husband (who she said was a former New York Police Department officer). When a Punta Gorda Police Department cop arrived at her residence, a tipsy Montanez-Colon began hitting on him, according to a police report. Pictured above, Montanez-Colon reportedly told Officer Justin Davoult, “You are so sexy,” and asked about his marital status. She also announced, “I haven't been penetrated in years,” and “I am so horny.” Davoult, 31, noted that, “I asked her what I could help her with and she stated ‘You can fuck me.’” In addition to the verbal come-ons, Montanez-Colon allegedly tried to rub the cop’s chest and grab his arm. After Davoult told Montanez-Colon that her behavior was inappropriate, she stated, “I’m bad, I know.” Less than an hour after Davoult departed her home, Montanez-Colon again called 911, announcing that the cop had “pissed her off” and she “wanted to see another officer.” Davoult and a police lieutenant responded to the emergency call. Montanez-Colon told the lieutenant that Davoult had been “a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to fuck me, he turned me down so that made me angry.” When Davoult then asked Montanez-Colon whether she recalled their prior conversation about misuse of the 911 system, she answered, “I do, but how else am I going to get you to fuck me?” Montanez-Colon was then arrested for making false 911 calls, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Charlotte County jail, where she remains locked up. Tech Support Pits From: Frank Re: Delete redundant mailboxes in Eudora Dear Webby, Per your recommendation I've been using Eudora for a number of years. I've set up numerous mailboxes to retain information. I would like to delete some of those mailboxes but cannot figure out how to do it. I've searched Eudora 'help', and FAQ's to no avail. I've deleted all the mail in the mailboxes but cannot delete the box from my listing. Peace Frank Ark City Dear Frank Click on TOOLS Mailboxes highlight an obsolete mailbox hit Delete You will get a little warning pop-up telling you, that it will be permanent and not reversible, Hit OK. That's all there is to it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Use Vacuum To Clean Vacuum Filter I own a vacuum cleaner that has a dust bin instead of using a bag. It contains a cylindrical fluted filter which is rather difficult to clean. I usually clean by banging it on a cement wall outside. However, we have so much snow this winter here in ND, there is no good place to do this outside. What to do...? I solved the problem by vacuuming the filter using my upstairs vacuum cleaner. This worked so well that I won't go back to doing it outside any more. The upstairs vacuum cleaner has a sponge-like filter and I can clean that one with my downstairs vacuum cleaner. I believe I will also clean the fluted filter on my Dustbuster that way. By Judy from Valley City, ND For health considerations, the filters should be blown off in a reverse direction, outside. Many vacuum cleaners have an air outlet, where you can plug a hose in to use as a blower. You don't need compressed air for that or a leaf blower, just any old vacuum cleaner, that has an Air-OUT fitting for the hose. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?" One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..." Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills." Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda..."The Apostles were in one Accord."
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That reminds me of this story: A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut; then we'll talk about it." A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, I'm really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didn't get your hair cut!" The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair." His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."
Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing of the hospital. When a new baby was brought into the nursery, all the women tried to guess its weight, but the guy standing next to me was the only male to venture a number. "Looks like 9 pounds," he offered confidently. "This must not be your first," I said. "Oh, yes," he said. "It's my first." "Then how would you know the weight of a baby?" I asked. He shrugged. "I'm a fisherman."

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Today in 
1815 - Napoleon Bonaparte escaped from the Island of Elba. 
 He then began his second conquest of France.
1848 - The second French Republic was proclaimed.
1870 - In New York City, the first pneumatic-powered 
 subway line was opened to the public.
1907 - The U.S. Congress raised their own pay to $7500.
1916 - Mutual signed Charlie Chaplin to a film contract.
1919 - In Arizona, the Grand Canyon was established as a 
 National Park with an act of the U.S. Congress.
1929 - U.S. President Coolidge signed a bill creating the 
 Grand Teton National Park.
1930 - New York City installed traffic lights.
1933 - A ground-breaking ceremony was held at Crissy Field 
 for the Golden Gate Bridge.
1945 - In the U.S., a nationwide midnight curfew
1952 - British Prime Minister Winston Churchill announced 
 that Britain had developed an atomic bomb.
1986 - Corazon Aquino was inaugurated president of the 
 Philippines. Long time President Ferdinand Marcos 
 went into exile.
1987 - The Tower Commission rebuked U.S. President Reagan for 
 failing to control his national security staff in the wake 
 of the Iran-Contra affair.
1987 - The U.S.S.R. conducted its first nuclear weapons test 
 after a 19-month moratorium period.
1991 - Iraqi President Saddam Hussein announced on Baghdad Radio 
 that Iraqi troops were being withdrawn from Kuwait.
1993 - Six people were killed and more than a thousand injured 
 when a van exploded in the parking garage beneath the World 
 Trade Center in New York City. The bomb had been built by 
 Islamic extremists.
1998 - A Texas jury rejected an $11 million lawsuit by Texas 
 cattlemen who blamed Oprah Winfrey for price drop after 
 on-air comment about mad-cow disease.
1998 - In Oregon, a health panel rules that taxpayers must 
 help to pay for doctor-assisted suicides.
2009 - Former Serbian president Milan Milutinovic was acquitted 
 by the International Criminal Tribunal for the former 
 Yugoslavia regarding war crimes during the Kosovo War.
2009 - The Pentagon reveresed its 18-year policy of not 
 allowing media to cover returning war dead. The reversal 
 allowsd some media coverage with family approval.
2014  smiled.

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